What is the most disturbing thing /b have ever seen or heard?

What is the most disturbing thing /b have ever seen or heard?

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My ex wife stuck the nose of a her collie up her naked asshole and farted.

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What was the context?

how fucking retarded most of you are like holy fuck you all must breathe manually

that people think officer brailsford intentionally killed daniel shaver

We were fucking after a night at the bar...laying there naked in bed goofing around, she randomly said "watch this" jumped off the bed. Walked over to the dog squatted, the dog looked up, and she grabbed his nose rammed into her open ass, and straight up ripped ass farted.
I was drink, and laughed my ass off, but the next day contemplated my marriage.

>contemplated my marriage
i need details about your marriage seems like one hell of a girl

lmao

DD

kek

Shit was a fucking 10 year long Jerry Springer show.

That classic gif of a dude shitting on a crying baby. Or maybe shoveldog. Nah, the one where some chick skins and saws off the legs of a tied up dog must be tops.
Glad I have not seen that

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I forgot about the time we were up doing cocaine for 2 days..fucking coke made my dick like iron, and would never come.
Anyway, I'm fucking her in the ass, finally within literally seconds of finally getting my nut off. she says "wait, stop" I say fuck that I'm gonna come, and proceeded to finish. My dick started to soften up, and it slid out. Right behind it, a come covered turd plopped on out to the bed.
In my horror, I jumped up and said what the fuck? she said I told You to stop, I grabbed the pillow and said wipe your ass and finish the job, you already shit the bed.....it was kinda awkward after.

This kinda brings back the memories. I never actually fucked birds tho. But I did something else. I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I’m particularly proud of, but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don’t become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you’re not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you’re good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you’re finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle.

My friends wife topless, she is not attractive.

Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It’s an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven’t done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

>could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet.

hahahaha

>isolated spot
>so you don't become sex offender

Lmfao!!

The negros

what. the. fuck.

Laying in bed when I suddenly heard what sounded to be a family being murdered. Went downstairs, no one to be found. Started evaluation for potential schizophrenia or schizotypal disorders, but lost my health insurance so I guess I'll never know. I still see shadowy figures following me from time to time but I've come to peace with that. Also long as I tell myself I know that what I'm seeing isn't real, I'm generally fine. But that freaked me out.

There is always a party in your head.

Some dude posted a webm of some fat dude fucking a toddler who was crying/screaming hysterically from the looks of it. Been a lot of cp throughout the years, but that one stuck with me.

I kind of wish it would go away. I even tried embracing it, doing the "talking to the voices" cliche but they are silent. Like its not like the shadows are trying to influence me, they are just always there. Always. Watching me.

This

poor mouse...

I'm not sure we're in the same boat but what you said is very familiar. Try to remember english is just for communication between different people, its terrible for bouncing ideas around your head or just musing to yourself unless you want the idea to be easily communicatable. I personally find intuition as the most efficient method of thinking, you can hold many complicated concepts at once without the word limit your short term memory imposes, and arrive at conclusions before having to sound them out in your head.

On the topic of communication, if you are ready for it, try pondering something simple such as "are you really here", likely you find you already know the answer deep down. This is good, its intuition working as a communication method, bringing something from your subconscious to your conscious mind. Next try something a little more open ended like "are there more than one" or "how long have they been". Dont get discouraged if some things dont come right away, there is usually a reason some things are hidden from you so start slow.

Is this a copypasta

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It is now

Fucking kek

This kinda brings back the memories. I never actually fucked birds tho. But I did something else. I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I’m particularly proud of, but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don’t become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you’re not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you’re good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you’re finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle.

Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It’s an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds

Nice feets

Nice feet

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nice feet