I am God, ask me anything

I am God, ask me anything.

Do you hate Mohammed as much as I do?

What are the winning numbers for powerball on the 15th?

Oh, Lord,
Holyest Be Thine Trips,
Whyfore Be It That OP Must Be A Faggot?
Whyfore Art Thoust Faggoting?

kek, that'e not god, it's Monty Python.

will you bless me with ethereum?
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All hail, the supreme triple alpha, the one who came first, confirmed!

Why you don't exist ?

> implying monty python wasn't god

Do you have any weed

God why are you such a fagboi?

You do have a valid point there.

Was the “log of shit” meme a part of your perfect plan?

Why do you hate me?

IN THE BEGINNING THE WORD WAS GOD AND THE WORD WAS LOGGED BY GOD

Power ball number will be 32. Not OP, but I have my sources.

Why you created normalfags? They're too retardeds.

How do I know this aint b8? Roll quads and I'll come back, but for now imma sage this up

>yfw 6666 is branded on your cock

Why do I waste time on Sup Forums?

Will I marry Dayana?

Will my the girl I'm involved with ever leave her husband for me? We fuck around at work all the time and she tells me she loves me but she continues to stay with her husband.

María llena eres de gracia.

Will I end up with her?

will I ever find true love?

Yes, but you won't be loved back

Maybe if you get off your fucking computer and nut up

If you are god, what do i like to do to myself at night?

Hold you tendies real tight and you dream about having unlimited gb points

Well, you aren't God. Are you?

Why the fuck am I still alive?