Im a Spaniard living in Germany

Im a Spaniard living in Germany

Ask me anything

are you muslim?

What's your opinion about Francisco Franco?

No, all my family come from Spain

Dictator, assassin, but worst of all, horrible mustache

which side of the race war will you be on?

I will let them kill themselves and move to where life is good. Maybe Australia.

Thank god fam, I thought you gonna say some Sup Forums shit lmao. Argentina es white lml

mi scusi

i am from marbella living in hamburg.

where can i find jamon 5 jotas?

where are u born and where do you live now?

What's the biggest difference between Spanish and German girls?

Sup Forums is cancer

Escusado

In Marbella

I was born on the east coast and now I leave on eastern Germany, close to Poland (hottest and horniest women ever)

In Germany women are the boss in the relationshipand men are all submissive cucks

Lol German cucks.

Not sure in West, but in East women are totally in charge of the relationship. They snap their fingers, and they do what the woman says. Every single time. A good reason for us foreigners to look more attractive and manly, so I will not complain :P

¿Te gustan mucho las pollas?

How do I siesta

solo las de plastico, en un strap-on

You close your ojos

El clima es una puta mierda vuelve coño y te lo digo como alemán la gente es 1000x más simpatica en españa.
Und warum bist du überhaupt hier?

I dont speak lazy
What are ojos

What would you like the three wise men to bring you?

I am living there because I like being able to pay for shit I want. Even if the weather is crap.

If speaking makes you lazy, writing must be overwhelming. Go to sleep

Ojos are something that can be found in a diccionario.

A Tesla Auto

What do you think of David Bisbal?

are you for or against bullfighting?

La fresa es muy bien zapato

verpiss dich du Ausländer

Who?

Against

Pic or it didn't happen

Danke

Osmanen Germania ftw

Percentwise how much more do you make in Germany relative to Spain?

have you learn arabic yet?
what about Quran,have readen it yet?

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hurensohn komm ran du knackfuss und wir kommen mit den glatzen

a xenophobic german
man,you will have some troubles

Illo ompare si ere malagueño de verda escribeme en verdadero andalú, con to tus muerto

Readen, ya dumb NEGER

do you support the monarchy?

El comeis las pan y el sombrero y una manzana y yo tien un perro mierda

20000000% more.

I can afford to buy me 2 new smartphones every month.

I support anyone who supports me

No interest. I am here 10 years and still trying to learn this fucking horrible language.

what I fuck?

No lo soy, pisha

Good try

do you wear one of these funny hats?

No, I think those are worn in South America

هل تتكلم مسلم

how much of a moor are you?

0%

No, but I know Google Translate

>No interest. I am here 10 years and still trying to learn this fucking horrible language.
if you don't like the languege,why the fuck are you there?
btw,german is very interesting,way cooler than spanish tho

I am here because I live close enough to visit my family, I earn very good and prices are low where I live.

Not saying it is not interesting, but the language is very hard. (Not saying that Spanish is easy. It is also quite complicated)

yeah
german is pretty hard
what makes it even more awesome for me
it has its very unique characteristics and rules

to bad it will be extinct,alomg with all the country and people due islamic invasion

How do I get a Basque girlfriend?

plus plSiü Jo ?

First step would probably be moving there.

I dont even

any good tapas bars where you're at?

How bad is the muslim/refugee problem compared to Spain? I lived in Badalona for over a year and there were entire blocks taken over by these fucks.

why aren't you in forocoches?

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No. Food here is impossible to enjoy.

They complain a lot about it. I do not see that much of a difference with how the German themselves behave...

Because I do not have a coche

What are some of the biggest cultural shocks you've experienced?

Nothing really remarkable. Maybe seeing many people holding a beer at 9 a.m. Maybe the "alternative scene" being so frigging huge. The really have a weird thing about protecting their privacy. They do not usually trust 3rd parties. Which in turn complicates their lives a lot.

What kind of job do you have? Is it the reason you moved?

I work on IT, programmer. I moved because of exchange program in the university. I stayed because of the opportunities abroad. And to get laid.

OP, you watch GZSZ?
Or anyone else, w/e

>GZSZ
Not even know what that is