>just ate 12,000 calories worth of sugar
>it's not even midday yet
Pls fucking end me
>just ate 12,000 calories worth of sugar
>it's not even midday yet
Pls fucking end me
r u fat?
How ? 1 pack of cookies (9) is about 500 calories max
You ate the equivalent of 216 medium cookies
by eating 216 cookies
Wait, vegemite isn't even sweet. Explain
hello perth bro
>>it's not even midday yet
>tfw share a city with a landwhale
is 150 kg fat?
Yes, very.
Twice my weight literally. I think yes
you are supposed to be finn
No, a bit overweight I would say
It's past midday somewhere
oh my god, THIS.
>tfw havent been on Sup Forums in weeks
> tfw been on /his/ for a while
>open Sup Forums whythefucknotforoldtimes.com
>see "i ate so much" thread
>open it, looking for finnanon so i can shitpost
holy moly, you're fatter than me
kek, yeah, but the mud cake finn has been long gone. how is /his/? better than int? no flags so no bullying americans?
How much is that in weight?
About 4,5 kg
>ate three family size pizzas in a single sitting
>ate 2 liters of ice cream 30 minutes later
Forgive me Lord, for today i sinned again.
How is possible that a brazilian has enough money to eat all these things ?
They are very charitable
My father is the 1%. He is not a uma delicia sopa de macaco eater.
You father is not here to give a real education ?
OP here guys ignore that impostor I'm actually only 140 kgs
eeewww
Your dad must have licked many asses and worked many hard all this for have you???
He is just a federal police chief who gets lots of gifs from powerful people, so he has lots of money.
rude. are you jealous and want them to adopt you?
i am not rich like this guy but i still can afford that
i wonder what do you think about brazilians
i suppose thats "banter"
depends, how tall are you?
nah doesn't matter for that kind of weight.
you would literally need to be >8' to have a normal bmi.
Not if you're 8 feet tall