I'm 30 years old and got my girlfriend pregnant

I'm 30 years old and got my girlfriend pregnant.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?!?! HOLY SHIT GUYS!

What do I tell my parents? How will I afford this baby?

Help me out/AMA

>going on Sup Forums to get answers to life problems
your kid is screwed

Time to kill yourself

Abort it and move on. Unless you’re married, you have no business having kids. First marriage, Home then baby fucker.

Smuhsmorshion

Just keep living user. Humans came this far just keep going.

Smart people use condoms. Thats why the world is full of poor dumb fucks.

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Salary
Job title
State you live in
How many family members you have within 20 miles

Take responsibility for you child and name it NAZDUG

Might further the plot...

Have the kid.

OP here, dubs for first name trips for middle name

Abort me.

Being 30 and not having the means to support a child probably means the world is better off if you don't procreate. All I'm sayin'

Kek

Good first name

Well you 30 years old. Its not like your teenager where you parents had power over you. There is nothing your parents can do. They will most likely be happy that they will become a grandma and grandpa. Your an adult that was fucking a female with no protection. Time to be a man a become a good father to your child and marry that woman. If your still living at home its time to move out of the parents basement.

Man up faggot op. Move out of Mammy's basement you disgusting filthy NEET. U sure ur landwhale gf isn't just really fat?

>Salary
$0.00
>Job title
Student
>State you live in
Virginia, northern Virginia
>How many family members you have within 20 miles
0

how the fuck are you not ready at 30?

I know but I'm going to live off food stamps and stay at home.

Your 30, You are your own man now, you should probably stop worrying about what your parents think and make a decision by yourself instead of asking us

Student of what

...

Nazdug will have a difficult time growing, but all the struggle will harden him into becoming the most fearsome uruk that middle earth has ever seen. So powerful that even the dark lord will take note.

You shoulda just fucked traps u filthy pig

Gender studies.

I hate white people and I'm white, gf is white too.

Student of video game playing and chicken nugget eating, basement dwelling

But you're gong to pay for everything for me.

how tied to your home country are you?
I mean really, theres a whole planet out there.

>Gender studies
Bet u ain't joking either
Holy shit, KYS

I have no job skills besides drawing anime and hentai

And how would that even work?

It's gong to land me a million dollar job when I write my book on how to conduct white genocide.

post plz

How much does ur gf weigh in at? Is wager $100 American that she doesn't come in any less than 400. Pounds that is

Well... if you're the dude who got my ex pregnant, I'd say...

>Parents
Tell your parents they'll be grandparents soon. Some small part of them will be over the moon.

>Money
Get another job if you're worried. Where there's a will there's a way.

>What do I do now?
Man up. I shouldn't have to hear anyone cry who I no longer fuck because they went off in search of greener pastures, so I'm already in a bad mood. Her dad's a meaner drunk than I ever could be. Hell, I'd probably help you against him just to end my life quicker.

This might be the necessity you need to reinvent your life.

Falling for the bait.

>Stop being a nigger

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Not too many people make it to 400kg

Taxes.

It pays for my food stamps, housing, healthcare, and college.

Post gf. If no post, fat ass gold digger confirmed

speak english? any education at all?
go teach, probably more money than youre making now
come back in 18 yrs when its done raising itself

Lbs not kgs

>implying that I pay my taxes

It was tacked on the end of the post that started the whole thing...

It didn't really need clarification, especially after offering USD.

Are you a Chinese robot pretending to be American to increase your odds of passing the Turing test?

Don't be a lazy fuck, I'm a student and have a great paying job,
Studying Business management
Drive forklift for $23.25 an hour.
You sir are a useless price of slag, surprised you could find a whore to fuck you're stupid ass