Normies, reveal yourselves!

Normies, reveal yourselves!

What if I'm not fat, but not in good shape either?

I'm never alone on new years, but don't celebrate my birthday

otherwise checked off just about all of those, thanks for the picker upper

Who made this?

>Hurrr everyone else who does marginally better than me in life with things that literally ANYONE should be able to do makes them a normal fag

Fuck off.

I'm not fat, but I'm not in a good shape.
I didn't go to prom because I was getting high with friends.
I haven't moved out yet because I'm still in college.
I hate festivals, I hate going out.

No bingo tho :/

I was semi normal at one time

>last relationship and last time I had sex was in 2011
>last job was 2 years ago
>last house party was 3 years ago
>last time I toked was 3 months ago
> still go to gym

Starting to forget what it was like. Feels like a different lifetime.

Yeah, I only can corss off team sport, going out on weekends, using social apps, not fat, having a girl tell me she loves me, and getting tagged in a photo with girl. Other than that im a sad beta who goes on /r9k/

honestly with obesity rates the way they are, being "in good shape" is probably not the norm

that said, get fit lazy fucks, you'll have more energy and feel better

If im a normal fag why do I feel so not normal :/

Fuck. Am I normie NOW?

>One year relationship
>Still a virgin

T O P K E K K L E

Everything but the proud parents... And I went to prom with no date. Feels still bad tho

How are all of those things true but you haven't lost your virginity?

Not even doubting you, genuinely curious.

married, kids, career.
damn. ...normi. ...living in normitude.

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Wow go to bed, Norman. Don't you have a high paying career to be successful at tomorrow?

Guess im a fuckin normie

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NORMIES GET OUT REEEEE!!!

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No prom shit in the NL otherwise I'd have sexts

That there sounds like normen talk

Wrong box fixed it

:/

Should i be worried?

no your probably just ten and just need to socialise more off fucking Sup Forums newfag

kek

I would been happy if i were ten years old to say this is normal

this

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Newfags get out or an hero then tell life story you boring faggots

Okay, so, I've had three sexual partners, though I've had numerous gay for pay clients and a married woman I got paid to fuck while her hubby jerked it.
Do business sexual encounters count?

Sadly, I’ve done nearly all of these things. Didn’t know I am a fucking normie. I have the highest respect for anybody with a twisted sense of humor and doesn’t care about offending others. You 4channers are some of the funniest sonsabitches I’ve ever read!

Bingo nigger

hey OP post yours

Lost on the first fuckin row

>Had sex in a public place
>Still a virgin

???

Honestly if this is what being a normie is, I’m fine with it

I'll count my prostitution sex and become a normie.
Huzzah...

that was a close one, but thanks to mom and dad and picking my sexual partners from college im still not, and will never be a normie

been here for a few years now and i'm still a functioning human being. Imagine that...

woah, save some pussy for the rest of us.

That was too easy off a bingo

How sad can you be to lie about results on a stupid ass internet bingo sheet on an anonymous anime board.

You sir, are far from a normie

Ur retard if u dont bingo this, so Yes be worried

4 left
19 y/o
had the chance to do all 4 left, but im a bitch so

If this makes me a normie then I'm okay with that. Get fucked degenerates

>had chance to
>would rather smoke dudeweed than sniff a girls taint.
Kids these days.

Lol I aced it. Feels great!

I'm around guys more than girls, mainly due to going to an all boys high school. Most of them smoke bud. nothing to do with preferring one over the other you asshat

What a cuck. I remembered when i was 16, i could have lost my virginity easily but i decided to go smoke pot. I lost my virginity when i was 18 and after that day i decided i'll just do drugs and get ass.

>I'm around guys more than girls, mainly due to going to an all boys high school
When did you realize you were homosexual?

Fuck a 420 buddy then.
Its a brave new world and you faggots are ok now.

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When did you realize your laziness made you work harder for an inferior result?

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Straight down the middle. Apt.

>you_need_a_bigger_dick.png

Ha I'm not a normie fuck yeah

>Inb4 filename

weak

well guess I did okay

Am I a normie?

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Easy peasy faggots.

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Do I have to leave :(

welp

Nah, you're good. Now bend over.

Why?

So many normies in this thread.
Btw what does birthday party mean? The last one I did was when I was a child does that even count?

So I can take you to prom.

I already went

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I checked most of those in my late 20's.
Am I normal yet?