genetic abomination feels >microdick >every single one of my great grandparents and grandparents died of heart attack or stroke >all my fucking joints crack and pop constantly, if i try to do pushups my shit pops every fucking rep until i hit about rep 18 >tmj >ugly as FUCK >balding >greying
i'm fucking 27 years old and OBVIOUSLY never even hugged a girl. life has been awful every fucking day my entire life >play the hand your dealt I WASN'T FUCKING DEALT ANY CARDS, GOD GAVE ME LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING
Dylan Jackson
I know that feel
Just kill yourself if you have the guts otherwise suffer until you die
Austin Barnes
Lil bitch get over yourself
Ryder Price
how fat i am
pretty fucking sure i have diabetes
Brody Bailey
Sorry bro, im 24 >be me >6'1" >chad face >large penis >all my grandparents alive, even got 2 GGparents alive >naturally slim, easily gain muscle, cant gain fat >No history of balding in family feelgoodman
Carter Adams
erect dick
Aiden White
if this gets to 50 posts i'm livestreaming suicide on discord
Aiden Rivera
bait
Landon Perez
How big are you erect? Could you fuck a girl if one was willing? If you're serious about killing yourself at least fuck a hooker before you die. Where do you live. I'm a guy I'd love to suck you off. Desperation is a turn on for me.
Oliver Morales
...
Brody Jones
...
Juan Jones
You have a kik?
Henry Perry
yes. for what
Jace Cooper
So I can message you. I'd like to talk to you.
Christian Taylor
desu_senpai
Thomas Clark
That's not that bad, you can still use it
Austin Russell
Well ggwp for being born, you've got the life on easy mode
Samuel Davis
no. i made a thread yesterday and all the females said it was untouchable flaccid so the erect size is irrelevant
Leo Gray
stop feeling sorry for yourself. Shave your head. Start running. Get some cool clothes. Get good at something. Start watching Jordan Peterson videos. That shit helped me out.
Aiden Butler
at least you have a working dick you moron some people dont have them
Ryder Jackson
Holy fuck Kek
Brayden Walker
>predisposition for depression and substance abuse
Tyler King
like that'll fucking help a single thing
Cameron Bennett
This guys right but I don’t know or care who the fuck Jordan peppercorn is.
Noah Rodriguez
no i fucking don't
Aiden Reed
>females >Sup Forums And even if they were really girls, are you seriously going to take seriously a girl that regulars Sup Forums???
Not gonna lie, that softy would make me off myself too, but all I'm saying is if it's still functioning, make sure it's hard before she takes your pants off.
Grayson Martinez
fucking anyone ever would be suicidally depressed if they had my lot in life
Jason Lee
who else would you trust
>would make me off myself too then don't recommend life for me
Zachary Torres
it helped me out, you troglodyte. He's a psychologist. He gives life advice based on tried and true techniques. Human psychology is a lot more concrete than we give it credit for.
Jackson Walker
Your small dick isn't why you're a pathetic loser.
Colton Powell
it won't ever give me a useable penis and thus i'll never have a gf
Nolan Martinez
Dem white folks genes can make u allergic to life
Aiden Thomas
yes it is
Wyatt Carter
Wtf that’s not small you moran! Lose some god dam weight
Wyatt Hall
Give us a shirtless picture, need to understand how fat you really are.
Dylan Taylor
i wish i was aborted. i should've never been forced to live.
Cooper Jones
it actually is. it's a manipulation of camera angles. it's only like 5.5 inches or less depending on how depressed i am
Gabriel Collins
So I was looking through my mom's sock drawer for money when I came across a massive dildo. I gave up on my search for cash and took the toy into my room for a little fun. OMG was that great! When I was done I went to clean it off and saw a logo on the bottom saying "Ray's Custom Toys". As well as a set of initials. After some thought I realized those initials were my dad's. I was sick to my stomach after realizing I had my dad's cock in my ass!
Parker Moore
So many ppl your size with decent to hot chicks yet you’re whining like a baby. Dude man the fuck up I have so many more problems then you but my fuck it mindset works magic.
Gabriel Perry
i guarantee you have far fucking fewer problems than i have. normies overestimate their "struggle" by a wild margin
William Williams
This willy reminds me of Devin.
William Morris
I know your feels OP. I have pretty much everything you listed. On top of that add >short >tiny hands, weak wrists >Horrible fucking allergies year round >literally terrible at everything I do
I guess it could be worse. I have all my body parts, as inadequate as they are. I'm not blind, or deaf.
Grayson Johnson
i wish i had been aborted
Jose Bailey
attention whore
Charles Adams
That's roughly average faggot
Noah Diaz
not with that attitude.
Adrian Thomas
There’s a reason why there is the option to fold in poker if you don’t like the hand you’ve been dealt...
Isaac Cox
bluff fools
Dominic Gray
exactly. i wish my parents aborted me
Grayson Smith
stop blaming genetics. eat better. continue to work out, but stretch so you dont keep rattling your bones. & fucking shave.
Connor Hill
Inferior genetics, user... you weren’t meant to reproduce. Take your place along with most of Sup Forums and become a wizard.
Joshua Gutierrez
>stop blaming genetics He has a micropenis.
Ian Nelson
Mate even Darwin thinks you should die alone.
Jason Clark
i dont care. op is clearly blaming nothing but genetics for all his problems. thats his problem.
Carson Brown
kek
Jack Turner
hmmmmmm who do i trust genetics it is because fucking genetics is my only problem >hurrr durr lose weight
I WILL FOREVER AND ALWAYS HAVE AN INSUFFICIENT PENIS TO HAVE A NORMAL LIFE. THIS IS 100% GENETIC.
Jack Richardson
Who cares what your dick is flaccid though. Your erect dick puts mine to shame
Isaiah Evans
ok. you clearly dont want help. continue living a sad pathetic life.
ps being fupa makes ur dick smaller
Daniel Bell
>you clearly don't want help THERE IS NO FUCKING HELP FOR ME GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
Asher Ross
>5'5 manlet >riddled with acne scars >produce excessive amounts of sebum, face feels like its been dipped in a can of fucking oil after less than a day >2 in. flaccid, 5 erect >phimosis >Mexican >wide body, doesn't matter how much weight I lose, I can never be as thin as I desperately long for >can't grow a beard or chest hair, but I have monkey legs and ass, that's gonna reel the ladies in right? >gyconemastia, it hasn't gone away after nearly a decade >flat, disgusting wide feet
I can't even join the military to off myself if I wanted to, and I want to fucking die
Caleb Martin
>Who cares what your dick is flaccid though. females. the entire human species minus yourself.
Austin Jones
edit: already decided to not have children, no one should have my shitty fucking genetics
Camden Richardson
cant help someone who cant help themselves is what i meant, retard.
stop blaming genetics for you having a bad life.
stop wallowing in self pity.
Jack Roberts
inb4 reddit spacing meme
Adrian Taylor
Wow. You're even more fucked up than me, and I'm a minor legend on /r9k/ for my deformities. You suck a lot.
Ethan Watson
how in the FUCK am i supposed to adjust to this? you're a fucking brainlet, you obviously can't understand how FUCKING dire my situation is.
Cooper Myers
Your insane. You don't fuck someone with your dick flaccid. All women care about is what is hard, which yours is average. You'll have at least a semi-chub by the time they see it anyway.
My hard dick is far below average. I've had sex plenty of times, but have left every woman bored and dissatisfied no matter how hard I try. Try dealing with that shit fam.
Jordan Bailey
>calling someone else a brainlet >too retarded to improve themselves
im done here, i've done all i can do.
Lucas Powell
there is FUCKING NOTHING THAT COULD HAVE POSSIBLY BEEN DONE