Do all males eventually realize that you can push on your dick line right near your bum hole up with your finger all...

Do all males eventually realize that you can push on your dick line right near your bum hole up with your finger all the way to the end to push out all your piss so you dont have piss stains or is its just me?

what?

What?

just you buddy. i push from my base to my tip, or shake. either way im not gonna jam my fingers damn near in my b-hole just to not have a little piss dribble out.

not sure what you are trying to communicate, but youre communicating it wrong

What?

nigga what?

Wut??

Also girls can plop a finger in their pussies to push out that tiny stubborn nugget of poo through the vaginal wall.

you know just push all the piss out with your finger. slide your finger from bottom to top along your dick line at the bottom of your dick

B'scuse me?

Just shake it you moron. Works for everyone over 1.5 inches.

cap this shit.

sorry i mades alot of scene to me i just dont know how to word it

what are you even trying to say?

fucking bump

this is actually pretty neat

wtf is wrong with anons today, you're all sperging more than usual

finally someone gets me

im going to try this later lmao

I mean if anything OP is gonna succeed in making us all rub our gooches kek.

Not if you have a boner, faggot.

Try doing that and your dick will inevitable touch the water in there, first sliding across the seat, of course.

Maybe your dick. Have you seen mine? Of course not! No one has!

Clean up like a bitch

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Ya cunts

I understand what you are saying...
but I choose not to follow your advice

ive always had a dribble problem so I need to press on my taint to get the last bit out

So I legit just tried this, this was me earlier

It works anons. You can feel the piss coming out, pretty neat probably going to do this from now on/10

oh fam this is how you get incontinence issues way down the line

why would this cause incontinence?

It would seem awkward to do this manually all the time in the restroom, fumbling with a belt and pants and suspenders etc.

Is there a device one can wear during the day that can help with this?

>Is there a device one can wear during the day that can help with this?

I didn't know what the heck you were talking about. Thought this was just some crazy nonsense.

Then I realized that I DID realize it a couple of years ago and do it all the time.

My boyfriend always uses toilet paper and cleans up his cum too. Do other guys do that? Most guys I know are comfortable having their jizz all over them or let it dry.

How much of a failure am I if I tried this and accidentally slipped my finger in my bum hole?

That sounds preety gay

>Most guys I know are comfortable having their jizz all over them or let it dry.
Just the homosexuals, latent or otherwise.

Try being slightly active so you actually have functioning muscles and you won't have to do that manually, user.

Holy shit I thought I was the only one who knew this.

thanks man, i always forget my kegel exercises and this technique works like a dream

eventually you'll realize
The cave that Finn and Poe land in is really the mouth of a huge lizzard.
Kylo attacks Rey while she is training, but its only an illusion.
Finn and Poe meet up with Poe's old friend. The friend betrays them to the First Order.
Kylo hands Poe over to a bounty hunter. Finn is sent to re-conditioning.
Rey senses that they are in danger and goes to rescue them.
Rey confronts Kylo and she is injured. Kylo is unable to turn Rey to the dark side. Kylo reveales that Rey is a Kenobe.
Finn escapes the First Order and rescues Rey before Kylo can kill her.

Thanks. upon further reflection you might have a point.

what?

In germany we call it the 'Johannis-Grip'.
It works, I dot that too

I tried this in bed and I just pissed all over myself, fuck you OP

What the actual fuck user?

Kek this first time I learnt of this I was in shock

>dick line
>not calling it the perenial raphe AKA choad line, banus or grundle

Vaginas are awesome!

Humans are fucking disgusting

Duuude ive been doing this since like 10 years and i thought it was only me.

Pretty big failure.
No need to get near bumhole, lift testicles, press underneath.

or gooch

Do all males eventually realize that you can push on your prostate to make your life instantly improve or is its just me?

>or gooch
Ted's girlfriend?

fag

Nah, must be a UK thing

off to try this, back in 10 with pics