If you could change your country's name to anything

What would it be?

''Nacidosparasegundear'' (in english: Borntobesecondland)

USA is perfect

Estado del Istmo was a less gay name than Bananama.

JAP

I want to shorten the name

stop being racism

Rusland

Columbia

Nueva Granada

sexy smiley

Maharlika, or any native sounding name, far better than the sp*c name feelypenis.

Yankeeland

LOS

Borealia or Norland were proposed names for Canada

North Uruguay

Deutsches Reich uezs. Colloquially refered to as Deutschland

England

America

Arabia

The Hapa's Islamic people's republic of Canuckistan

/thread

Borealia is a great name.
Not yet, give it another 5 years until all white guys have asian wives, and white women paki husbands.

The Empire of Britain

Swedistan

jenes

United States of Not Latin America

I like the United States of America already.

I wish Finland would be Suomi in English.

Siam

Norgesveldet

North Morocco

Serbia-- Yugoslavia sounds more badass.

Our old name, tanmark

This image is giving me a boner

the shape

The United States of America

Iberia is our true name.

Svea rike, our current name is literally D*nish

Legendary Dragonia

Dacia!
>WE WUS DACIANS AND SHIEEET

You got spic'd

Delícia.

Straya

Vera Cruz or Santa Cruz

Tacoland.

I'd change it back to Rumânia or Rumînia so people stop thinking that we're roman we wuzers.

Straya

Ellada

Le Kekistan xD

El Estado Islamico de Hamburguesas Gordas Palmatazeando.

idel-ural

Gothia/Gothen

Gallia

Almanya

Nigallia maybe

DELET

Argentum

I'd change "Quebec" to "Laurentie" (Laurentia)

I'd change "Canada" to "USA North"

The British Doninion of Canada

Norgesveldet

Fug

or

Fugland

Fugbind

Francia Minor

binlan :-DDDD

Deutschösterreich would be the sensible and original name, but Österreich is long enough as is. It's fine actually.

Poop xD

Mexico's mexico

Little Finland

Eastern Norway

There's nothing to change, "France" is perfect.

Castilla

Columbia

LARPers

LARPers are those who want to change their nation's name, are you stupid?