W-welcome to General Advice w-with Alice3D!

W-welcome to General Advice w-with Alice3D!

if you've g-got a problem, n-need a helping hand, or j-just a kind word, I'm h-here for you

Cute dress Alice

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wwhats up wwigger, im sad because i wwaste my life wwanking over homestuck all day. wwhat should i do

How are you today?

Hey, Alice. I love you.

Stop being a Homestuck fan, that's your whole problem.

Alice was made for little boy cock.

T-thank you!

S-sounds like you should s-seek medical attention. Liking homestuck is classified as a mental illness in m-many states.

Quite w-well, and you?

Love you too

I JUST SAT DOWN

HOLY SHIT THERE IS SO MUCH SNOW

you look nice as usual BUT HOW DO I DEAL WITH ALL THIS SNOW

FUCK

Two of my relatives have died a week apart and it's affecting me, I'm trying not to let it show but it's pretty hard to deal with when I'm already depressed.

Alice I talked to you a few months back about getting a divorce from my wife. We are getting divorced and I met someone :) Thanks.

Hi, Alice.

I'm a failed EMT living alone in an apartment far from family and am having difficulties mustering the motivation to get out of bed day-to-day, let alone finding another job. I would kill myself, honestly, but I still have my dog to take care of.

Wat do

I'm doing well. I'm glad to hear your the same.

I r-recommend a snow blower!

Oh d-dear, I'm s-sorry to hear that darling...w-were you close to them, or j-just general funeral blues....?

*hugs tightly* I l-love you darling. I'm s-sorry you hurt so bad...

It's m-my pleasure. I hope you are happy!

Oh, that's terrible, I'm so sorry...

It's okay to grieve. It's only natural to feel that way after you have lost someone.

I'm really sorry to hear that. loss is hard enough to deal with, without depression and without a second loss in close succession. I wish I knew how to help, hon.

Send it to Texas faggot!

Hope you're doing alright Alice. This world is a funny place. Have fun, do what you believe to be good. Find pleasure and happiness in the world that you inhabit. Have fun.

*blinks slowly* You know what you need to do: you are an EMT. You need to go seek help and build a support network to help you get through this trying time.

I've been there man. I've felt that. I know it sucks. I know it feels like it'd be better to just give up. Don't.

Tell me how I can help, and I'll do anything in my power.

Take your dog to the shelter.

Im on probation for the next 4 years, felony probation. I have already done a year in prison on it too. I just really want to get high on heroin and meth. If i fuck up i at max go back for 11 months and have that felony on my record.
What would you do?

I l-like your pictures, where are t-they from?

I'm n-not finding pleasure, happiness, nor fun

I saw them once a year ish, so not too close. Just general funeral / holiday blues I think, not that it helps.

> n-need a helping hand
That made me think l3wd things. I think i have a dirty mind. I'm so sorry alice :(

Hey it's been a while since I've seen an alice thread.

Your threads are always comfy.

Hmm, good idea! This city doesn't know how to plow SO I'LL DO IT MYSELF

Hey that's cute!

Also I think it would melt by the time it got there

Sorry

You on detox like a 12 step program? Or you just fuckin' yourself over man? You have your whole life ahead of you, you don't have any good reason to go back.

I love you Alice

Ah, they're from the manga I recommend the other day Jitsu Wa Watashi Wa.

*nods slowly* I'm s-sorry, I'm s-so so sorry. But let it hurt. Don't be afraid to feel pain. Pain is natural, it is what you SHOULD be feeling.

Don't be afraid to hurt.....but know that you'll get through this and move on too.

I t-try my best!

I l-love you moar~

Alice help. I'm finding myself compulsed to look at touhou girls. It started safe at first, just looking for you, but now I'm drifting to others. I even found myself pondering about a fucking frog clip. I've tried denying it but I can't any longer - I'm a touhou fag. What do I do now?

I l-like the art style. I recognize what you said about it b-being kind of based on a horror! R-really feels that way to me.

G-good luck!

N-never talk to me or m-my dolls again

Human emotion no longer concerns me.

Sup Forums isn't your personal blog whore, kill yourself

Hey Alice can you make me start my homework somehow
I have to get it done

What's a blog whore?

P-pretty sure it does

Pretty s-sure it is

Cirno tiddies

Ah, no the author did a horror manga before he did this one. The horror art style carries over to this manga.

I would have to imagine it's someone who either gets paid to write or read blogs. Maybe both.

You buy Genso Wanderer for the Switch and hate yourself because it's bad

Futo has a cute as fuck voice actor though

Aya won't ride your cock if you don't complete your assignments!

They live in the blogosphere, maaaaaan

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T-that's what I m-meant.

>I c-can't make you do anything, b-but why don't you explain why you aren't d-doing it instead?
Because I'm browsing Sup Forums instead right now

Alice please it's really serious, I think I'm at stage 8 or even 9 now...

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I'm a teenaged degenerate scammer who's failing in school for no reason besides being a depressed faggot with no social skills. fuck can i do daddy

>P-pretty sure it does

Based on what?

FUCK THIS SHRINE SHIT, SOMEONE FIND ME A BLOG PIMP, PLEASE

Meh i do what i want

Yea im in the program I've got almost two years sober. I get that i have come a long way but I didn't decide to sober up I was forced into this whole mess

Ayy

Idk who the fuck Aya is but I'm guessing it's the anime girl I posted. I guess that's a little bit motivating, thanks.

ME TOO ALICE, also alice please help me quit porn

How do you scam people if you have no social skills?

T-then it sounds like you s-simply need to stop posting on Sup Forums

Just wanted to make sure! Not going in with different expectations and what not. The first 15 to 20 or so chapters are a bit rougher, but it gets into it's groove after that.

I s-see. I'll g-give it a try this weekend fam.

I appreciate the kind words. Just send my dog and I some love and encouragement and call me a faggot and we'll get through this

>T-the fact that is how neurology works

They look like honeycomb cereal lol

You were forced into it because people around you know that your life is worth more than that dude

You've obviously got a lot more to live for than drugs so stay clean and find you, man

lmao

Aya Shameimaru, resident news reporter and crow tengu! She's a 2hu

Hey alice can you help me lose my virginity? Pls be in texas

I have a gambling problem. Each time I get paid i blow it all. I don't know how to stop. Any advice?

>T-then it sounds like you s-simply need to stop posting on Sup Forums

You w-will get through it with m-me or without me

meow

-meowbot

I hope you like it

H-have a good one!

Hey Alice, I need your help. I've had an addiction to touhou feet for about three years now, and it's slowly starting to take over my life. Just last week I even turned down going out with a girl for pizza to stay home and look at touhou feet. Can you help me?

>Yeah, yeah I have.

...how?

long time since I've seen you around. doing well?

Nothing pisses off the judicial system more than not falling for their revolving door bullshit. Pass your piss tests for 4 years, then do what you want.

u 2
also have this tanned anime before I go

I saw a doctor, he put me on antidepressants. I have spoken about it to my family also. So far no good

Do you have a stutter when you talk or or do you just type like that because it is quite annoying.

im extremely jewish.

Well i got forced into because my house got raided by my local sheriffs department lol.
I see that I am putting alot on the line including my future and freedom but fuck man i love getting high so much

I r-recommend focusing on touhou ass instead.

What does that mean? What scam were you running?

i'm fine
i went in a pizzeria today
they had all sorts of weird flavors
pepperoni with cheddar, broccoli, and many more that i can't remember

-meowbot

lmao reimu

W-what kind of antidepressants? H-have you talked to a psychologist or therapist? G-gone to rehab?

I t-type like this BECAUSE it annoys you.

Today I told my therapist that I wasn't feeling like we were going anywhere and that I didn't not care anymore.
We agreed to stop and I'm sad now

y r u so curious?

I tried to but I literally can not stop jacking off on my touhou figurines. I'm buying so many that I can't afford pizza to live. Can you help me out?

Woah is this what that one famous Alice bottom picture is supposed to be based on?

You d-didn't not care anymore? W-what sort of therapist were they?

So how was your pizza Alice?

I'm skeptical that you were able to successfully run a scam.

It'll never be worth what you are now, remember that

NEVER

can i have a hug, alice?

s-sounds like a very difficult c-case. I recommend castration.

tf2 shit. 10 grand

I am on an SSRI. Zoloft. I have not spoken to a therapist or psychologist as I cannot afford it. As soon as I get paid I blow it all that night without a chance to see a therapist.

I mean that I do not care anymore
I think it was talk therapy

Hi Alice!

This isn't something that's gnawing at me, but this time of year just brings out melancholy if you're prone to it. I think we both are but anyway. My mom left my dad when I was like a month old. He gladly gave up all visitation rights in exchange for no child support or alimony and never tried to contact me. I wanted to meet him regardless, but I always felt for x reason he would reject me based on life up until that point. 2 years ago his name turned up in the obituaries. I wrote an internal story about how I was just about ready to meet him after making good on the whole (albeit with setbacks) and I let myself get into a funk over what might have been. It's past now, I know I was trying to conjure feeling because I felt it should be present, even though I was frankly cold to the revelation.

Is it a sign of inhumanity that I just don't feel anything about the situation? It still comes back and it makes me slightly uncomfortable when it rattles around my skull in the night. I'm not bitter, I'm at most a little bit disappointed but I question if that's even real. Do I owe anything to the man on a purely human level?

It's me pic related

It w-was very delicious.

*hugs tightly*

D-do you not have insurance?

S-so, yeah, you got scammed. "talk therapy" doesn't work. L-look for a therapist versed in CBT.

Have you gotten a response from you advertisement email?

N-no, that's absolutely perfectly reasonable t-to feel! You are n-not inhuman, you are j-just disconnected, and f-for good reason!

Don't worry about it; as long as it isn't impacting your life, it's perfectly reasonable. if it IS, go talk to someone! Easy peasy!