How do i ask my friend if hes down to have a threeway with his girlfriend...

how do i ask my friend if hes down to have a threeway with his girlfriend. his gf is sexy as fuck and i keep fantasying about her riding my dick while he sucks my balls. im not telling him that but i really want to fuck her and not have him hate me/stop being my friend

Just ask. A real man goes after what he wants.

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But really though this is the only true answer

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Good luck, OP.
That's a new strain of autism

>i keep fantasying about her riding my dick while he sucks my balls.
>her riding my dick while he sucks my balls.
>while he sucks my balls.
>he sucks my balls.
>he

this post is not about you and her

Well, that's not that- wait did you slip something in about him sucking your balls?

>while he sucks my balls

Straight to crazy town, I had a good chuckle.

the ball sucking isn't sexual its more about dominance

im not autistic shes just so fucking hot and she is literally driving me crazy

its one of those things where I don't know how he would react and I really don't want to lose him as a friend

>the ball sucking isn't sexual its more about dominance

Im afraid to tell you that, Yes, it is sexual.
Homosexual in this case.

So crazy that you want your balls up in your mouth huh?

*Bros

its not like that. i only thinking about him sucking my balls when i think about fucking her and most of the time in my fantasys its just me fucking her

>him sucking my balls

If you fantasize about receiving pleasure from him stimulating your testicles with his tongue, you. are. gay.

no im getting pleasure from the girl riding my dick. im just getting mental pleasure from him because hes literally submitting to me

Being gay requires believing in the lifestyle that one's sexual urges are the measure of character and personhood; and, to boot, that one's sexual interests are homosexual.

OP has homosexuals urges but is probably just a run-of-the-mill faggot

OP doesn't want the girl, he needs his friends cock

>mental pleasure
>ball sucking
>mental
Well, at least youre half right.

Fag

>im just getting mental pleasure from him because hes literally submitting to me

Yes. In other words you fantasize about him sexually submitting to you.

There is often a dominant and submissive partner in relationships. You want to be the dom.

how am i the gay one if im fucking his gf and hes sucking MY balls. im literally doing nothing to him

Just ask if you can join

Op i got a friend with a big tit gf like that as well. I beat off to the fantasy very often. Trying to get us to egg you on to ask your friend something so vastly autistic is probably a sign you'll deviate and do it sometime later. After you rape her and beat/kill your friend, turn yourself in before it gets worse.

>how am i the gay one if im fucking his gf and hes sucking MY balls.
>hes sucking MY balls
>not gay
What a delusional, closeted fag.

I just said you probably weren't gay, you faggot.

no its a whole mental thing

I do too, OP.
I do too.

He s an alpha male and you're a bitch and he's better than you and I'm judging you

And you're one of those faggot s that gives the girl aids losing in this case. Just ask he might say yes he might kick your as s and defend his girl

At least the balls aren't touching?

I think I get it. If he weren't your friend, maybe it'd be similar to fuck his girl whenever you want to right in front of him, and you make him lick her anus to warm her up and when you finish, you make her kick his balls so hard he can't fuck her. Or she makes him eat her pussy clean.

i don't want a relationship with him

It sure is.

>and hes sucking MY balls

look - you have balls. he has balls. that makes you both the same sex (homo = 1 = same)

using one's tongue to stimulate the sexual organ (testicles in this case) is considered a sexual act.

homo + sex

you = homosex ual

got it?

OP you fucking faggot, quit being such a manlet and ask him. With luck, you might end up being the one licking his balls.

Billiards = gay as fuck.

wait... you want to ask your friend if HE wants have a threeway with HIS gf with YOU?

Do you also want a dick up your ass too, or is this your attempt at compromising sex with HIS gf?

im not fucking crazy. I just want to fuck her. im not some closeted sociopath

>how do i ask my friend if hes down to have a threeway with his girlfriend

You don't ask just do it. Start sucking his dick while he is asleep. Next, wake up the girl and ask "you want some of this?" nodding toward your man's dick. Take turns sucking the guy off then go from there. It will work 101% guaranteed.

how?

fpbp

What if I ask him to dress like a girl? Still gay??????

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exactly

Have you been punched in the face before?

There is definitely some form of heavy brain trauma in OP's past, yes.

but I'm dominating him and hes literally submitting to me and shwing its okay to fuck her

im not gay. i don't want any balls near me. i just want to fuck her

If they haven't expressed interest, don't risk your friendship. You'll come off as a creep. Don't do it user.

Do you imagine inviting him to suck your balls or do you see him taking the initiative and doing it without being asked?

>but I'm dominating him and hes literally submitting to me and
Keep trying to convince yourself there's nothing gay about this.

hes my friend and i don't want to steal his gf or anything like that. its basically i get to fuck her and me and him get to still be friends without me having to steal her

Sex is about dominance in bed

You want to dominate a man
In bed

>Don't do it user.

speak for yourself

Get Some OP!

thats why i want his permission to fuck her

...while your balls are in his mouth.

Unless you feel lucky enough to have a chance of success after such request dont do it, OP. Just give up on this ball sucking and just try to seduce your friends gf. But remember, that if you have your way with her stop thinking of yourself as of a friend to that poor guy.

Seriously if one of my friends would ask me of such bullshit that would be an ultimate friendship test.

Anyway post pics of that girl to prove it's worth it.

>thats why i want his permission to fuck her

are you in Saudi Arabia?
She's not his pet.

thats why i won't be having sex with him. just her unless its in a threeway and in that case me and him will have almost no contact

i only have that fantasy sometimes. 9/10 its just me and her

>me and him will have almost no contact
Except for the super gay part where you want him to suck your balls.

>thats why i want his permission to fuck her

You forgot about the ball sucking
Or do you see that just happening naturally

LOL your a faggot. Get your own girlfriend. If a friend had asked me that he would never speak right again. Certified to fuck you up beyond repair.

Good luck dipshit.

i can't i know he goes on here and I don't want him finding out like this

no but he could kick my ass if he wanted to and i don't have a lot of friends and i really want to keep the ones i have

if he down for the threeway i said im gonna leave that part out. i don't want him knowing about that at all

>i can't i know he goes on here and I don't want him finding out like this
Several years ago, this would have been Sup Forums's cue to dox.
Man, how times have changed...or HAVE THEY?

They have.

i don't wan that to happen thats just part of the fantasy. do you do everything you fantasize about? no cause we aren't fucking crazy

Correction He Will kick your ass. You'll be lucky to have teeth and working arms. Back the fuck off. A man's girlfriend is enough to do ANYTHING for if he's in love. That means hurting you and your family. Wouldn't hesitate if he's anything like me.

Hey Dillan, Why don't you suck my balls while I fuck your girlfriend.
You cool with that?

I call bullshit on this rubbish.

>i really want to keep the ones i have

Then I'd keep my mouth shut and my dick out of his girlfriend

no thats the fantasy part. the part i want for real life is just the threeway

You forgot to add "and keep your balls out of another man's mouth".

Above average bait
Good job

thats why im trying to get his permission by going the threeway route

This would have been a lot more believable without all the ball sucking shit.

Had something like this happen.
Buddy came over and we were talking about something, one topic lead to another, showed him my gfs nudes, he showed me his gfs nudes, we swamped nudes, talked about our fantasies, told him how i had a three way fantasy, said he'd be down for a three way, we ended up talking about how we would have a three way with his gf first then mine, never did it, but plan on bringing it up later on.

It's only above average because no one hardly puts any effort in their bait anymore
It's more of a reflection of the state of Sup Forums than the quality of this thread

>no thats the fantasy part. the part i want for real life is just the threeway

so best case scenario is you have the 3-way.
and then what?

you have some kind of hybrid relationship or do you pretend nothing happened?

this is what too much porn does. it clouds the mind...

well not a relationship but they could throw me in the mix from time to time

>never did it
is that because you two ended up sucking eachothers dick? you two share nudes and want to have sex with each other. you're just trying to put a girl in there so you two don't seem like full blown aids faggots

You sound like one. You don't care about your friends at all. You're just using them.

Why would you want that? OP wants dicks, is always a faggot

Go back to sticking household objects in your arse and jerking off. Because that’s closer to reality.

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no. thats why i don't want to just try and steal her from him

You do want to steal her though. You don't care about him. You just don't want your other friends to judge you for it. You don't care what they think. You just don't want it to be negative about you because you're a bit of a narcissistic sociopath and think it'll be bad for you.

Yeah.

Swingers have been around a lot longer than porn bro

treat them like you're dating them. invite them on dates. invite them both to dinner, both to see a movie, etc. get a little touchy feely with both of them

no i just want to fuck her and stay friends with him. if he says no im going to try and convince him but if not then that will be the end of it

>if he says no im going to try and convince him
Sounds like a winning plan.
Godspeed in having your balls sucked by your male friend, OP.

Part of me wishes this is real, so OP gets his teeth punched out.

As long as he keeps us updated from his hospital bed.

i don't want my fucking balls sucked by him. i just want to fuck her and the easiest way to do that and still have a friend is go for the threeway but even better would be if he was just cool with me straight fucking her. the less he is in the equation the better but im willing to be realistic

You get a hot gf so your friend fantasize about her, then you wait for the perfect time then you, ask your friend if he wants to swap for a night.

>Swingers have been around a lot longer than porn bro

he can take that angle I guess:

Hey Dillan, do you and your girlfriend want to be swingers? Cuz, uh, I kinda do.
You cool with that?

This is a very elaborate plan to play out your homo-erotic fantasies with your friend. It’s pretty obvious you’re gay, so why not just skip the middleman (woman in this case) and make a pass at your friend?