OFFICIAL Rockets vs Thunder GAME THREAD

Oklahoma City @
Houston
(where they will no doubt be confused by the big buildings)

It's on.

let's go boys

first for monkeys over euro trash
bev al lday

first for Sup Forums

How did this end up being the least competitive series in the playoffs?

>canada
>caring about teams that far south

Yes, I'm a big fan of Baffin Bay yacht racing, myself.

Probably something to do with OKC being a retardedly small-market team that can't remotely afford to compete, but what do I know, I only watch these games ALL THE TIME

>implying I haven't been watching the rockets my entire life

>one man team with no shooting vs supreme meme chuckers

Gee I wonder why

reminder that if you root for houston you are rooting for katrina monkeys by proxy

post yfw rockets take off

euros bandwagon thunder?
westbrook's style is the total opposite of euroleague ball, brick's game is pure inner city american

>they literally don't know about game 2 and beverley

westbrook bout ta chimp out

r8 my pregame snack

their center. that euro trash ice giant that shoulder checked patrick beverly into a new level of basketball

>tfw didn't get home in time to get food for the game

baka desu

Adams? he's strayan and from a rugby family. Adams and Bev are defensive brothers from different mothers, would love to have both of them in a spurs jersey

If you are a GSW fan you are a bandwagon cuck.

BR poster doesn't have clean water and is five generations from being a monkey.

Craptors will choke and lose the series.

Dwight Howard is a little cry baby bitch and is one of the biggest blunders in NBA history.

i want to drive a hybrid car but im not sure its for me
i never rooted for the spurs and their hippy old big 3.

>westshook lookin like a homeless ass california beach bum

good to see westbrook getting ready for summer

It doesn't make sense still. Westbrook is averaging a triple double and is probably MVP and Harden is overrated

Whom ready for this ass kicking?

I'm rooting for Lou Williams

>No Kanter in the starting line-up

I need to make fun of the resident roach.

ROCKETS

...

just wait until you see kahwaii leonard defend harden, memeshits will be crying their eyes out

Whys the arena so empty?

aight this is a warmup for sure

Kawhi is literally the biggest refbaby in the NBA

RIZA WITH DA SWEET YUROSTEP

>nigger thug team harasses him the whole game
>???????

nah

It's not empty at all. But probably some people coming home late, the seats closest to the court are the most expensive, so the rich fuckers who don't really care will show up late. It's fairly common for those seats to fill up slowly in the 1st quarter and just after halftime.

just kill these Rockcucks inside. Make them pay for just spamming 3's.

Mexicans, much less illegal ones, don't watch basketball.

>he doesn't understand mathematical efficiency

I bet you don't use the UMP in CSGO either

Keep with the 2s OKC.

A

FUCKING

LEAF

UMP has no power either cuck.

ITS A FUCKING BLOWOUT LMAO

>the city of James Harden

>UMP has no power

lmao

oh look, what the series should've looked like the whole time

WELP


LOOKS LIKE WESTBROOK JUST TIED THE SERIES

HARDEN GETTING NO CALLS

HARDEN AND HOUSTON BTFO

Done deal lads
It's 102-91 for the thunders

westbrook really out here

can we have a fucking timeout please

LMAO REFS SWALLOWING THEIR WHISTLES ON BEARDEN

ROCKSHITS BTFO

Game over, Westbrook already taken over theres no point.

BBQ CHICKEN ALL DAY ERNIE

>UMP

>power
>accuracy

fucking newb

This is how Westbrook should always play. Assisting and those outrun fatties break to layups

The phone call that saved Westshit.

>implying the scoringest team in the NBA is going to keep geting 1 manned by worstshook

Stop shitposting during timeouts Bearden

yep

DOORSTOP PEE PEE MAN IS REEEEEEEEEEING.

>westshook fans are seriously arguing that the UMP isn't the finest SMG in the game
>westshook fans think the rockets aren't 4-0ing the blunder

lmao

they should step where this fucking faggot lands every game

what a clown

>harden pumps his fist as he gets his cancer free throws

How the fuck can you like the door stopper prick

how is that even legal

"as we see that patented foul from harden"
Lmfao fucking announcers

8/10

would eat

>same trick
>every night
>for years
>still fall for it
>multiple times
>every night

Hardens 3 point foul plays are the worst part about nba basketball

>he thinks we give a fuck about a dead game

I'll be roleplaying as a female night elf at the goldshire inn right after this game to celebrate the OKC win. Meet me there if you have the guts.

I thought they stopped calling that rip move because of KD and Harden. But Harden still somehow gets all the calls. What a FT babby

>He lives in toronto

lmao

now THIS is leaf posting

Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the 6 months of nba playoffs was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA real SPORTS FAN) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.

PS. see you in the superb owl patriots

>75364015
(you) i guess

When can we (OKC) expect the seahawks?

see ya

I want an answer to this

Haren so hesitant, feeling that Roberson body heat

your pic is ice cream but you posted pasta

I love this post

the state of oklahoma already used up all their money on a basketball team already on the decline. They can't afford another team.

>feeling that Roberson body heat

you underestimate our power

respect

damn Clutch swole AF

Robs on door stop like a house gecko on used condom

Westgod going for that playoff triple double

Fuck off then you fat fucking piece of shit.

>2017
>playing WoW

Holy fuck you are a sperg. Fucking kill yourself.

clutch /fit/ boi

>i cant escape chelsea dagger even in the NBA
at least the blackhawks are getting swept just turn that meme trash song off

WestShook is always setting records

damn westbrook in godmode

>can't hit your spamming 3's

gg Rockcucks

lmao

If the thunder lose this game they should just forfeit the series

at least u can feel good that u outperformed the '75 knicks

harden shrinking more than his door stopper pee pee

hit your 3's already

Grant is a fucking man

>le doorstopper pee pee man

what is this meme

How fucking clutch is Westgod

Jerami showing that pedigree

>can't hit 3's

welp thats all you can do Rockettes

Houston report in

77061 here

here you go friend