Wait. You there. Step forward. Who, are you?

Wait. You there. Step forward. Who, are you?

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I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

I come from the Racing Rolms. We here race our cars on the Trocks to find the Wheel of Fortune.

I don’t know yet, man.

But an honest Breton, sir.

Dave Davidson

Lol

I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End

I am the last dragonborn, slayer of Nazeem, and leader of every fucking guild out there, so shut up!

Fartknocker McGee

kek

Slim Shady

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Who else here never changed the name from "prisoner" cause you couldn't think of a good enough name to use.

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I am Rei, successor to the South Star Waterfowl fist, and my star is the star of justice.
SHAOW!!

Literally nobody

Depressed

I am penis pupper. I hail from riften.

I'm nobody...

I'm a tramp; a hobo.

I'm a box car and a jug of wine.

And a straight razor if ya get too close to me...

A perfectly healthy Godzilla baby.

I am a pair of trannies making porn

I am the prince of all Saiyans!

Please sir, I am no one. I am merely preparing the greatest present I can offer to a specific race.

underrated

I am a massive Fucking faggot

Adolf, I can help with your racial problems.

I am battletoads

I am just a dog, please do not hurt me.

lord dubsta

>one off
how do you feel now, user?

fuck that ill never surrender
unless i fail again

give up, you're a fucking failure.

This is literally me

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