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the beauty of hockey edition

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P sure they're too busy drinking themselves to death to even get it up so I dunno if that counts.

Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

Is Bergeron's contract the best the NHL has ever seen?

HOLY FUCK TORONTO GETTING EXPOSED

MY SIDES ARE FUCKING SPLITTING IN HALF

THIS "CANADA'S TEAM" IS HOT GARBAGE! KEK
WASHINGTON EXPOSING THEM

TRUMP LITERALLY TEAHCING THE REFS HOW TO DO THEIR JOB!

MY SIDES!


JVR EXPOSED

MATTHEWS CONFIRMED FOR BUST


AHAHAHAH


OVI LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA DOWN PAJEET LEEF FANS MOUTHES


THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING SHIT IVE EVER SEEN


MATTHEWS IS SO BAD MY SIDS THAT OVERRATED TACO SHACK HACK IS GOING BACK OVER THE WALL AFTER THIS EMARASSMENET!


KEK

What do you think? Will Calgary even take a lead this game?

Just got a Crosby at work today, lads.

Now making $40k more, with stock options, and have 8 people working under me.

dubs and flames get swept

Who /sittingpretty/ here

leafs-caps series is pretty anime desu.
>them exchange of blows

>America strategically divided into counties
>Canada just divided by entire provinces
If they just did it states they'd be chunks of red and orange too, that's not fooling anyone

why does shaun post as both a laffs fan and against the laffs?

>Smelliot starting
Congrats on the sweep Ducks

Number at end of post is the amount of goals against for flamers

oh baby

This. Can't tell who is exposing who desu. Thought the Caps had good defense but they might just think outscoring the laffs will be easier.

Pretty embarrassing for the caps to be struggling so much with a team that will be relocated to Seattle in the next five years

>lelliot

Why did they put all the shit matchups on the same day

reminder that americans are turning hockey into a numal sport for leftists and degenerates allowing america to play hockey was a mistake

>ANDERS0N

1967 WAS FIFTY YEARS AGO
1967 WAS ONE HUNDRED YEARS AGO
1967 WAS FIFTY HUNDRED YEARS AGO
1967 WAS TWO EONS AGO
1967 WAS A PALEOZOIC ERA AGO
1967 WAS FIFTY LIGHTYEARS AGO

>Ottawa fans try to make fun of anyone
>Remind them Rideau exists

Lel

Letting Lego Boy be your tender was a goddamn mistake.

>Starting Elliot

Goodbye Flmaos

So...

Ottawa is Canada's team?

LMAO that first game was fluke for the bombston booms, they're lucky this wasn't a sweep

Actually it's the Jets because they don't bother anyone.

wtf is up with the lighting in st louis?

>ruins

shadow ban for all leaf flags when?

>the absolute state of the new england grizzlies

Goodbye!

I can only hope that Perry breaks his face from an unfortunate puck redirection tonight.

>o-our favourite team is the the shitty, non-threatening one!

Based Snes going in dry on bombston

I'm a Jets fan though. Because they are good.

>Canada's team has the owner that's the biggest kike in the entire league and has a perpetually shit team because he refuses to spend money

Pretty apt parallel to having cuckman as your PM desu

Someone give me the basic gestalt on the 1-3-1

Who has the worst Sup Forums nickname?

>Reddithawks
>Pedotors
>Mild
>B-lose
>Cucks
>Flims
>Shorks
>Oilels

>Habs
>Rags
>SNES
>Ruins
>Craptials
>Laffs
>Pongs
>Blowjobs

roast my team lads

pro tip: you can't

Bombston making the playoffs was a mistake.

Boy it must be a real pressure cooker situation in the Bruin's room right now.

However I somehow don't find it surprising that they're blowing up near the finish line.

Erik Karlsson is the best hockey player on the planet.

No memes

snes cause Super Nintendo is based

>dubs for 7
>lose by 7
Just pottery

>7-0

>habs
>Sup Forums nickname

it shouldnt be that hard considering how they got blown the fuck out 7-0 to the sharks.

If he's so great, why isn't he winning the Cell Key this year?

>cucks desu

you can't easily says cucks cucks flims. It doesn't sound good

>habs

It's the frogs dumbass

Crapitals is pretty bad because its so low-effort. Any Grade 6er could come up with it. Shorks sounds funny so it gets a pass.

Also "habs" is just the regular nickname for the canadiens.

>Pedotors
Officially known as the Weebville Child Pedotors

Come on rest of Canada. Are you even trying?

I know they don't have one. And Canadians is pretty bad already.

On a team allegedly loaded with talent Kassian is your leading scorer

Frogs

Good job exposing >Poopa Rask and Finnish goaltending. Good luck in round 2.

fuck the bruins, MTL/NYR will be an easy round 2, sens are winning it this year

can't wait for the hawks to get swepped

>blocks your path

HOLY FUCK TORONTO GETTING EXPOSED

MY SIDES ARE FUCKING SPLITTING IN HALF

THIS "CANADA'S TEAM" IS HOT GARBAGE! KEK
WASHINGTON EXPOSING THEM

TRUMP LITERALLY TEAHCING THE REFS HOW TO DO THEIR JOB!

MY SIDES!


JVR EXPOSED

MATTHEWS CONFIRMED FOR BUST


AHAHAHAH


OVI LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA DOWN PAJEET LEEF FANS MOUTHES


THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING SHIT IVE EVER SEEN


MATTHEWS IS SO BAD MY SIDS THAT OVERRATED TACO SHACK HACK IS GOING BACK OVER THE WALL AFTER THIS EMARASSMENET!


KEK

HOLY FUCK TORONTO GETTING EXPOSED

MY SIDES ARE FUCKING SPLITTING IN HALF

THIS "CANADA'S TEAM" IS HOT GARBAGE! KEK
WASHINGTON EXPOSING THEM

TRUMP LITERALLY TEAHCING THE REFS HOW TO DO THEIR JOB!

MY SIDES!


JVR EXPOSED

MATTHEWS CONFIRMED FOR BUST


AHAHAHAH


OVI LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA DOWN PAJEET LEEF FANS MOUTHES


THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING SHIT IVE EVER SEEN


MATTHEWS IS SO BAD MY SIDS THAT OVERRATED TACO SHACK HACK IS GOING BACK OVER THE WALL AFTER THIS EMARASSMENET!


KEK

based limey

The talent IS kassian

Flims getting Cucked AGAIN!!!

They will spend hundreds of years scouting the world.

They will draft every bust; overpay every free agent.

They will spend thousands of seasons in last place.

As cup games are played, and playoff games won, and lost, and won, lost, and won, and lost, and lost, and lost.

Failures built upon failures until seasons run on an endless loop.

They will disappoint millions of fans whose own exponential offspring will slowly give up hope through the years, whose millions of pitiful lives will eventually be swept again from the Earth.

And still, the maple leafs continue to lose.

Expansion franchises will come and go.

Cities and mascots will lose all meaning.

Until the sport of hockey vanishes entirely from the world.

And yet, the maple leafs will continue to lose.

They will join the league of a popular futuristic sport.

A sport where the puck is made of pure light and played on a field of energy. Where the leafs moniker is revered as a nostalgic god.

Rebuilding, playing, losing...

...until the Earth is swallowed beneath their feet
...until the Sun is long since gone
...until time itself loses all meaning

And the moment comes where the only game left to play is to guess the positions of stars and the ages of galaxies.

And still, they guess wrong.

It's hasb

bye bye Flames

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LAUGH AT THE FLAMES

>chasing Elliott in less than 5 minutes
>not winning a single game in the series

based nige

>Calgayry Flmaos

I may be an Oiler fan and they may have lost >7-0 but at least I'm not a >flim flams fan

>California 9
>Alberta 0

i think the ducks are bunch of douchbags, but holy shit the flames are PATHETIC

>watch the mild get swept
>watch the flameouts get swept

wew sounds awful

Feel bad for the flimmies. They looked good a month ago. No one deserves to be swept

If someone can do the reverse-sweep it's the Wild. They are so much better team than Blues it's not even funny.

I feel sad for Elliot. He's going to be out of a job.

>flim flams

you forgot the orson welles laughing image, so 9/10 shitpost

>tfw flames fan

JUST

>watch my sens go up 3-1 against bombston
>now get to kick back and enjoy a couple teams getting swepped

>tfw staying up till 10am shitposting about hockey
how do i break this cycle?

get a job

Good luck in round 2, Mr. Ottawa man.

last nights thread was just exceptionally good lad, no way it can be repeated again tonight. so no distrations for sleeping.

Drink more and black out at 3 am

woulda been better if chirape played tonight desu.

i work from home rating websites all night while shitposting though

>Ducks/Sharks
>Preds/Blues
>Sens/Habs
>Pens/Caps

Looking good, lads

>Canadian team guaranteed to make the ECF

only downside

12 more hours of shitposting then you can go to bed at a normal time

did you mean creating?
or... what does rating websites entail exactly?

vocativ.com/falsestart/416150/nhl-thinks-brain-trauma-is-a-joke/

How hard are Buttman and the Owners gonna get raped in this lawsuit? Cause Im p sure it's gonna be really hard.

They don't have NFL money. They can't handwave shit.

The chance of finding hentai on Saber is lower than the Flames chance to win.

These kinds of comments don't really matter. The only way they get fucked is if they had actual concussion data and lied to the players. NFL had it, but there's nothing like that in this lawsuit.

That we know of, anyway. If there's that many players getting involved there's probably something going on.

*bum wiggling intensifies*

>callgary

Just send in Paul Kariya and the NHL loses

Rating websites for $15/hr. While I can still shitpost about hockey. It's the life.