Welp, I've got cancer. Two years left. Anyone mind saying something to me, like just talking...

Welp, I've got cancer. Two years left. Anyone mind saying something to me, like just talking? I don't care if it's to make fun of me or make jokes or whatever, but I'd appreciate something to take my mind off this crap. I haven't told my family, and I don't think I'm going to anytime soon, they don't need that kind of stress in their lives.

you probably got it from too much exposure here

nigger

Was it a log thread or a YLYL that gave it to you?

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If true, thats brutal. I suffer from Fibromyalgia and that makes me wonder what the fuck is the point at the best of times but knowing its on the horizion must be hard bud.

It was a loli thread let's not confuse the issue here

FUCKING KNEW IT! Is it stage IV log cancer? Has it metastatized to another area?

For the feels

Godspeed user. Just make sure you don't trade 1 good month for 3 shitty ones.

I actually wandered onto Sup Forums for a moment, I think that's what did it.

What kind of cancer? Sorry to hear, OP. My opiates are kicking in right now, so I'm feeling pretty empathetic... happy to talk if you're still here.

2 years seems a very long time for a cancer. What kind of cancer do you have? Where do you live?

Google Antabuse and cancer...
What kind do you have?
Im rocking a brain tumor thats been sleeping for the past 4 years.

Well. We are all leaving here at some point.

Hey OP, I just wanted to say you should reach out to your family. I read a book that really helped me out with things called staring at the sun.


surround yourself with family and friends, they want to help.

Any plans? I mean for fun. Traveling, maybe incite a riot?

What kinda music do you like?

Well, they gave Valerie Harper six weeks to live, and that was six years ago. Fingers crossed you have the same experience.

hey dude

Surely it was a "WWYD" thread. I am convinced of it.

Can I have ur stuff?

Dude.....check out the polio virus treatment. 60 minutes had a super episode on it.

Started in the kidney, spread to other areas, it's incurable now obviously.

True dat.

I just don't want to ruin anyone else's life along with my own. The last thing I wanna do is take people down with me.

I dunno, I don't really have any plans at the moment. Maybe at some point I'll sell everything I own and just explore the world until I drop, seems like a nice way to go out.

I've always been a sucker for classic rock, though I also grew up with rap because of my sister. I'd like to see Post Malone or Childish Gambino live before my time, that'd be really nice.

Just remember: SHAVE BALLS

Sucks, man. My cousin got diagnosed with a terminal case around 5 years ago. They gave him no chance of living more than a year, yet he's still here.

I guess you have two worthwhile choices.
A) Fight it. The process will suck, but you might beat it. At worst you go down fighting.
B) Accept it. Hit that bucket list hard, make the most of the next 24 months. We're all gonna die of something.

Don't worry user. Just go with it. Atleast you know when, none of us know when.

Tell your family. Tell them what you want to do with your time. And do put in the thought about what you want with the time.

Also, I don't know about your finances but there are quite a few treatmentscavaikabke that work, just think about it.

And what your absolute favourite music?

I'll probably go with the latter. Putting myself through even more hell for something that probably won't matter in the grand scheme of things isn't something I'm too interested in doing to be honest.

Understand that. It's what I'd do.

Just stay away from the flip-flop nations of the world if you do go traveling.

Sorry to hear and Godspeed. Medfag here can answer anything sprcific.
What are you 0lanning on doing with the time remaining?

I think you might not using at its best the time you have by being here

Are you ?

i wish i had cancer.

godspeed user, hope it gets better

Look up Paul stamets. He's a leading mycologist worldwide. He knows of cancer killing mushrooms. His mom had a crazy huge cancer in her breast that should have been taken out years before but she never went to the doctor. He gave her these special mushrooms and she's cancer free now even though she was close to croaking. You can still beat this. Start avoiding all sugars. Eat healthy. Take special cancer weed oils. You don't need to die.

>Paul Stamets

Very interesting man.

This is my first story on here so here it goes

Be me 13 year old britfag
Geography class walking to get a pen from a friend
But first the teacher she is the biggest and fattest feminist I've ever seen in my life
Butwaittheresmore.PNG
She despises me for no reason
Anyway back to the story tard runs past me and I trip over his spazzy legs
Miss does a fucking full on raptor screech
Tard freaks the fuck out
Uw0t.mp3
Tard literally walks through the wall
Niggerwot.mp4
Teach drags me off the floor and SLAPS ME
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ENDANGER A CHALLENGED GIRL YOU RAPIST
I forgot to sag the tard was a girl a strong one to
I SAY calmly
You what you cunt?
Mfw tard gets in no trouble
Mfw got a detention
Mfw I go home and drink tea

Oh I fucked up I thought I was in a different bit nooooooooo

Live fast, die hard.
Better to burn out than to fade away.
Sell everything and do whatever for two years

Lad, if you really are going to die, id advise you to cut loose ends now.

Future is gone, fix the present and the past. Two years, no chance to fix, grab all your dosh, make peace with folks, try and get laid a few times for good memories and just dedicate your last two years to having some fun.

If you ever felt any conection to a religion, this might be a god starting point. No religion will say a miracle will cure your cancer, the chances it happens are essebtialy null too, but itmight bring you peace of mind.

A reckoning cannot be postponed indefinitely user. Focus on what matters, enjoy your last days and cry your anguish away. Do not bottle inside and be free from future worries, you have your deadline, its time you enjoy it.

He's a real nigga namsayin?

Can't stay in the thread, but just to say, you'll always have someone to talk with here if you need.

Hey user, feel free to hmu on kik if you ever want to chat: mcseanus

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Thanks for this, man. This is pretty much exactly how I've been thinking since I found out. Like I said earlier, I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna say goodbye to some of my folks and leave a note for everyone else, sell everything I own, and just start traveling anywhere and everywhere I want to. I won't stay in one place too long, I'll try not to make any friends, and I'll just die wherever I happen to be at the time, seems like a fitting way to go out. While I'm out and about, I'm just going to enjoy the things I love like eating ice cream and riding my motorcycle, and I'll try not to die with any regrets.

Smoke lots of weed, cannabinoids shrink tumors. Weird but true.

Stay optimistic OP. Remember that there is always a chance, however slim, that you’ll beat it.

You'll be in my thoughts, OP.

see you on the other side, brother

this is your time to do a real life breaking bad.

I didn’t know mushrooms could get cancer

You could be the guy who takes out the fcc chairman

2 thing. If you give up in your mind you will never even have a chance to beat it. and if you have good credit then pay off a bunch of peoples student loans because anything on you owe wont matter any more.