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cara

the midlands is the radical centre of the country.

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Get rid of the NHS

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melbourne is the only good city in this country

>Get rid of the NHS
>Spy on the populace
>Ban all fun
>Rule through scant machiavelian statements and nefarious edicts.

fucking addicted to satsumas. bought 50 on tuesday and only have 4 left

>It's the poison in the thorn

I'm not bear grylls you stupid cunt. am I going to die

Getting sick of all this Schaplle Corby news on the TV lads.

if we hadn't taken Salman Abedis parents in, Gadaffi would have taken them out to the desert shot them in the head and left them in a shallow grave and they wouldn't have spawned a little clan of terrorists

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Cara's the type of girl who would fart while her gf is going down on her.

Friend lives in Cheadle and I haven't been able to get through to him since last night. What the fuck is going on? Why hasn't there been any statement from the authorities yet?

Not it you piss on it to neutralise the effects.

they're building a new aquarium here lads

it's called brisbane

youtube.com/watch?v=01pdxOMqy2s
weird how casually this guy talks about being nonced

give it a watch lads

youtube.com/watch?v=uh7SusD21Mk

Mate what the fuck have you never been cut by a thorn before? Jesus Christ

No you won't die it's just gonna be slightly sorer than a regular scratch. Fucking hell

It's shit and full of pakis

>they stopped an attack earlier this year
>the manchester bombers brother was part of the attack
>nobody thought to go and question the manchester bomber about his recent trips to libya and syria and his brother the recently convicted terrorist

reading about the assination of Hendrik Verwoerd

big fan of paramore's new single

yes we're talking about the UK

The NHS is useless JUST LOOK AT IT


We wouldn't have to spy on the populace if the labour party didn't flood Britain with immigrants.

>what do you want to be when you grow up
>an anal bleacher

Gadaffi was a good lad
Funny how there's been literally no coverage of Libya since the yanks turned it into a gangland hellhole

which one?

hard times?

good lad. the chorus is great.

>on a date with some girl
>in the middle of conversation she says "you know, I seem to end up dating a lot of guys on the spectrum"

it's looking VERY appealing right now

Obviously because MI6 were afraid of being called racists so they didn't have to do their job properly

Moron

yes

i like her a lot more as a whimsical indie girl

he was apparently on a list of 24,000 potential terrorists and they only have the resources to monitor 3,000 at a time

is there a reason that some people give a shit? i thought it was accepted now that she did do it

Can't fathom how you make it to adulthood without ever being cut by a thorn

Can't fathom how you can make it to adulthood when you make a big deal out of a small scratch

Can't fathom how you make it to adulthood when you even entertain the idea that a thorn can kill you

that you turtle?

Why do the Mail always put the price of stuff in their headlines?

>Pictured minutes before committing mass murder: CCTV shows Manchester suicide bomber sauntering towards Ariana Grande concert in his £150 Nike trainers and trendy jacket on night of his attack

If someone gets killed by an intruder it's always >[Victim] was attacked in his £750,000 house and his £35,000 Audi stolen

i mean it was alright to begin with

The NHS is alri 2bh.

broke my hand the other day and they fixed me up really well very quickly. never had a negative experience with the NHS and I've lived in several cities.

>spy
>implicating
we'd still find an excuse to spy eg Norn Ironers or something

phimo

No this is Tim

yeah, it's like they've been making the wrong music for a decade

Nice rebuttal Corbychev did your IRA friends teach you that or was it your Hamas ones?

saw paramore twice in one year (2010)

not a BIG fan of their new style but its OK. hayley williams is stil yummy af

>on the spectrum
>on a date
pick one

Written by women

business idea: m.2 ssd

The west's "compassion" will be its downfall.
Every other country purges its nation of degeneracy (except for the spics) yet we praise it.

We allow it to fester and we encourage it.

The west will fall and when it does, the architects of its fall will all be dead so we can't see their faces when they're proven wrong.

Sad.

>>>/britpol/

what an odd thing to say...

you can't be that autistic if you're going on dates

Not at all terrifying

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bit of rorkish morning

Pakis should be banned from buying backpacks, nails/bolts/screws and hydrogen peroxide desu

>>>/Leftypol/

watching this friendly yank say hello to people

youtube.com/watch?v=yGrRv3qf4mc

got called phimo in bi-lo

everything felt so cool as a kid

my city felt massive and great, school trips were like adventures, films and cartoons were really good

Everything has a fuzzy comfy feel to it looking back

>Every other country purges its nation of degeneracy
The whole of the west does. South east asia doesn't. Japan doesn't. What are you on about?

She's probably on the spectrum herself then

same

thats not good
at least you had a date

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Normie enough to get dates
Autistic enough to be bad with women

It's a funny place to be

The world still feels like this for me :] maybe you're depressed?

the NHS is awful and inefficient. police is good though despite cuts

>Every other country purges its nation of degeneracy

Fuck off Japan is full of filth

>It was claimed MI5 was warned by the FBI in January that Abedi was planning an attack in Britain;

>The whole of the west does.
absolutely BS

How on earth do we purge our nation of degeneracy you spacker?

Turbororkes.

not brown filth

I mean't doesn't. My point is the entire world is full of degeneracy. Pretty much no country purges' degeneracy anymore.

>degeneracy
literally a nazi idea

I'm 26 & never been on a date. I'd run out of things to talk about & she'd lose interest in the first few mins.

this didn't happen

PRIVATISE MI5

lol failure

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breath smells of my sweat.

It most definitely did, I have plenty of bad date stories besides that one

do like Ryan Gosling in Drive

this man is properly fucked in the head

Never been on a date. Not a virgin just don't date, simple as.

LMAO FAIL DUDE

*enters thread on a rented coke zero bicycle*

no i don't go outside

Japan is beautiful though.

youtube.com/watch?v=D5EtB7MnxI0

This is what can be achieved in a nation with no niggers, muslims and gypsies.

what special sexual favours do couples give each other on their birthdays

don't insult my bf

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rimjobs

>(pbuh)

A bunch of nonces and manchildren that don't breed? Yeah sounds great

>So, would you like to order some food?

> ... ok

> What would you like?

> *stares off into the distance*

> Yeah you're a weirdo, cya

Gave the gf a phone call

>Once saw a bloke jump on one of these ballast trains after he missed the last train at Hammersmith. He got off it and on to the disused platform at Gloucester Road and was a bit stuck. Do not recommend.

what lewd stuff have you done /brit/