my dog just bit me unironically
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My dog just bit me unironically
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>having pets
how would your dog bite you ironically
Dog Bite by The Dead Kennedys
Duh
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THIS DOG GOT BIT ON THE LE-E-E-EG
HE GOT A REALLY BIG CHIP ON THE LE-E-E-EG
puppy nipping, playful chewing, play biting ect
Wut
beat the dog faggot
didn't realize dogs had such a strong sense of irony
throw it in the trash
sigh
*unzips*
Mos Def - Quiet Dog Bite Hard
It is a good album, Brent.
the only two reasons a dog would bite you is if a. it has rabies, or b. someone's been abusing him. either way, get checked
Wut
So is Mama but that doesn't have anything to do with dog bites. Or does it?
he's a rescue, been here for about 2 weeks... will he grow out of it?
He asked for music, Brent.
Maybe youd be more comfortable at Reditt if youre so concerned with who everyone is. And you can't even get an easy answer like Dog Bite so back to Plebitt you go.
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Also this
>he's a rescue
No he isn't, you bought a used dog, probably a broken one at that.
Stop getting "rescue" dogs. If you want a dog that bad either wait until a colleague's dog gets pregnant and they give puppies away or take a puppy from someone giving them out at Walmart or Tractor Supply Co.
dogs and cats always playbite they'll usually nip your toe
>used dog
lol
[spoiler]you are a cunt tho[/spoiler]
I'm not the one prolonging the suffering of a mentally damaged animal.
wew
you are
[spoiler] it yourself if you unironically believe the shite you're spouting [/spoiler]
That album is fucking awesome
you're fucking retarded, Brent
my dogs an old fuck and he sometimes tries to bite you if you get too close... :(
this is such a bad post
it is an enlightened post. I have a rescue and while I do 'love' him, he's not sociable and is generally fidgety and nervous. rescues are PITA
I have a rescue and while he's afraid of tall men he's never attacked anybody or growled at anyone. He has the ability to warm up to any stranger as long as I'm around. Not all rescues inherit your crippling autism, user.
no u
>owning a normie ass dog
>not having a patrician pet like a lizard, snake, fish, bird, spider, or literally anything that isn't a normie ass dog
Pleb
some of us do it for the wimminz, studies have shown women are more likely to be attracted to guys with dogs over babies, friends, or other pets.
I say that but Im not a normie, so it doesnt apply to me.
>not owning a bloodhound so you can track people through forests and swamps
>wanting a shit tier animal like a snake, lizard, or fish
Might as well get a pet rock and burn the money you'd spend on pet food, since you'd basically be doing that if you get anything you mentioned.
I would have a mongoose, wolverine or honey badger if I could though.
man bites dog
Why not just buy a vase or a painting if you want something to just stare at
At least with dogs and cats you can play with them and shit
my dog can literally detect when you're making fun of him and he calls you out for that
This is probably why OP got bit
>dog took a fat shit on my carpet
music for this feel
you're a retard. shut the fuck up.
>he calls you out for that
You never know with rescue dogs, because they may have been badly hurt before they came to you. S/he might grow to trust and love you, but I would recommend taking your dog to a trainer. See if your shelter has any free/cheap trainers to try to work out the behavioral problems. Best of luck.