OFFICIAL GIANTS VS. ROYALS #2 GAMETHREAD

San Francisco Giants @ Kansas City Royals

Kauffman Stadium
8:15 PM ET | 5:15 PM PT

TV: NBCS BA | FSKC


Madison Bumgarner (LHP #40) (0-2 | 3.43 ERA | 24 K)
vs.
Jason Vargas (LHP #51) (2-0 | 0.66 ERA | 14 K)


SF
1. LF Aaron Hill (R)
2. 1B Brandon Belt (L)
3. RF Hunter Pence (R)
4. DH Buster Posey (R)
5. SS Brandon Crawford (L)
6. 3B Eduardo Nuñez (R)
7. C Nick Hundley (R)
8. 2B Joe Panik (L)
9. CF Gorkys Hernandez (R)

Conor Gillaspie (L)
Chris Marrero (R)
Denard Span (L)


KC
1. LF Alex Gordon (L)
2. 3B Mike Moustakas (L)
3. CF Lorenzo Cain (R)
4. 1B Eric Hosmer (L)
5. C Salvador Perez (R)
6. 2B Whit Merrifield (R)
7. SS Alcides Escobar (R)
8. DH Cheslor Cuthbert (R)
9. RF Paulo Orlando (R)

Drew Butera (R)
Christian Colon (R)
Raul Mondesi (S)
Brandon Moss (L)

>30 minute early gametheads in april

Dads thread?

>tfw unwittingly took the wrong Bart train and extended my commute an hour

>(2-0 | 0.66 ERA)

Woah is this guy Elite royalbros?

he is a command babby and his command has been good so far. its also been 2 games so who knows if he is actually for real

only when he's on the good weed

I think today is doggo day at the K

hello my frens

that your gf?

...

nah

I told Bumgarner to rev up his chainsaw and he actually did it. The Mad Bum.

why not

What do you jintsbros think of Affeldt?

unprofessional af

>san fran chicks
Enjoy your aids

I dunno, man

>it's a moose pops out on the first pitch episode

just bee urself

i know the guy who was sitting in front of that hunter pence sign

"yall need me to teach you how to hit homers off kershaw"

funny cause it's an actual quote

gonna be a quick one it seems

>these offenses against these pitchers

manfred's going to cream himself when this is over in 2 hours

>strikeouts now count as runs for the defense

>start missing strikeouts as a catcher
>allow runner to reach base
>still score manfred points
>load bases
>offense starts scoring on struck out runners being walked in
>game lasts 8 hours

Manfred would kill himself

the hit salvy needed 3 years ago

bark
in
park

>not impregnating her like everyone else did to their gfs

>unironically giving up XBHs to escobar

RISP is a meme

dang

Nunez almost got his hand taken off

Anyone screen shot that quote of the royals player getting drilled by Bumgarner in little league?

Vargas is fucking dealing tonight.

RISP is gay

Everyone deals against our offense lately

This is like the 3rd time in the past little while we've been perfect games through at least the first 3 innings

drunk qts coming out of commercial

what if a foul ball hits a doge???

...

posey wasn't going down in that ab

>dog catches foul ball
>runs onto field to return it for another fetch

>wins a gold collar award for outstanding defense

Lol hes a pothead isn't he?

...

I was at a Louisville Bats game a few years back when they had Dog Day At The Park and I remember a dog getting a tooth knocked out from a line drive foul on the third base side.

It hurt to watch :/

he is literally always high

what kind of shitty owner doesnt stop the ball from hitting their pupper

Woo another 1 run complete game loss incoming

>puppers catches foul ball in mouth
>takes it to hot dog vendor and exchanges it for a free hot dog

>wake up from a nap
>giants get hits and bum finally has a 1 2 3 inning
Maybe I'm good luck m8s

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This little shit wanted to go to bark at the park day. I had other plans....

that dog was attacking another dog

Nah. Giants offense is about bring in the runs.
The worst kind.

actually starting to like Affeldt desu

HAHA time for RISP

>mvp for most valuable pupper

>Gorkshit

>puppers catches foul ball in mouth
>runs onto field and buries it next to second base

It's refreshing to have a new goofy ass style of commentating

Hernandez and Marrero need to be taken out back and shot desu

Aaron Hernandez yourself Gorkys Hernandez

I wonder who else smokes.
They do stop testing you for pot once youre in the majors

Agreed, they should call up Ruggiano right now and either Morse or Williamson when they're healthy

They literally can't be worse

really missin pagan tbqh

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>tfw not qt to go to the K with and get shit faced

i think rugg is the only one that can play cf

why the fuck is span not playing tho?

Pagan would have injured himself somehow already

WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

I really, really hate how the managers have the ability to wait so long to decide if they want review or not

shouldve brought your dog to today's game. bitches love dogs

>black an actual game for a pre game show

the fuck are you doing csn???? ill watch the fucking warriors when THEY'RE ON...the fuck i gotta miss the giants for?

They're only allowed 30 seconds to decide now

>tfw not in w's territory so the game is still on

also just go to csn+

holy shit Crawford thank you so much

fucking crawford just had to be there

i dont get csn+

dubs arent even on until 7:30, shit is retarded

Crawford fucking teleporting to 3rd behind nunez jesus christ

It's just dumb because the challenging team takes a look at the video, then MLB takes a look at the video, and then the call is made. It's a waste of time

fugg

WEW

fucking finally jesus christ

i would have legit killed myself if bum beat moose to the bag

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

B A S E D

MOOOOOSE

that lil leg/butt tap from bum to moose lmao
cute shit

man if locain could just find his power he would be a sick hitter

Fuck

SOMEBODY CALL THE PLUMBER

THE FAUCET HAS A

D R I P
R
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>hosmer

this inning is over

Welp, looks like that's the ballgame

It was nice while it lasted

alright, not too much damage.

hos is shit right now

that Dyson/Yelich clip was fukken weird

That Jeremy banter though

Vargas>Bumgarner

he's dealing.

if we had this rotation in 2015 we would have won 105 games

Two hit whit is here to fuck.

I don't know how bum doesn't beat the shit out of gorkys or someone after this game with this lack of run support