Greentext thread

greentext thread

>want some poon
>tinderiinnnnnn
>match with a cute mexican girl
>howsitgoing.jpeg
>shes into it
>wants to meet up because im fucking hot as hell
>give me her address
>omw.png
>get there
>nice date
>now comes the part where we hook up in the back of my car.
Cont?

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>be me
>be now
>see greentext thread
>start greentexting
>more greentext
>still more greentext
>...
>little more greentext foe good measure
>about to click post

Thx faggot

>be me
>gettin the best be
>wait
>gonna cum
>she stops
>car coming
>"lets take a break user"
>imma blow the biggest load of all time after this shit
>takein a break
>i start kissing her and rubbing her vag through the pants.
>starts moaning again.
>gonna go for the kill
>"user wait! Im uhhh.........im on my period."
>fuckthat.png
>"lets just save it for next time"
>"sounds good user"
>cuddleing,
>making out again
>she goes for my dick again
>handjob.
>turned off for bloody mary
>she gets it up anyway because she is an expert
>starts dry humping me
>she is moaning again.
>forces me on bottom
>"i cant take it anymore user i need you inside of me right now"
>takes off pants
>fucking pad "peels" the fuck off.
>theSmell.jpg
>instantly flacid
>she trys to expertly harden me once again
>doesnt work
>tries to do it with my half chub flacid digaling
>inside of my car smells like dirty pussy mixed with afterbirth and ass
>she gets it in flacid some how.
>pussy is fucking sticky.
>no longer chub
>fully flacid
>she gets mad
>i tell her "next time i'll take good care of you"
>she agrees
>i need to leave because i have work tomorrow and its getting late
>drop her off at her house
>now i have a bloody, stinky ass dick and the worst blueballs i have ever experienced but at the same time i am not turned on at all.

My question is, am i still a virgin after that?

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>be faggot
>drink too much
>move back in with parents
>they believe in me
>now they don't believe in me
>fuck
>think im gonna be a hobo

dumpin'

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Your mom is divorced because she is whore

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Holy shit dude..

>see faggot
>call faggot a faggot
>send

>on period
>doesn't blow load inside
Pick one

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