Hey fags, I'm going to fucking fail my Calculus 1 exam tomorrow. I want to cheat, what should i do?

Hey fags, I'm going to fucking fail my Calculus 1 exam tomorrow. I want to cheat, what should i do?

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Is being less retarded an option?

Well I'm not clinically retarded

Don't be a dumb cunt, Calculus is easy shit

it just takes so much fucking time to do and i started studying the last week

HALP ME HOW DO I CHEAT

Maddi?

This. Calc is so fucking easy you douchebag. How the fuck can you fail it?

Study, lazy fuck

Tell your teacher you are having a gender identity crisis so you need more time to study. If they won't let you just call them racist.

Same problem here

I cheat by usually stuying before hand and trying my best, the teachers never know what hit em.

Can you use your own scratch paper? Or is the teacher giving out standard white scratch paper?

you shouldn't cheat

you should give up

i thought it would get better. it doesnt.

Print all your shit onto a soda bottle wrapper

such flex...

literally just write it on the table. plus, calc is easy shit. i

>I'm going to fucking fail my Calculus 1
>fucking fail my Calculus 1
>Calculus 1

>what should i do?

Submit your application for employment at your local burger chain. That is your career now.

FUCKING THIS

Caculus exam is different from a theoric shitty exam, you canĀ“t cheat lol. unless you pay some bucks to the nerdy fag to give you the answers in a fiddle

>McDonald's is waiting for you

Get a fucking TI-89

...

Memorize the material and formulas before you go into the exam tomorrow. Teacher will never see it coming.

>failing calculus

bomb threat is always a classic

pull fire alarm? and how the fuck are you gonna fail calculus r u a brainlet

By the time you write down everything to cheat, you end up learning it all anyway.

Rules about what calculator you can bring?

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Take a coke bottle and remove the wrapper. Go on photoshop and bring up a copy of that same wrapper. Go in and delete all the small text in the ingredients section and replace with your cheats

youre welcome you scumbag piece of shit

My final is in 27 days. Haven't started working yet. I should start.

Not take calculus in the first place.

That's how I learned

Don't be a pussy, calculus 1 is easy

OP has left the thread, probably looking at gay porn instead of studying or even reading advice on cheating, faggot

Never

math is literally the one course you cant cheat on