Does anyone else find it humorous that half of Alabama would rather vote for an alleged child molester than any...

Does anyone else find it humorous that half of Alabama would rather vote for an alleged child molester than any democrat?

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White trash gonna white trash

you can get married at 12 in alabama, how is what he did any different than what anyone else can do in that state

You DO realize that the "child molester" charge is utterly and completely fabricated, right?

Please tell me you aren't that Farm Animal Stupid in real life.

Max Hardcore did what now?

If Democrats hadn't turned in to pussies over the past 8 years than maybe.

Normal Alabama shit. US needs to cut them loose and let them fend for themselves. Build a wall.

You must have helped with Pizzagate.

Oh no! This one's retarded.

So, Democrats would be all in favor of Niggers and Faggots getting married at 12, but hey, if a White Man wants to fuck a White Woman who is 14, then "ooh, muh pedofile..."

OP did say "alleged"
which is correct

leave the dude alone, he's living the dream.

I find it hilarious that the left is trying to make sex abuse their political power play thus undermining their own narrative of listen and believe. Now everyone is going to be skeptical of anyone coming forward during the election cycle.

Dipshits are willing to sacrifice everything for a few more scraps of power.

There's a reason your inbred ass lost the Civil War.

No, I was too busy making videos of you sucking your dad's cock.

You fucking Libertards make me sick. Good thing, you pretty much make everyone else in the country sick too. Now fuck off to Reddit, gayboi.

>Alabama
>The state most famous for incest
>Thinking the people there can even think for themselves

Trump fucks 13 year olds....he is not from bama

What happen?

Really? Because you sound like the whiny soyboy begging for cummies from mommy.

Moore was a massive scumbag even before his love for sweet underage loli was discovered.

Alabama has always been a backward shithole. They'll probably elect this turd.

There is NO ALLEGATION you stupid sucker of cock.

>be moore
>"hey baybee" to 14 year old
>Alabama where you can marry a 13 year old
>no crime

>be user: "muh pedo, uhhh...uhhh..."

Ah, to be this stupid.

Roy Moore has more integrity in the tip of his dick than you do in your entire mouth, faggot.

Go git sum.

I remember that. The same filing was rescinded, mysteriously, when the complainant refused to appear. This was after filing in CA and using the address of a foreclosed house with a dead owner. It's as real as the all the other bullshit you imagine. kill yourself.

>uhhh, muh allegation
>allegation only counts in law
>bu, bu..but... says user
>sumone said sumthing uhhh.

Farm animal stupid is as stupid does. Go back to Greenbow, Forrest.

At this point I assume that most men who identify as evangelical Christians are child molesters so, no, I don't find it funny.

The bigger question is: Why is "courting culture" permitted in a modern industrialized society? If the participants identified as anything other than evangelical Christians the parents, pastors, and "suitors" (AKA child rapists) would be facing stiff prison terms plus a lifetime on a sex offender registry, but as long as Jesus is involved it's ok for men in their 20s to marry and fuck (call me cynical but I'm guessing the fucking is the major incentive) girls as young as 13, and in some cases younger.

Only if the white man is a Republican. If he's a Democrat, it's perfectly fine.

pedofilia
>Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children.

prepubescent children
The aim of the study was to analyze the relations between some criteria of the biological age (growth age, biological proportional age) and motor efficiency in school-aged boys and girls (8-9 and 12-13 years old)

ya.. fuck off you inbred, hick

> alleged

There’s your answer, they don’t believe the allegations

Meh.

Not really... republicans have gone full retard. Obama seems to have driven them crazy.

Exactly. Bill Clinton fingered more underage pussy than a Pediatrician working at the girls orphanage, but he's "muh predident" to the Dems - people who have the morals of snakes.

i like subway too

I literally kek'd. There are people who truly believe this. You are terminally stupid, user.

Humorous? No
Sad and disappointing

>half
The majority
>alleged child molester
Threat to the democratic party
>your mind
That thing you don't use when you post this stupid shit

>cummies
kys tbh

Roy Moore doesn't have a 14 year old girl problem. In fact, some of his best friends are 14 year old girls.

I voted for a chicken hawk

ALLEGED

How the fuck do you liberal imbeciles conflate facts with fiction so easily?
Are people not allowed due process anymore?? What the fuck is wrong with you liberals

I think it displays that the GOP = pedo-friendly.

Legitimately. No trolling. The GOP is 110% pedophile-friendly now. No more "family morals" now, because Moore will win.

all you had to do was pick another candidate.

why did you go with the pedophile?

This. I grew up in Alabama and I'm not laughing.

The pastor who went on a radio show to defend Roy Moore from allegations:

Benham told the hosts. "Judge Roy Moore graduated from West Point and then went on into the service, served in Vietnam and then came back and was in law school. All of the ladies, or many of the ladies that he possibly could have married were not available then, they were already married, maybe, somewhere. So he looked in a different direction and always with the [permission of the] parents of younger ladies ... He did that because there is something about a purity of a young woman, there is something that is good, that's true, that's straight and he looked for that."

I find it more hilarious that half of alabama can read.

Hey, user, he's something: I don't CARE if he wanted to fuck a 14 year old when he was 30.

Men like to fuck Women. If he was jagging off to a 4 year old, then we'd do what we normally do in 'Bama, bury him in the woods.

But he didn't do that, asswipe.

>GOP = pedo-friendly.

indeedy dooo

"Alleged" So simply being accused is guilty by default yet DEMONCRATS, cover up sex crimes all the time. Spacey, Weistein, Epstein, Clinton, Conyers Etc. Also Democrats support muslims dating and raping underage girls and boys, like with NAMBLA, North American Man Boy love Association. GET REKT!!

Alabama get away, get away

that's because you're a smug self-proclaiming narcissist
expect to continue to have difficulties with many everyday concepts

>alabama resident
I've talked to numerous small town redneck christians. They still think they're "fighting Obama and Hillary". They've said that they would vote for Satan, after they raped their mama and their daughter, rather than see a democrat elected to office. It's all about 10 commandment monuments, prayer in school, and anti-abortion platforms. Nothing else. Even those that hate Moore are voting him in as a placeholder, until next election, when they can find a normal human being to run for senate. Rednecks are not rational people. They are generally low information voters who can't think for themselves, and take their marching orders from evangelical preachers. Because Jeebus!

The only people that actually talk about Bill Clinton these days are Republicans, literally never heard anyone in the past few years speak favourably of him

Republicans haven't gone full retard. That's just all the former leftists that switched sides in 2016. Give them time. They'll be smarter than you like all the other right wingers in no time. The redpill is time release.

man i cannot wait for the civil war, you morons are toast!

Oh yeah, because his WIFE running for President meant he was still irrelevant.

Dumbshit. kys.

It's gonna be close. Rural Alabama is full of lazy, ignorant white trash that still thinks Obama is a Kenyan Muslim.

What part of Obama being a Keynian Muslim is untrue?

once a Muslim always a Muslim. Muslims kill those that try and leave--hell, Muslims just like to kill anybody.

Lock the door on your trailer, cletus. Obama is coming for your guns!

Where is this marriage at 13 coming from? It's 16 with parental consent...like most states...

Haha liberals are gay

i remember when i was 6, op sucked my cock. now youre an alleged tire molester.

That goes for everyone. Fake news, sexual abuse.

>Remember that these are Unproven Non-criminal political allegations from 20 to 30 years ago.

>Alleged

He didn't do shit.

>>tire molester
my sides

lol his relevance is that his wife was a political candidate? shit man i forgot he was such a big political player still

MAGA motherfucker. You Libertards are going to enjoy all the Winning, but then try to take credit for it. As usual. Faggots.

OP is easily a tire molester and a total fangit

why do most people treat the news like its a god that can never lie or circulate fake stories? the "news" is a joke

Just because your mom sucks Bill's dick, doesn't mean you liberals are dipshits, Chelsea.

Now get off Sup Forums - there's no new Tranny Porn for you today.

Haha nice man. But these kids too young to get the reference.

Democrats are worse than child molestors

I find it amusing that the entire Democrat party elected Bill Clinton, an known rapist. Twice.

An accused pedophile that got disbarred twice for lying under oath. It’s pretty hilarious how stupid people are.

I'll be calling Republicans PEDOS from now on.

Republicans are pro--fag, pro-pedo, pro-furry, pro-Russia, they've lost their entire moral compass.

So what does the GOP stand for besides anti-Hillary?

kek. all of it faggot and you know it

Is it skinemax, is that what it is? Is skinemax right?

31 here bruh, old as shit and still lurking the shadow of what was once Sup Forums

Someone can’t read

Uhh no you can't get married at twelve in Alabama.
t. Alabamian

Holy shit mah nigga!

Obama is laughing today, because he knows a Kenyan is getting full-time Secret Service protection, a limo for life, and a full pension.

Dude ought to laugh. He pulled off one of the biggest scams in planetary history - thanks to the Democrats.

That's ok. Trump is fixing it. MAGA, motherfucker.

>mfw 4channers are unironically supporting a religious jabroni fuckhead
this is your brain on Trump

Yeah and its because the north had industrialized. You act like there's more differences than similarities north and south

Better question, what self respecting parents leave their kids in the custody of someone else? Have to be some type of mental retard to be playing this game.

well i agree with this one voter they interviewed on the opposition last night

>so what if he dated teenagers
>i dated teenagers too

nothing wrong with that.

>US needs to cut them loose and let them fend for themselves. Build a wall.

I'm in favor of doing this with California. OUT OUT OUT you fucking commies.

*someone criticizes Trump*
"yeah well THE CLINTONS"

Yeah and we won't do what the rest of you faggots want when its our election.
>saying they dont think for themselves
>telling them how to think
Nice

California is about to fall from the continent, I suggest reevaluating your life.

Mississippian here. You speak the truth user.

>Democrats support muslims dating and raping underage girls and boys

Public school failed you user.

I allege that you are a cock mongling faggot.

Top fucking kek

>alleged

Keyword, retard.

You don't know what a commie is, little cuckboy

Democrat, Republican. It's the difference between eati shit and bei forced to eat shit. Need way more that just 2 main parties, we need atleast 50 for an actual competition

It's not surprising

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Kek

Not denying he's a scumbag man but look at our other choice. Its the classic Douche vs. Turd dilemma. Thank you for taking the holier than thou route rather than trying to understand. You truly have proven what a fool you really are.