Be me

>be me
>24yo femanon
>meet guy off tinder
>he's super cute
>possiblebf.jpeg
>i order a large big mac meal and chicken nuggets and pay with cash
>he orders a medium mcchicken sandwich meal and tries to pay with card
>he gets declined
>"shit, my mom must have changed her PIN. user, could i borrow £5?"
>mfw

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>24yo
>not married yet
Take what you can get sweetie, you're value's falling fast

did you fuck him?

>a girl caring only about money
what else is new, fuck off you roastie

post tits

>being married at 24 in 2017

tits or GTFO you know the rules cunt

>big mac meal and chicken nuggets

Slow down you fat slut

he was pretty cute still. i didnt go back to his place tho

She paid for her own meal without complaint.

That's a lot of food. You're a big girl I bet. Back to Sea World with you.

>value
>”i order a large big mac meal and chicken nuggets“
Nope

i had a diet coke so i dont think the extra nuggets is a big deal

bet your fatass eats that everyday

i'm a UK size 14

What world do you live in where you'd want to be married at 24?
With social media growing this fast and the mindset it brings with it, i wouldn't want to get married if i haven't lived with that person for years.
People move on too quickly these days and see relationships as experiences rather than commitment.
Or are you just picking on someone because you can't even find a partner to begin with?

i thought chicken nuggets where a complete meal already, and you ordered a large big mac too? you must be american

i only got a six pack . although there were 7 mcnuggets in it. i think the qt crew member thought i was cute

You're right and he shouldve paid for you. Now tit's or gtfo

She ordered enough food to feed a Japanese family

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maybe this was all she ate that day

>not eating two big made, two filet o fish and chocolate shake

i live in newcastle. i hate london. last time i was in london i kissed a qt boy in Heaven who turned out to be a butch lesbian. i only realized when i got back to her place and i was too polite to not have sex with her. it was gross.

>lesb adventure
Now we are talking.

>i order a large big mac meal and chicken nuggets and pay with cash

I can only imagine how fat you are and how creepy he looked

people who eat maccas are fat cunts thou

Confirmed whale

b8 thread is b8

Whats a large big mac?

Fat cunt

a large big mac meal is a big mac plus a large drink and large fries

prove it

>size 14
Pic related it's OP

>Replying to copypasta

only the first five lines are copypasta

When is your bday? For research purposes.

Ayyyyyyy bait

Can anyone remember the episode of ed edd and eddy where they build a moat in the lane to scam the kids? pls help

A moat? No, but I remember that one river episode where Edd was good at that weird instrument.

i know the episode you're talking about but thanks anyways, user

I had to look up the scene since my memory was jogged.
youtube.com/watch?v=5M0bCzzvHyA

copypasta

it's always copypasta faggot

Marilyn Monroe and Kim K are UK size 14. I guess it's only the odd weirdo that seems to find them attractive...Do your thing, honey!

dude, a uk size 14 is a us size 18.

marilyn monroe was thin and kim k is thicc but not fat. they're probably uk 8 and 10 respectively

he take's you out to mc'D and is borke af wtf
xDDDDD

Newcasle creepy I live there