Does a fleshlight really feel like puss?

does a fleshlight really feel like puss?

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not really

also, fleshlight thread

Close enough
Some actually feel better
Afterwords sucks though

Maby

which ones feel better? and I assume cleanup?

fleshlight is shit
check out toydemon much better

Nothing really feels like pussy except pussy.
Not mouth, not ass, not blow-up dolls, not fleshlights.

thats almost as sad as saying boobs feel like bags of sand.

i always wondered how exactly you got rid of an old fleshlight

do you just throw it out and hope nobody sees it?

I'd dumb it in the neighbor's garbage bin on garbage day.

Only a little, but that's not a bad thing. I think Fleslights feel pretty nice. I own one with the 'Mini Lotus' interior and it feels fantastic.

Weebs tend to pooh pooh Fleshlights and favour Japanese products -- some of which are actually quite good. But there's nothing wrong with fleshlight. Just keep in mind that a lot of the Japanese toys require a small penis; not joking.

Who the hell check's their neighbours garbage bags?

Follow-up. Also, Fleshlights are incredibly easy to clean, as they're open on both ends, so you just run water through it.

It’s traditional to hang it with a red ribbon from your front doorknob for at least a week. That way the less fortunate can take it for themselves. If it remains unclaimed for a week you can bury it in your front yard.

raccoons and foxes often rip open trash in my neighborhood

This user knows how things work

homeless people, squirrels, raccoons, coyotes

Thanks alot. Now I can't get the idea of hobos stealing used fleshlights out of my head

>got a light?

Somone needs to add some dialog and subtitles for that pocket pussy. Could be funny

trips of truth

I got one for 80 bucks and it's a little extra but it said on the box that its supposed to feel like Mia Khalifas pussy so you get what you pay for with nice fleshlights

top kek

naw it feels better

how can the universe even compete?

How can white boys compete?

I got one, it's not even close to feeling anything like the real thing, barely even a step up from your hand, unless you're cut and need to lube yourself up anyways

Don't even waste the money, OP. Just get yourself a really soft and fuzzy blanket and jack yourself off with it. Feels even better when you start to speed up and it gets all warm. I imagine this would hurt if you had a mutilated pecker though

how would actually know what it feels like, they could just be telling you it is her puss, but it is actually some homeless nigger they found on teh street.

sauce?

well i just want something to help out when my gf's sick of my priapism

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Checked, m8. And it had her face on the box and the brand endorsed by pornhub so it's probably legit not some bum lol

Quads dont lie

so should i get one?

checked!!!

theres the flat earth proof i was looking for

They’re pretty close to the real deal.
Not a bad investment imo

I got a Japanese made version

and mine, once you lube it up just about right, it does feel pretty close to the real one

But, it's quite tight and too stimulating and I can't last more than 3 minutes even if I go slowly

And trust me, I can last and not cum for 30 minutes in bed if I wanted to

Oh and don't forget to get a USB warmer that looks like a dildo and you stick it inside the fleshlight to warm it up

then it gets real damn close to the real one

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dat file name tho

what fleshlight should i buy

Try the economy version. Does feel good.

i just need a replacement for my girlfriend when she's at work. i don't mind spending a bit of her dough

Not exactly like pussy but it does feel really good. I'm fucking one now and enjoying myself

are the gook ones sideways

you fuck a fleshlight for like 3 times and afterwards the novelty wears out, not to mention having to clean it out and let is dry

There's the hassle factor. Needs to be cleaned, lubed, etc. You can just jerkoff and throw the sock in the laundry. If you have enough of her money, get a real doll, that's be worth the effort.

siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.
that's burning man isn't it.

should i get a jap one or no?

jap one would be really tight

so you would cum in 3 minutes

it's a double edged sword

once you get used to it, even a tight girl will feel loose

better because it doesn't bitch and complain about not having enough decorative pillows when your dick isn't in it

that's so fucking tempting to buy, I mean like really fucking tempting.

Also question, out of fleshlights, onaholes and beat it eggs, how would you rate each of them out of 10?

Considering she is a whore im confused why you would want a pussy replica of her

would i last longer in a real girl after?

Why dont you just go to a bar and pick up a fatty with tight pussy and dedicated to suck dick because you as a white guy finally give her some attention????????????????????????????????????

???? What's up with you????

anyone who buys a fleshlight doesnt have a frame of reference

im confused why people would buy fleshlights when there are desperate tight pussies walking out there

The feeling you get when you want to buy a flesh light is loneliness and desperation.
women feel the same way being single

Not true I have a super cute Asian gf and i bought a pocket pussy from Amazon because I went on a business trip so I wouldn't buy whores. She doesn't know, I love her but I go on the road for weeks

Yeah but I'm ugly so I have no chance of getting laid genius.

I don't like hanging out in pubs or bars
>wat do?

theyre designed to feel better than a real puss

Man i wish there was sound

Never thought I would see a guy fishing for compliments like this.

I have 9/10 korean qt gf. There are still many reasons.

>she can use it on me when she is on her period. Sometimes oral or anal just isn't in the cards if she's cramping or whatever.

>I can use it when she isn't home, or when I'm not home (on a trip)

>We can use it during normal sex as foreplay (why should women get all the fun with vibrators and shit?) It's also kinda fun to have a "threesome" with the fleshlight and her

>Works as a nice loose change storing device keeps coins in place.

Whats the story on the scars?

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i have a much more active sex drive than my gf

I think you're cute. I don't really know anything about the toy but I've been told It doesn't feel as good as pussy.

I'd like to nominate this as the funniest webm of 2017

Animal attack

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mutual interests and school are the most common other ways (or church lol)

>cant get laid
>looks like solid snake

Just dress up as snake and walk around an anime convention, you'll get some pussy unless you're horribly socially awkward.

consider using your hand. it works pretty similarly except you don't have to wash the cum out of it.

did you get a curb party

BOB SAGGAT

what kind of animal

Shave your head get some tats, watch them flock

NO. Virgin with it up until junior year of college. Got a girl. Feels nothing like it on my opinion. Feels good but not the same.

BINGO

I am both ugly and socially akward, it's a double whammy for me I'm afraid

>3
youtube.com/watch?v=hsdKrjee2yE

Found it with sound

This guy fucking gets it

I'd wear them like a badge of how bad ass I am. Own them bitches.
Fought off a dog/bear wtf ever. Battle scars.

>would marry/10

FUCK SALT!

using your hand too much leads to delayed ejaculation which will make it very tough to orgasm when fucking a pussy which will never be as tight as your grip

Just develop a gruff badass personality and tell chicks at a bar you fought off a mountain lion or some shit.

forreal get your ass in the gym, get ripped, and start wearing clothes to play up your masculinity. those face scars are badass, get your upper body right and start walking around in wifebeaters, you'll pull like crazy stg.

Coyote, tried scaring it away one day and then it pounced. I dunno why it went specifically for my face though

implying you need looks to lay some desperate fatty with tight pussy.
they are happy you arent a nigger
you can even play the sympathy card.
make up some cool story how you saved orphans from a tiger in timboektoe or some shit

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msu.edu/~renn/RHE-_mixed_race.pdf
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1448064/
content.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1993074,00.html
sociobiologicalmusings.blogspot.ca/2011/10/problems-with-mixed-race-marriages-and.html
nature.com/scitable/topicpage/haldane-s-rule-the-heterogametic-sex-1144
majorityrights.com/weblog/comments/alon_ziv_on_race_mixing/


IQ of offspring shifts towards the average for the race.
humanvarieties.org/2013/04/18/iq-regression-to-the-mean-the-genetic-prediction-vindicated/
books.google.co.uk/books?id=BMXVZzvLXz8C&printsec=frontcover#v=onepage&q&f=false

“Adolescents who identify themselves as mixed race are at higher health and behavior risk than those of 1 race.” Indeed, even when controlling for education, socioeconomic status, and other factors, there is an across-the board higher rate of health risks amongst mixed race adolescents than mono-racial adolescents.
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1448064/

White-Asian children are twice as likely as Asians to have mental illness.
eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2008-08/uoc--baa081108.php

”When it comes to engaging in risky/anti-social adolescent behavior, however, mixed race adolescents are stark outliers compared to both blacks and whites.” This holds true despite being raised in similar environments to mono-racial children.
www.msu.edu/~renn/RHE-_mixed_race.pdf

I lol'ed and checked

Slightly better, on average.

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That's venom snake.