Do I have a small dick?

Do I have a small dick?

>Do I have a small dick?
No, you have a sad and lonely one, just like you

it's goofy and stupid looking

It looks like it's desperately seeking the attention that your mom never gave you.

So it isn't small?

I just wanna knownif its small..

>So it isn't small?
> (You)
>I just wanna knownif its small..

It probably has a bigger brain than the one in your head

It looks diseased.

Does it burn when you pee?

Technically yeah, but I'm still growing

Looks pretty average but the head to dick ratio is way off. Have fun thinking about that now

so measure it faggot. there are statistics on this shit just look it up.

>so measure it faggot. there are statistics on this shit just look it up.

He's just desperately looking for attention.
His mom doesn't love him, so he's looking for it here

dude whats your problem.. is mine bigger than yours or something?

no, 9.5 inchs here, i think im normal.

like a 4/10

really not that bad OP, fags like to jump on hatetrains

>dude whats your problem.. is mine bigger than yours or something?

It's definitely stupider. Why do you post your cock and then ask for affirmation about its size.

Your insecurity is showing.

Go away

OP making you mad faggot?

Upset that you can't get on his nerves? Kek

>whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

It looks like a dog cock without the dog.

How do you do that.

also, stop biting your fingernails

> (You)
>OP making you mad faggot?

No, it just makes me sad for the human race.

Probably about 5 inches? It's on the shorter side of average but thick so at least you have that going.

Bet you $10 his dick is better than your sperglord faggot

>It's on the shorter side of average but thick so at least you have that going.

Sounds like an expert faggot opinion.

Jesus christ you are fucking cancer dude. Please don't come back to Sup Forums.

> (You)
>Bet you $10 his dick is better than your sperglord faggot

Says the asshole faggot on a dick posting thread
Here's some ice cream for you

Yeah I love cock, are you gonna do anything other than cry your little faggot eyes out about it?

>Jesus christ you are fucking cancer dude. Please don't come back to Sup Forums.

Did you know that syphilis can actually eat into your brain and make you post your dick on the internet?

It's true

> (You)
>Yeah I love cock

Make sure that you wipe the poop off of it first.

And it was in this moment I realized I was arguing with a child
You think a curable STD is our worst fear? Are you twelve?

I'm done talking to you lmao.

>53652290 (You)

>You think a curable STD is our worst fear?

Actually, my worst fear is that there are more like you in this world.

Here's a quiz--what would you rather fuck during the holidays?
Pic related

It looks like you put a rat up your ass to get hard.

Do you put a rat up your ass to get hard?

I know you're still watching....

Still desperately looking for attention

ps. Get those pimples on your dick looked at by a professional

You're average bro