Just ate 12,000 calories worth of sugar

>just ate 12,000 calories worth of sugar
>it's not even midday yet

Pls fucking end me

r u fat?

How ? 1 pack of cookies (9) is about 500 calories max
You ate the equivalent of 216 medium cookies

by eating 216 cookies

Wait, vegemite isn't even sweet. Explain

hello perth bro

>>it's not even midday yet

>tfw share a city with a landwhale

is 150 kg fat?

Yes, very.

Twice my weight literally. I think yes

you are supposed to be finn

No, a bit overweight I would say

It's past midday somewhere

oh my god, THIS.
>tfw havent been on Sup Forums in weeks
> tfw been on /his/ for a while
>open Sup Forums whythefucknotforoldtimes.com
>see "i ate so much" thread
>open it, looking for finnanon so i can shitpost

holy moly, you're fatter than me

kek, yeah, but the mud cake finn has been long gone. how is /his/? better than int? no flags so no bullying americans?

How much is that in weight?

About 4,5 kg

>ate three family size pizzas in a single sitting
>ate 2 liters of ice cream 30 minutes later

Forgive me Lord, for today i sinned again.

How is possible that a brazilian has enough money to eat all these things ?

They are very charitable

My father is the 1%. He is not a uma delicia sopa de macaco eater.

You father is not here to give a real education ?

OP here guys ignore that impostor I'm actually only 140 kgs

eeewww

Your dad must have licked many asses and worked many hard all this for have you???

He is just a federal police chief who gets lots of gifs from powerful people, so he has lots of money.

rude. are you jealous and want them to adopt you?

i am not rich like this guy but i still can afford that
i wonder what do you think about brazilians

i suppose thats "banter"

depends, how tall are you?

nah doesn't matter for that kind of weight.
you would literally need to be >8' to have a normal bmi.

Not if you're 8 feet tall