What is the dirtiest sex you ever had?

What is the dirtiest sex you ever had?

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jenna?

>implying anyone on this site has had sex

Define dirty

>Be me
>midnight train to pound town jpg
>she's super into it
>she pulls my dick out to stroke it and finger herself a bit
>one hand on me one in her
>she puts my dick back in her and runs her fingers through her hair
>wait user, I'm not usually this wet
>mfw it was period blood that felt so good
>mfw the hand she was fingering herself with when she put her hands in her hair
>mfw white pillowcases
>mfw no pads or tampons
>mfw i have no face

on the ground in the woods/public park

I looked her straight in the eyes the whole time. After I had finished, I hugged her for a moment and wen't back to my Ulysses S Grant biography. What a page turner!

Shoved my tongue in my fat GF's butthole.

That one time i fapped in my garden. youtu.be/a7Yt6sWRtlA

My buddy and I fucked his girlfriend together. Double blow jobs. I hate her asshole. She sat on my face while he blew me. Double penetration. Great times. Theyre getting married soon.

This crazy chick I was dating a few months back was into choking and was constantly telling me to choke her harder since I was always too panicked about accidentally hurting her. Well this one time she was super horny on her period so we're fucking and she keeps saying to choke her harder so I slowly increase pressure and all of a sudden she goes white but is still giving me the "oh yeah fuck me" eyes so I freak and let go and she starts coughing uncontrollably and actually coughs my dick out of her pussy and shoots a bunch of blood all over my pelvis.

It was fucking weird.

>while he blew me

Hahaha faggot

Does it get awkward around them?

>projecting your inability to get sex on others

All sex is dirty if it's done right.

...

Yeah?
No, not really. I don't really have those "awkward" feelings people around here talk about. Not since I was a kid anyway. We're still best friends, but the only problem is that she has a little crush on me when we're drunk. I wouldn't try to fuck around behind his back though even if my dick is telling me to. Come to think of it I've had several opportunites to cheat with friend's wives and girlfriends, but I never act on it. That'd be much more shameful to me than blowing a dude.

>Come to think of it I've had several opportunites to cheat with friend's wives and girlfriends, but I never act on it.

Why would they cheat?

"playroom" at a swingers party.

Why would you have sex with someone whose asshole you hate?

I jack off at work all the time, like a couple times a week.

I dunno I jacked off in traffic once when I was like 17.

Shit nigga, I do that on a nightly basis.

just postits

There's just a lot of people in this world who are unhappy with their spouse, and I'm tall, blonde, and have a kind smile. I run a successful business. I'm respected in my industry. I have a good relationship with my mother. I'm educated, articulate, and funny. I'm a great cook. I'm also great with kids and they always take to me quickly.
Ate. I ate ass before all the cool kids were doing it.

Pic related

>be me
>meet a sexy Latina online
>rockinbod.jpg
>she's interested in a fwb only, so I agree
>We meet for tea and coffee
>mfw when we're clicking on lots of levels
>start discussing parameters of intercourse and intimacy
>we finish on a good note and I'm about to say goodbye to her.
>I leave my bag on top of my car and she gives me a weird look.
>"you're going to leave your bag??"
>I say "yeah, it's Canada!"
>AM FUCKING LEAF
>she says no don't be silly.
>I'm a little confused since I was going to only give her a kiss goodnight and pop right back over to my bag.
>she says to get in her car for a minute
>I pop in and almost immediately she's sucking my face.

Cont...

>I was surprised she took such initiative, although she mentioned she was a little dominant.
>We're kissing and exploring, and it's fantastic since she's older and experienced.
>REWINDO!! on the the chat a few days back she said to me, "user, I'm upfront and honest about what I want... I have an oral fixation... I will suck and lick a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g..."
>fast-fordo...
>I'm holding her cheek as she's licking my teeth
>she grabs my hand and sticks my finger in her mouth.
>mfw when she does that with every single finger on my hand. Sucking them and worshipping them.

Moar?

switching to PC cuz phone fag

>She finishes with my hand and starts rubbing my cock over top of my jeans
>I didn't think it would feel good because it never has before with other women
>this woman has skill...
>she asks me to call her Mami and she calls me papi
>she pulls me close and starts playing lightly on the top of my skull
>shes lightly biting my head and making animal noises
>this lady is Freaky deaky
>she moves on to my ear and shes biting and sucking my lobe
>she starts sticking her tongue inside my ear canal

>start discussing parameters of intercourse and intimacy

Like what?

she did a whole bunch of crazy shit like that.
we were in her car so we didn't hab sex. but she gave my cock a quick suck and had me grope and feel her pussy. we finished after a little while and said goodnight. sexy times coming soon to o n e t h i r s t y b o i near you

No more. Next!

Just what she was in to and what our limits were. she said she needs someone very gentle. she also said she liked smells and said she would need me to wash everything I could well before she came over since she would basically be tasting my whole body.

the best part? I am a virgin and this lady will be my first.

kek

>Good mates with a cool girl
>She's cool and our tastes are well similar
>she moves out of town
>I'm the only one that keeps in contact with her
>go round to her house to hang out
>all good, go home nothing wierd
>a week later I go see her again
>she keeps offering me drinks
>too drunk to get home
>tells me I can stay at hers
>she says she can't be arsed to make a bed up to the sofa so might as well share her bed
>we fuck
>oversleep
>don't have time to talk in the am and I have to leave to get to work
>couple days later I ask her what we are
>she tells me she has a bf

Felt fucking dirty after that tbh

The actual sex was pretty vanilla, but one time I ended up fucking someone in the backyard of a stranger's house during a party.

Dude you are gay now... was it worth it?

Yeah, sure. I was gay before sucking a cock, famalama.

Having sex late at night in an open gym with my girlfriend on the bench press while some random guy watched us.

Had threesome with two pregnant prostitutes. One of them took a piss on me and her friend while we were fucking.
Had a girlfriend take a shit on my chest while telling me how much she loved me.
I don't know if any of these two qualifies as kinky. But both were prety cool experiences.

Not kinky.. I meant dirty..
sorry

Ate a girls ass out without knowing if she washed or not.

8 hours later I had incredible stomach aches and diarrhea.

Maybe your woman was into worming?. You know.. like that legendary couple

Came inside a 1 night stand, twice in one night bare back. That was pretty crazy. And stupid.

>gf was virgin didnt want to pussy fuck
>said i could fuck ass
>dark in dorm room
>helps me line up cock
>push hard and eventually head pops in
>think i hear fart but shes also moaning
>push futher all the way in
>start to fuck her finally
>start to go faster really getting the motion
>she screams O fuck
>Thinking shes enjoying it
>also feels different
>she says stop and to pull out
>tells me i just fucked her for real
>doesnt want to keep going so she says shell finish me
>get off bed and she sucks me off and i cum in mouth
>cleaning up turn on lights
>see shit and blood on sheets
>both stare wide eyed at each other

only very sensible and kind of boring sex for month eith my ex. we both are shy as fuck

but than that one night, we both had a little too much, I helped her out of her boots and when the soft smell of her perfectly clean, but little sweaty feet came to me, it hits me and I just went full porn

ripping the stockings off her legs,
tongue-fucked her ass, rubbing her clit and beating my meat to the rhythm of her moanings

finally, without even THINKING about it, I landed my load on her face, aiming for her greedy mouth
not even successfully planting my complete load in there, but the minutes after, she just laid there with my cum on her face, eyes closed, my head on her chest, listening for her heartbeat ...
and the next day she had that kind of satisfied, happy glow around her ... like she really was waiting for me to just DO this kind of things

Fucked from behind on the floor of a train toilette.

no, she just didn't wash and I probably got a poop freckles into my mouth

She wanted to try anal so I stuck a finger up her ass later and there was an "obstruction"

Still very fun sex

>we both had a little too much
>it hits me and I just went full porn
>aiming for her greedy mouth
>the next day she had that kind of satisfied, happy glow around her ... like she really was waiting for me to just DO this kind of things

You assumed consent and thereby raped your significant other, and are now just retroactively justifying it because you were drunk and it seemed like she liked it afterwards. You probably scarred her for life, you fucking disgusting pig. YOU RAPED HER. PERIOD. YOU ARE A RAPIST. PERIOD. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

ok, I am sorry then

plot twist...
they made it all up!

This isn't tumblr you normiefag

I love to cum in girls and eat them out. Or cumswap with them.

you're 100% homosexual

reddit faggg

IF THE SEX WAS GOOD, IT WAS NOT RAPE

How fat? Pics, nigga.

>My cum
>In pussy
You sound kinda insecure

Dirty?? Guess I got shit dick like 5 times in my life ? Or if you mean erotic I was fucking a huge titted baby sitter in the ass when she was trying to make plans to baby sit on the phone.

to all the reddit-sjw out there

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with a woman

someone tell me it's not my fault and that all women are shitbirds

Anal shitty dick more than a couple times
Another piss play only did it once in my 20s I pissed on her face and she pissed on my face but only a little she was shy.

>my friend's wife had a friend over
>she was a big tit slut cow
>she said she was getting a divorce
>seems easy, craving a fuck
>lay it on thick
>fucking her in the bathroom 30 minutes after meeting her
>rail her hard, no rubber
>spend the next day pouring my cum in her when we had a minute together
>my dick was sore
>the smell of nasty sex followed us the whole time
>she goes home
>she calls from time to time for a month
>never contacts my friend's wife again soon after

I had anal sex with my gf like a week ago and when I pulled out, my dick was covered in shit

At least I was wearing a condom

>friends gf has huge tits and is into sex
>she hits on me for years
>i dont do anything because im a good friend
>they break up and she and i hang out
>fuck her in the woods

Anal.
And my ex puke in my dick while blowjob.

Did that sting? Did she finish?

She cleaned me and then keep going 'till finish.

Ate ex's ass before, later she gave me a bj and licked my ass while stroking cock, came in her mouth and afterwards made out. Nothing too bad I guess

Ate ex out while her ass smelled like ass in a bad way. Still made me hard. She farted when she came from oral during 69. I know that's not that dirty but I've only fucked one chick. A bunch of times tho.

>visiting my friend's dorm
>blackout drunk on everclear
>call one of our girl friends nearby
>stumble over to her dorm
>her and two other friends we hang out with are there
>at some point i get naked
>wake up in bed in their dorm w/ the girls sleeping
>in bed with the fat one spooning her
>im on autopilot dryhumping her with my pee boner
>she starts reaching backward and jerking me off to get me to stop
>i dont cum
>next day laugh about it with her
>run into her 10 years later and introduce her to my wife as the girl who jerked me off that one time i was blacked out on everclear

>ate her out
>first time going down on a girl
>expect the worst
>doesn't taste of anything really
>after a few minutes she pulls me up to kiss me
...
>tfw I'm so shit at going down she's rather taste her own pussy than experience any more

My ex was sub and pretty much always let me have my way with her so there were a few times when I tied her up, gagged her and fucked her ass while fucking her pussy with a toy. Took off the ball gag near the end to hear her beg me to cum in her ass. Good times

When I was 20 and I fucked my friends 16yo sister.
Shit was cash because it was legal.
PROTIP: she looked 14

weird m8

Hot day in Florida, we're going at it, we're sweating like crazy, we start slipping all over each other. Felt too good to think about grossness. Hot, sweaty sex. Oh yeah...

Where are you from?

Gentlemen youre in for a treat
> Back in high school
>take gf out to dinner, movie, fuck
>We go to Joes Crab Shack
>Great dinner and she has a ton of seafood
>I surpass her and eat probably more than I should have
>We go to some sappy chick flick
>start touching each other and decide to leave before we rail in public
>drive to a park, put the back seats down and begin
>SHE loves to eat ass btw
>Starts rimming my asshole when something is wrong
>A gut wrenching pressure begins to build
>I try to hold it but it begin rushing south
>Keep holding it until she shoots her tongue deep in ther
>A burst of hot gas shoots into her face
>She opens the trunk and tumbles out butt necked throwing up
>.....so the cops were watching our suv
>see her fall out as they are walking over
>shes just ignores then continuing to drive heave as I am spread eagle not giving a fuck
>They check our IDS and let us go after hearing the story
later

>we get to her place and start having sex
>crushing it from behind and miss
>right in her ass
>immediately pushes away and starts screaming and crying
>she is in severe pain
>I wait like 10 minutes and shes just sore
>she never wanted to fuck from behind nor eat ass again...
>tfw a month later she was back at it

same for me, I was 22, friend's sister was 15 or 16. shit was cash. Her pussy was snappin and tight, freshly shaved with huge perky tits on a tiny little skinny frame.

told me to make her cum and then begged for my cum. We fucked again another time

I had sex on the floor
Dirty af since there was a dog in the house

I guess that's technically /dirty/, but not what OP meant. That's something that happens to almost everyone who isn't a virgin.

>be me 16 year old
>Sophomore in high school and shit's alright I suppose
>Start talking to this 14 year old freshman girl
>Don't want to talk to her at first because she hangs out with the anime group and I don't like any of them
>But after a few days of talking over Facebook and meeting up in person at school she wasn't completely fucking insane or void of hygiene
>One night were talking on Facebook about things we like
>Turns sexual real quick mostly out of curiosity
>Neither of us have had sex at this point with another person, two virgins chatting up about sex.
>Get to the point where we both get serious about having sex but can't figure out a perfect place to do it do to her overprotective father and the fact that my mother it was suspicious of me bringing any girls over
>Cockblockingparents.Jpeg
>We decide to have sex behind our school directly behind Band Rehearsal room and theater
>But she asks for a favor
>Horny me says sure what?
>She wants her friend Abbey to watch
>I'm so wrapped up in thoughts and images I just say more the merrier!
>We talked about this over the weekend and we were able to do it during lunch on the following Tuesday
>We were able to find a closed-off spot where no one can see us directly and we would be able to hear if people were walking our way
>My friend starts off saying she wants to give me a blowjob

Had sex in a public park once.
Think about it often. Might be a favorite.

Me and gf brought home a 14 year old girl from a concert and both had sex with her.

Same user. It was really more intimate than dirty for me though.

I dated this girl for a while and she was really a nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. Any time of day she was like "yeah let's go I'm so nasty" and I'd be nailin her and she was all "aw you're nailin me, cool". She loved to dirty talk, totally into it. She was like "yeah let's screw, I wanna fuck". So dirty, she was all "me so horny me love you long time"

i came in the ass of a girl without a condom who was having her period after i fucked her pussy, also without a condom. My dick ended covered in shit, blood and cum at the same time

About 10 years ago, I had my inlaws staying over, it was around August so it was ridiculously hot. I hadn't showered in a few days and I was smelling ultra ripe, my inlaws had both bathrooms occupied and I didn't want to subject my wife to my stank, so I went out and called a chinese escort service. I took a bus to where she was and I regretted asking for one with "big tits" cuz they sent some fat sausage of a woman with absolutely no curves and B cups, I fucked her a tiny bit and had to jerk myself off the rest of the way, but when I came I took the condom off and sprayed on her tits, and the smell that came over the room when I exposed my dick to the elements was beyond heinous. I felt so disgusting when I got home.

Yeah same here. If you really try hard enough, there's a bit of seclusion and if its really late at night, no ones around whatsoever so the stars are out and it gets pretty romantic before you start raping them.

Something something bag of sand...

The Shadow is the most underrated superhero of all time.

>be me
>have steady gf
>thursday is sex night
>pretty regularly do bondage, painplay, master/slave stuff
>have done semi public stuff

Yeah.

But she won't call me Daddy.

literally the only two times i had anal with my ex i pulled out to a dick with shit on it and no condom. luckily the second time i made sure to cum inside her ass before i pulled out

doesnt that turn you off of anal for the rest of your life because of how disgusting it is?

>Her friend Abby is off to the side blushing and is trying to ask my friend a question
>She asks us both if it's okay if she masturbates well we have sex
>We both have no problem with it and when my friend is sucking me off everytime I look up I see Abby with her skirt up and rubbing her clit and fingering her ass.
>While all this went on it was about a good 45 minutes and no one got anywhere near us typically security passes by at least once but not a single person was around outside of us 3
>Eventually I got so turned on that I got my friend off of her knees and pinned her against the wall and surgery eating her pussy out from behind.
>ShavedPuss
>After I go about that for about 10 minutes she has her first oral orgasm and well her legs are still shaking I turn her around I sit on the ground and I lower her down onto my cock
>As I was putting it inside of her going very slowly she mentioned I should put on a condom but I ignored her and kept shoving my cock into her until it was all the way in
>By this point in time my friends friend Abby was topless and was only wearing a skirt socks and shoes she was sitting right next to me as me and my friend lost her virginities
>Abby's clit was very swollen and dripping down her thighs and she was constantly licking her fingers and shoveling them back into her ass
>This made me at the time surprisingly harder I didn't know it would
>I'm still ignoring my friend about putting on condom and I'm thrusting into her and she is pretty broken in at this point so she take some time going up and down and Swinging her pelvis in circles
>I hold her hips and place and I start thrusting upwards going balls deep and really hard
>Abby and I start making out and wrapping our tongues around each others and before I know it I start feeling myself getting close to ejaculation I tell my friend that I'm close

One time a girl I was fucking was giving me a deep throated blowjob. She gave the best head and always made some attention for the balls. I told her to lick my fucking balls and she just went straight down to my taint and licked up across my balls and all the way to the top of my shaft. I moaned and told her how good it felt and she lifted my penis putting her tongue towards my taint again but this time shoved her tongue into my asscrack and licked up again. This girl was a freak. Probably 5’3” with smallish tits and huge hips/ass like 38” probably. She was the only girl I fucked that would squirt. When she would orgasm her whole body would start quivering and her pussy would gush a warm stream of liquid into my lap. It acted like live and I would just slam her big ass harder onto my thighs. I loved those few months but pussy that good is fucking crazy bros.

nah dude she was fucking gorgeous

bad stuff

Next time get your girl to do an enema or take some pills. And when you pull out, do it slowly.

Honestly the best advice I can give this thread on this subject is....

Make poop jokes every once in a while. I know it sounds childish, but women are horrifically self conscious about using the bathroom before an encounter that's already been established as "anal". Because then its painfully obvious to both of you that she's pooping in there so that your dick won't have shit on it. So make her feel like that's OK around you, like pooping isn't that big of a deal. It might help her feel OK about asking for you to "hold that thought for a minute while I freshen up".