To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andy Sixx's log of shit. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fecal matter most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Andy’s fecal outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from John Dryden literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Sixx's log of shit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andy’s existential catchphrase “Creamy Steamy Dreamy” which itself is a cryptic reference to Coprophilia. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepatedsimpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy’s genius shit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. XD
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Log of shit tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid. :)
Reminder that logposter is a 40+ year old fatass virgin with terrible photoshop skills and zero friends. He smells like piss and crippling loneliness; a truly pathetic individual who derives pleasure from rustling the Jimmies of easily-baited newfags. He will die alone in a pile of jizz-rags and empty pizza boxes. Nobody will miss him except for his dog, who only likes him because he gets to lick peanut butter off his balls. Sage grows in all fields.
Gabriel Jackson
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Ian Martin
LOG sliddes in all throats. Clogged grows in all esophagus
Ryder Wilson
where are the wikis? fuck man I can't find them ANYWHERE
Wix site and log wiki under renovation, but yes. The know your meme mod that edited the article got logged on Sup Forums recently. I had a hearty kek at the kym page, the words are dripping with anger
Jose Parker
God dammit I need that fucking log loaf
Sebastian Jones
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Jaxon Cruz
wikis are down ;_;
Cooper Peterson
Maybe I can answer some questions for you?
Jeremiah Rivera
I JUST WANT THE WIKIS 。・。∧_∧。・。 。゚ ( ゚´Д`) ゚。 o( U U 'ー'ー'
Grayson James
I cannot bring them back up. I can provide you with this information though.
Ian Sanders
>wanting a site that hasn't been updated in months back
Did you not read all the news articles or something when you had the chance? It was clear the owner had washed his hands of it already, he said so much in most recent article
Hudson Walker
Google is in the works to be purchased by the wiki
Kayden Bailey
Grow up
Brayden Barnes
What did you just say about Andy you little bitch? I'll have you know that Andy's logs are the steamiest of the cream and I have been involved at several of his secret logfests and have taken over 300 confirmed logs. Andy is trained in gorilla logfare and the top slidder in the entire world. You are nothing but another throat waiting to be clogged. Andy will clog your throat with such precision the likes of which you have never seen before so would you? You think you can get away with denying Andy's logs? Grow up, logless shill. As we speak I am contacting my secret agency of loggers across America and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare your throat for the log shill. The log that wipes out the pathetic thing you call your mouth. At this very moment Andy is back logging his next biggest creation so prepare your throat. I have full access to Andy and his entire arsenal of logs and you seriously need to grow the fuck up. Andy can be anywhere, anytime and can log things in over 700 ways, and that's just with his bare colon. Not only am I extensively trained in slidding but I have access to the entire Andy Six log network which I will use it to wipe your logless shill ass out of the face of the whole dream so mature much? If only you could know what creamy retribution your little clever "comment" was about to bring down in your throat, maybe you would of opened wide. But you couldn't, you didn't and now your paying the fucking price, you goddam shill. Andy will shit fury all over you and you will revel in the steam. You're fucking logged, kiddo.
Matthew Perez
Age.
Alexander Rivera
Grow up
Brody Russell
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Ryan Williams
>forced
Zachary Anderson
Grow up
Christian Rogers
Grow up
James Cooper
Actually, its not a meme, kiddo. Its an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time. The average faggot who frequents Sup Forums these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do. Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on Sup Forums, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/ scene fag. But both of these interpretations of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logbois discover to be a powerful force. Some say its brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldnt share, loli, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really dont even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life. So what does Andys Log mean? All you have to do is log in to find out.
Gavin Price
Grow up
Jeremiah Cooper
Grow up
Caleb Ramirez
grow up
Brody Cook
Grow up
Luke Peterson
Grow up
Jayden Murphy
Grow up
Jace Cook
Grow up
Bentley Gomez
Grow up
Isaac Gray
Grow up
Sebastian Sanders
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Blake Davis
Reminder that logless is a 40+ year old fatass virgin with terrible photoshop skills and zero friends. He smells like Dani's piss and crippling loneliness; a truly pathetic individual who derives pleasure from rustling the Jimmies of easily-baited newfags. He will die alone in a pile of Mehmet jizz-rags and empty pizza boxes. Nobody will miss him except for his dog, who only likes him because he gets to lick peanut butter off his balls. Logs slidde in all throats.
Zachary Thomas
Reminder that logposter is a 40+ year old fatass virgin with terrible photoshop skills and zero friends. He smells like piss and crippling loneliness; a truly pathetic individual who derives pleasure from rustling the Jimmies of easily-baited newfags. He will die alone in a pile of jizz-rags and empty pizza boxes. Nobody will miss him except for his dog, who only likes him because he gets to lick peanut butter off his balls. Sage grows in all fields.
Tyler Bennett
If dubs I grow up. Trips or better I age to natural death overnight.