you have 200m to fix them next summer
who do you buy
You have 200m to fix them next summer
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Keita
Stones
Coutinho
The refs.
Thiago, Bartra, Fabregas, Grimaldo, Bellerin
Pogba and Lukaku
invest the 200 millions in refs and buy Platini a new sunner house in (free) Catalonia.
bellerin, angel di maria, coutinho,
>stones
i think mathieu is enough
Pogba, Martial, and Bravo
a big cunt who can put his nut on some crosses
pogba
*dabs luxuriously*
CR7 + Eric Bailly + De Gea
youtube.com
the guy who scores this Barcaesq goal
Nerman+200MM for Pulisic and Obamayang
UEFA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATxZ7kjINuE
If you want real Barca quality they should sign Moussa Dembele from the Good Guys.
Neymar, Alacer, Rakatic, Matheiu out
Myabbe, , Bernado or Martial, Thiago, Savic in
Sell Gomes, Neymar, Umitidi, Mathieu, Mascherano and Pique.
Buy Ruben Neves, Pizzi, Bernardo Silva, Thiago Silva, Bonnuci and Alex Sandro
Forgot Mbappe
And Dybala
why do people hate Nerman now
>now
They insist on playing their meme tactics so it's pointless trying
Buy CR7, Godin, Carvajal and >de gay
Sell Suarez
Can't tell if some of the people here are retarded or just pretending to. Buy: decent backup CB (while selling Mathieu) so Jordi Gomez since he's good and homegrown.
Buy Zielinski as future Iniesta replacement.
Sell Andre Gomes because he's shit at everything. Sell Mascherano because he's past it. Buy a great all round modern midfielder who can rotate with Rakitic like Sergey Milinkovic-Savic.
Buy a good RB(so not Bellerin) like Mario Gaspar or Meunier.
I fixed Barca
>(free) Catalonia.
If scum like Platini was found in free catalonia they'd be shot
Kane + Pogba
Sell everyone, close down the team, buy a bunch of 14 year old girls. Fuck off to Antarctica with my money and underage sex slaves.
>Jordi Gomez
I mean Sergi not Jordi. Fuck scatalan names
Literally awful choices.
After watching le other madrid flapping yesterday, they should buy chat shit, throw him on at 60 minutes when it's going wrong (again), pull back and break, would be fucking havoc.
Not at all. Zielinski is literally Iniesta light. Tell me why they're bad choices, I didn't name any meme fifa players like Kane de gay and pogdab
Congrats, Barca is now a mid table team
marcelo
me
Zielinski and Milinkovic-Savic are literally future GOATS, what are you talking about. You don't get anywhere buying overrated meme-players. And Rakitic-Iniesta can go on for one/multiple more season so there is no reason splashing cash om first-teamers.
Mário Jardel, please!
andreas christensen
fabinho
inigo martinez
isisco
ketia
>Zielinski and Milinkovic-Savic are literally future GOATS
That's what people said about their summer transfers last year. They should only buy proven elite players in their primes and then fill the rest of the gaps with academy players
>I ruined Barca
With exception of Umtiti, Neymar, and maybe Piqure, none of the players are in form.
Barca have a top offense but an aging and underperforming midfield and their defense is weak. They will need to buy 6 new top players this summer. Too bad they can't pay them since the 3 up top earn so much.
the england squad mate.
Alex Sandro, Pjanic and Dybala
>BREAKING NEWS: Barcelona ends in last place of LelLiga
changed my mind: 500 Mahrezes
De Gea is in the top 3 GKs on the planet. That is without doubt.
Harry Kane is the the best Stiker just below the elite. And he's only just turned 23.
Pogba still has a chance to become great.
Calling them meme FIFA players just shows how little you know about football.
Dybala
Buffon
Higuain
Sell all players then make the team dissapear
Buy James to fix that shitty midfield
Mbappe, dybała at 100 mil each.
Drop Suarez and Nerman
Messi can stay... for now.
Which future GOAT did they buy this season? Andre Gomes was above average for Valencia but most Valencia fans would tell you that he wasn't good enough for CL, and he is already old. Same for Alcacer who is old too.
Academy seems average nowadays. Maybe pumping out a couple wordclass players like Puyol, Pique, Xavi, Iniesta was luck.
Who did they get recently? New Messi Cristian Tello, new Messi Gerard Deulofeu , new Puyol Bartra?
Veratti
Bellerin
Dibala
score goal
any half-decent full-back
a CB to replace mascherano
an actual defensive midfielder
>Grimaldo
Good luck on that, he won't leave for any less than 60 million.
You just spent 400 million on overrated players. Kane is just a shit Belotti, de Gea is good but not worth what they have to pay, Pogba isn't worth whatever they'll have to pay and a tad overrated. It's just not realistic, Barca can't galactico it up partly because they have massive debt
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>t.Tripeiro
lmao that delusion
You need to Buy World-Class in this day-and-age.
Stop it with "Cute" signings
Barcelona are too Predictable against top European teams. They're too used to playing on auto-pilot against piss poor La Liga sides.
dani alves
Rodolfo Pizarro and Orbelín Pineda
Hire Dr Fuentes and fund his laboratory
200M bid for coutinho
Drinky, vardy, barry. oy they're top notch
Nelson Semedo
Ronnie
not even joking. image tsuuman as ST and messi as RW
hnng
Some midfield options: Verratti, Oliver Torres, Thiago.
Alex Sandro, Nelson Semedo
>next best LB in the world
>injured for half a year
>some club wants to give 15m
>obviously too little for what he displayed at the first half of the season, rejected
>some club wants to give 30m or even 40m
>club still rejects because they see the potential to actually get 60m since someone bid that high for someone that has been injured for so long
Sure man, I'll keep being deluded, as long it keeps winning this club titles.
Wenger
Guardiola
>Ruben Neves
>a bench player for the chokers of the Portuguese league
honestly i dont see many "big players" leaving for barca, they know it isnt what it used to be and honestly the market is so fucked right now that if barca want to get anyone who is proven to be decent they will have to spen at least 100m
Sell: MSN
Buy: RLLCIM (Ribery, Lewa, LCIM)
They need people that will tap in and cut inside instead of doing solo runs all the time. The diving aspect is not changed plus Lewa learnt how to free kick.
No one. Let it rot in shit and finally get rid of this cancerous shitty club.
pogba
This coach
kante hazard toby alderweld
sell Suarez to liverpool or some second rate team
sell Neymar to a top 4 english side
build a defensive line
invest in reverse aging technology for iniesta
chicharito, kuki, kante, tolisso, koulibaly
Kane is twice the footballer Belotti is.
De Gea has almost single handedly kept Man Utd in the top 6 the past few years.
Pogba would cost alot and probably not move anyway but 200mish is not unrealistic, (DdG 45m, HK 55m, POG 110m) and would make them a football team with more than one way of playing.
all on Pogba
Godín is 31
for what purpose at this point
would have made sense 4 years ago
Buy:
Jonas Hector
Kara
Kyle Walker
Virgil van Dijk
Soul Niggers
Sell:
Ter Stegen
Pique
Denis Suarez
Rafinha
Andre Gomes
Aleix Vidal
Jeremy Mathieu
He's still one of the best CBs in the world. Acustomed to the league with experience precisely because he's 31 years old. Young CBs are a meme. See Mangala, Stones, Nastasic, etc.
Larry David?
I dunno how good barcas keeper is but >de gay is pretty good and spanish, and wants to leave manure
Florenzi, Rugani, Verratti, De Bruyne.
>bench player
We are just squeezing the most we can from Danilo, you stupid fuck!
>Kara
He's retired m8.
sell neymar/suarez and buy bernado silva,mbappe, lukaku, drop messi to midfield to replace iniesta. they still need a cb (virgil van dijk) /dm/full back.
>we finally won the Euro and I can like Karagounis now
based
Buy Coutinho and Gabriel Jesus.
Enjoy 10 years of dominance.
Diego Lainez
class is eternal
>no defence
>dominance
ccatolonia independence is such a meme, the last time they fought for independence was in the 18th century kek, at least basque have balls enough to fight , unlike pussy ass catalonians who just make gay human pyramids and dance like fags
they need a manager first lad.
Use the best prospects from the academy, enjoy another 10 years of domination
Larry David?