How do I lose my virginity to a cute guy when there are so few cute guys and so few bi/gay cute guys and even fewer that I'd want to fuck and that would want to fuck me in my area.
Do you think I'd be able to get a male friend I know to fuck me, just for me to lose my virginity to a guy. Like, I know virginity is a social construct and all, yadda yadda yadda, but I'd be happy if I could say "I'm not a virgin, and the concept of virginity is just fucking stupid"
Especially to my ex gf
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please help, Sup Forumsros
Go out at night and make gay sounds to attract other gays.
there is no royal road
I need help, Sup Forums seriously
Well, what the fuck can we do about it?! Either lower your standards, or find another fag online to meet up with and gay off. Not that difficult.
i think you are asking for magic to change who you are.
you should spend 1 week doing things which are totally out of character.
What are yu talking about?
I can't do that because they'll be committing statutory rape, as far as I know, it's not rape if they're both underage
(assuming you're a male looking for another male) you would need a friend you're not particularly close to. because, bi-curious/gay/etc. or not, that could put a serious strain on your relationship. that being said, don't give up all hope on finding a seemingly straight friend or acquaintance that would fuck you. i'm pretty much entirely straight but for some reason, as time has gone on and i find out more about my sexuality, posts like yours really make me want to just pound a cute little twink's tight asshole and then let him cum inside me after i've prostate-massaged him into making a mess all over himself and me.
what i'm saying is, don't give up hope. even a few guys like me, who have always been totally straight, might find a moment where they make exception to such a predisposition.
also, question: what's your preference for top or bottom?
You're getting a little carried away there, user.
Thing is, I have a friend. He likes dick, though not as much as I do. And he'd definitely decline if I asked him and he'd probably be weirded out. Plus, he's 1 year above age of consent, I'm one below. That being said, I would fuck him if I could. But he's more likely to fuck his one other friend who's fat and female. ._.
Well, the short of it is: It doesn't matter what your sexual orientation is as long as you're somehow successful. Some people are born pretty, and are pretty much born successful. Some people have to work a bit harder. Nobody is going to want you just based off your personality unless you're super damn hot. If you're not the full package, things have to change.
Just get a grindr, it worked for me
t.Guy currently dating a trap
I want a fuck/fuckbuddy, not a boyfriend.
Also everyone who gets to know me loves me and everyone who doesn't hates me.
Are there people on grindr around my age? (15)
Yeah, didn't think so.
Wonder who'll be the first to autistically scream to the mods now.
you are totally my hero! have you noticed guys fall for guys who won't sleep with them so much harder than any others? I can't decide if topping a guy raw is the best feeling in the world or if because its so taboo that I cum faster......
mysteries of the butthole
>15 year old wants to have gay sex
Go be a fucking sophomore faggot somewhere else man. At least wait till you can drive to his place before doing this, you're too young tbh
MMMMOODS!
i mean mommy, she's UNDERAGED!
And there it is!
>bumbplease help, Sup Forumsros
Go to a fucking gay bar dude.
can you cut yourself for justin beber before you go?
No gay bars in my county
15? Get out.
You're a fag
Nope. Been on Sup Forums for... almost 2 years now.
So no
>I know virginity is a social construct and all
I wish! guys are so fucking eager to please. I got drunk in a gay bar once (like really drunk) and told this guy sitting at the bar that he cold hold my dick when I pissed in the bathroom. So for the next couple of hours he would follow me into the can and do all the work for me. Then he sucked it till I told him to put it away. Such a nice guy
bait?
You're a fag, user. And not in the gay way.
It's literally just to prove a point and cause I wanna know what it feels like to stick my dick in a guys butt and mouth
no
Might I suggest going on /r9k/, user? You'll probably get more sound advice and less people telling you to fuck off. btw, I'm underaged too and I'd totally let you fuck me.
the gay rule is you gotta spend 3 years as a catcher before you can move up to be a batter.
You in North Wales, perchance?
Alright man, no problem. You'll find a good guy, man. I would advise being bisexual because you're missing out. Be careful, be alright, have good self-respect.
I am bisexual
post a selfie so we can tell if you will EVER get laid
I'm so sorry, bb. New Jersey. But a vacation is never a bad idea.
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Cool cool man. I like girls with abs, that probably makes me a little bit gay, but not as much as masturbating to beautiful androgynous anime boys like I do. Hahahaha. :)
This might turn you on.
THIS
eh, why the fuck not
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I will always fap to more disgusting stuff, user.
eh...
Dude don't post your face on Sup Forums. Really bad idea.
>more disgusting
The picture that I posted isn't disgusting at all. It's beautiful.
the nearly-quads of sound advice. youre still cute as hell.
so close to quads
get a haircut, gain some weight and fill out
don't be a dick to everyone you meet and you'll probably get laid before uni.
Fact is most gay (or men who have sex with men) don't have a lot of sex before the reach the legal drinking age. While the internet has changed things, the gay lifestyle still revolves around the bar scene.
Also, I use my face as a reaction image sometimes. I have this one that makes me look like HTP Harold.
LOL I fap to poop porn mostly, male and female.
Ok. I've fapped to a dog eating a girl out and I think cp too but that... Scat is fucking disguting.
Losing your virginity feels like nothing.
Don't get pozzed.
I only get compliments for my hair tho. I'm cutting it soon and selling it to a wig maker but a lot of girls like lonk hair
I'm a skinny-fat faggot haha. I'm not very good looking. I'm a rugged paranoid schizophrenic and everyone knows this by now. :/
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Yeah... But still...
I could find a virgin boi though
yes, Girls like it. on this sisters, on their faggot best friend, on their dolls.
Men like men. think from the pages of GQ
*makes thread about himself*
if only I could find a cute young man that likes scat, anime and computers.......
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MODS
also whats your number
I'll take your virginity
It's 5175280537
Why do you want my number though?
Jewish boobs.
kill the girl, get the guy drunk, done
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Hey um, maybe wanna talk? In need of some mutual advice
what about?
I gave him the number of some ho over in michigan
pussy. give your real number out.... or jessi slaughter's number
What did the ho say when you called or texted her?
user, what did you want to talk about?
You can email me at [email protected]
lying bitch said she didn't know any faggots in wales that would let some underage faggot with asburgers fuck them.
Haha, she's still salty from when I kinda doxxed her
Also, just so you know, the bitch has some kinda sti