If you could do anything, what would you do?

If you could do anything, what would you do?
I would wipe my ass with my dick and then suck it. or die, that works to.

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Be able to fly so I could shit on birds that shit on my car. They love shitting on newly washed cars... assholes.

Eat and pound that god tier pussy... or go back 12 hours and not sell out my 50+ litcoin..

thats pretty amazing i gotta tell.. but didnt you think your gay shiny car reflects the sun to theyre eyes and pisses them off? ffs how inconsiderate of you

your welcome on that puss, im proud to posses god tier shit like that.. wtf is litcoin

Nah, I think they do it for fun, and compete amongst each other. Who can take the biggest and most shits on the same car.

Pause time, I'd do all sorts of shenanigans

those filthy fucking niggers.. at least they dont steal it
also i would pass time hunting them for lunch, if i had that problem

I'd become a surgeon, perform open heart surgery on a patient, and when there chest is wide open, heart just there beating.... I'd jerk off and give there heart a fatty old cumshot.

Elaborate.. expand? explain with some detail..
what examples of "shenanigans" would you achieve by pausing time for example

Humm... interesting.. but why? like, then what
(also why not fuck that first.. i mean.. your already there and your dick is in your hand..)

Is this a JoJo's Reference?

dafuqs jojo?

cure ageing.

why would you want to live forever.. why live at all.. but i guess if you have infinite time here you can shit out some reason for it and what to do

Pause time
> go to bank, acquire currency
>finally see all those people naked I wanted to
>leave notes right in front of people when they're in the shower/pooping/in the car
>be the uncatchable vandal
>probably pants people walking down the stairs

No

>currency
sure, not very original, but obvious
>naked
yeah i would go further and just fuck everyone i want and take pics/vids for you guys and what not..
>notes..?
didnt think of that one.. but thats just fucking with people i guess\
>valdalisem and throwing people down stairs..
more fucking with people that would get old pretty fast i think.. but yeah thats fun

find a real magic lamp

I want an option for a voluntary quick, easy, painless and uncaring death to be available to everyone, everywhere, at any point in time.

wat

that would cause a lot of death.. everyone wants to die sometimes and the idea that you need to do something to achieve it together with it having consequence is what stops almost everyone (besides the stupidest, dumbest ones that cant think for shit) from dying. also Sup Forums would literally not exist then.. along a whole huge lot of shit we have today

Basically, I want to die and take everyone with me, yes. I just felt it would be interesting to make the option simply available to everyone and eventually everyone will voluntarily choose to die when the easy way out is so readily and easily available. This way I can effectively prove the utter lack of meaning and purpose that is the human life and bring total destruction to the human race, without dirtying my hands by forcing people to die. Aren't I a clever piece of depressed shit?

I'd fuck that pussy in the picture. That looks tight as fuck.

yeah, this. would creampie that pussy good

Die

yeah your clever, but i see what your talking about we share the same unoriginal world view, only that i dont see how this is a good idea.. i do think that the world should come to an end and i do want to take everyone down with me, but i think this idea is pretty bad.. i can see really how only people smart enough to question existence would do it.. and if all the people smart enough to do it would do it.. the world would end up being populated by cancerous garbage.. infact i would prefer to get rid of all those who dont want to die.. the world would be a much better place without brainless cancer that plagues it and makes everyone else miserable.. i have much more on the topic if your interested, spent a lot of time thinking about it

yeah i chose a pic wisely.. anything original you would do to it/ its owner?

read that and some other shit above.. you might not want to do it so badly if people here came up with some cool ideas

cmon people... GET BACK HERE AND KEEP TALKING

No, I'm not interested you fucking piece of shit. BTW no offense I just felt like saying it. You fucking piece of shit considers yourself smart huh? Maybe learn to fucking type properly if you want to be taken seriously.

lol.. why am i a piece of shit?
i do consider myself smart yeah.. infact i know i am.. why would i care about "typing preperly" on Sup Forums you retard.. lol..

i just wonder what brought you to this conclusion that i am "a piece of shit" and also that i dont type properly? why is that?
also you being so fag-salty about me being smart.. lol.. what stops you from educating yourself or thinking.. maybe try doing that for once and you wouldent be "uninsterested" and mad about a philosophical topic that makes you think for once..

I could do that though. My dick reaches my ass, and can suck my own dick too.

I would give myself the ability to wipe memories, so that I could kidnap and rape girls of any age, and never get caught.

Maintain an erection.

congrats, your hella lucky
thats pretty nice.. actually you might have a point there.. i bet theres way of wiping memory already.. but theres a lot of trouble that comes with that, like the whole process of kidnapping and then removing any traces back to you, she might not remember anything but still know she was raped and cops might trace back somehow if she went there.. anyway a nice idea i might even try getting into that.. any advice on these questions?
i know that puss is just TOO GOOD but dont kys yet, you might see more..

Probably go into a dimension where THICC asian girls rub me with oil and fuck me and I would also grant the ability for myself to cum endlessly

MODS MODS MODS!!!!

you could wipe the memoryies prematurely of where you kidnap them from, per instance, the entire bar?

noice.. but why cum endlessly? dont you mean orgasm endlessly? unless your into some cum buckets fetish i just see it as messy..
also try fucking/jackin off while really high/drunk
autistic much? wtf
are you implying that small women dont exist>? its virtually impossible to notice when some chick in underage unless she like 10.. and even then..

You must be kidding right?

I'd make humans vulcanians because they're essentially perfect humans.

This.

If we're limited to non-technological or supernatural shit then I guess I'd want to be completely irresistible to every woman outside of my immediate family.

aw so you mean mass wipe memories? you can expand that to replacing memories and shit, like in the men in black movies.. that would pretty much solve the problem that i was talking about before where she would know she was fucked and would try to investigate wtf happened that she cant remember it.. do you have a solution for that irl?

>and even then

well, the only way the could do the rape kit and you get caught is if your DNA is actually already on file. you could stalk your prety constantly though, and memory wipe whenever needed. right? like wipe before court cases. anything really.

I'd give people the ability to influence reality with their mind. Limited magic and myth's suddenly jump into existence according to what people want to happen / actually believe.

he said cure aging not make everyone immortal
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I want to be able to kill whoever I want without legal backlash

I want to piss or shit any beverage and food i can think off / fit through my butthole.

Also spawn a gallon of cum in anyone's mouth.

At least one of those things can be achieved.

you are all stupid, the best wish is to be able to teleport. you could go anywhere any time, ever seen the movie jumper? go do it faggot, get redpilled

im pretty sure its obvious bait.. but wtf is this pic
explain? whats special about them, why you wanna do it..
thats a nice idea.. but i can see how being just "irresistible" can be problematic.. passionate people do extreme shit.. and obviously this will end bad for you and everyone.. its pretty easy to see why but also look at the endless amount of examples of this idea like in rick and morty when morty wanted to fuck that hoe and and everyone started a war over him.. even on a much smaller scale that would be really fucking hard to manage not to get killed over denying someone or betraying someone else.. basically bad idea, try something like "being irresistible to anyone i want". also wtf the pic
i meant by that , that some chicks look even like 10 year olds even if thats really rare, but mostly you cant tell whos underage or not from looking at them.. they can be 22 or 16 or 13 in some cases and look the same.
rape kit..? im pretty sure i can get caught by more then just DNA btw, and yes i guess wiping memory in the right places is right even tho its easier to replace it with something like "you wanted to fuck" and also place memory of someone else fucking her, infact, just replace the memory of someone else fucking her and then frame people for rape. she would also have no evidence for that so it would be a false rape allegation that can be used to fight against false rape allegations..
woahh... what the fuck.. thats just a quick way for the world to descend into shit, i mean, depends on who you give that ability to.. you could give it to yourself and wish for shit.. but in the context of this bread its like saying "I WISH FOR MORE WISHES".. like WHY the fuck would you write that..
if you dont age you can only be killed not die naturally.. if you dont get killed, kys, die by accident then you pretty much live forever.. btw saw the vid before, noice reference.

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Because i enjoy lord of the rings type settings and that'd be the only way cosplay would be reasonable day to day clothes.
Of course it'd be also destabilizing, but as soon as people realize about their powers i'd hope for an uneasy draw between the different people.

It's a nipple slip pic.. Should be pretty self explanatory. I just like to bump with porn.

You haven't given me any qualifiers here...

In the realm of fantasy, just turn me into the flash, or one punch man. I'll fix humanity and heal the earth in a matter of hours.

In the realm of mundane reality, I'm obviously already doing whatever I want to do because you haven't freed my mind from the constraints that are making me post this stupid comment.

be happy

if thats just you, just get rich.. its that easy..
but if you mean everyone.. GG world, cus thats the number 1 rule in any society for a reason..
Amazing. A+ for imagination there, nothing more to say.
thats a bit excessive.. why..?
humm, yes you right, i can remove and ribs and enlong my dick surgically, that way i cant easily do that. tnx user
first of all, >pic saved
second, thats a nice, not original idea. but really nice one. also i will watch that i think, but what exactly would you do with that ability? explain.
yup. really nice..
thats really nice and hopefull.. i wish the world was that simple tho..
gotta love you for that user.. i dont know why i expected for more about that pic lol, but webm saved.
there arent any qualifiers cus im lazy and didnt expect this bread to explode like this.. i love it tho..
"fixing the world" tho is too complicated.. firstly you need to know what you mean by that.. also you cant be everywhere at all times.. being flash or one punch man wouldent be nearly enough to do anything. you need to turn into god for that..
in the realm of mundane shit, thats exactly what i wanted you to do in the first place so thats so very nice of you
read all this shit and participate.. you will be

I would do unspeakable things to my girlfriend's sister

i dont get the people that come here like "unimaginable things", like no fucking shit, the whole point of the bread is for you to express your imagination in detail.. so start typing

Penis shrinking and growing powers

clone a younger female version of myself that could not get pregnant, cum in her all day and all night