To Portuguese anons...

To Portuguese anons, a question from your old ally England: Does the Brazilian dialect of your language annoy you just as much the American accent does us?

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Probably, since the original language users are usually super butthurt about their superior descendants usurping primacy from them

t. Hiberno-Kraut immigrant

for the few portuguese people i actually encoutered around the web, i don't think they feel like this. At least not the majoroty of portugueses

I have a Portuguese friend, they absolutely hate how BRs have butchered their language.

Whenever i meet a Portuguese person we both have to talk slow otherwise we don't understand eachother it's pretty funny

Not at all. It actually sounds funny.

tell him "vai chupa um canavial de rola, bigode"

Brazil was a mistake

I can tell you right now that our most annoying accent of all is spoken by the people of azores.

dá que pensar huh...

What about the Angolan Accent?

Canadian*

I have no idea. When people with deep azorean accent speaks though, I simply cannot make any sense of it.

I thought that doesn't exist anymore

Thicker ones are pretty funny. I wouldn't say it's annoying, it's more funny than annoying, tb.h f.am

I don't think anyone here has ever met an Angolan, there's nothing in Angola besides landmines tbqh

I fucking hate the portuguese from african colonies...
The only plus they have is that they write in proper european portuguese (at least officialy they do). Brazilians just inventend a new trend, they write like they speak.

No, it annoys us even more.

But it can be funny as this other user said.

It is full of Angolans and Cape Verdians here. Unfortunatly.

I have a couple of stories
>go to break store
>recently arrived brazilian cutie in line next to me
>ask for a cacete (type of bread)
>get slapped out of nowhere

First post best post ameribro

Apparently people from France hate french Canadians.
I as well, hate french Canadians.

You're aware that the way we talk is how normal people talked back then.
The way that Brits talk now is a result of them all imitating the posh, upper class elites.

Literally faking it until you make it.

...

Also just want to add that people from Rio de Janeiro have the worst accent ever

Why do you fucks change the s for x

m.youtube.com/watch?v=oHbNbwgBGqE
My mom was born in angola, our family had an angolan mais for decades, also angolan classmates

fucking kek i want to believe

yes

though its mostly a mixture of annoyance and amusement

Broken azores is worse. Known as Maneses in Floririanopolis

t. Tainha

>this meme again
people talked with a west country accent back then

Did she ever whip a darkie?

>Meet friend of a friend from minas gerais
>talked for hours and to this day I don't know what he said, basically just laughed and nodded

>i live in Sao Paulo and i talk like a little faggot

Rio de Janeiro has the best accent and everything else is shit tbqh senpai, except for Minas Gerais and Bahia's.

Of all the blacks they could've picked

No, we don't hate them but most French laugh at their accent though. Which is sad in my opinion.

No, grampa did knock up a black nun and some other niggress

Wrong. Evidence suggests Shakespeare spoke like Foghorn Leghorn

We had an portuguese intern at our pediatric unit. The mother was not happy when she said: "Vou dar uma pica no teu putinho pra ele ficar melhor."

Anyone has the video of the girl raped by 30 men?

I'm from Joinville fgt

Also Bahia a shit

dammit dad that's full autism right there

What's funny about it compared to regular French? We get plenty over the border here in New England

lel
No teu puto só. Puto já é diminuitivo!

Say "Tres casquinhas mistas" at McDonalds. Gringoles, southHue best sotaque

youtu.be/gPlpphT7n9s?t=176
oh yeah sounds exactly like him

Kek

I don't want to get arrested, the girl is 16

Also she wasn't raped, she did it for attention

Glorious Pernambuco has the best accent in Brazil

I know, but she said putinho because we add -inho on everything o make it softer

>I'm from Joinville fgt
that's even worse
youtu.be/OQkc3AXqR7c?t=2m30s

>old ally
Fuck you eternal anglo.
You may have cucked Alberto Barbosa, but no brazilian will ever friend you beady eyed imps.

And I hate the French, who the fuck likes them enemy of Spain Germany and Britain why the duck did Britain hate Germany? Fucking kikes

>he fell for the eternal Anglo meme

Follow this simple recipe, faggots

m.youtube.com/watch?v=oHbNbwgBGqE

>eternal anglo
>meme
Just stfu, cuck.

Enemy of Mexico, Canada etc.. Let's knock them the fuck out and take all their land

Which one ? the one I've seen only showed a nigger messing with her reddish pussy (she was unconscious) after being shoved by 30 niggers dick.
I don't have the video though, just watched it in a russian social media full of hues.

normal brazilian portuguese I usually can understand but there are some dudes there who talk some shitty ghetto version of it, I have no idea what dafuq they are saying

still better than Portuguese from Azores doe, that shit hurts

Well, this is Sup Forums so sooner or later I hope to see it.
I heard mixed comments about it.
Some people say she only said it cuz the guy leaked some pics of her and she wanted some revenge.
But we can clearly see the video of him saying "mais de 30 engravidou" so I don't know.

Regional dialect.
Like British English vs north American English.

That one. Which forum is it?

youtu.be/DwXNQ-dsB34

Maneses - broken azores
It took me 4 years to understand part of it

>there are some dudes there who talk some shitty ghetto version of it,

That's the Eternal Carioca

They all wear sunglasses with colored mirror lenses and nike shoes with surf shorts

Not exactly a forum, a social media, VK.

rofl the dude I know that talks like that actually uses those sunglasses

Found part of it!
Tudo fodido. Provavelmente era só mais uma puta.

>Does the Brazilian dialect of your language annoy you just as much the American accent does us?

I can assure you, it annoys us more, much more!

There is nothing more disgusting than hearing Brazilian speak, its sounds like lies and deceit covered in ignorance.

Era uma putinha que dava pra traficante
provavelmente ficou arrependida e disse que foi estuprada.

Why is it that the brits can uderstand us perfectly yet we cant understand you 90% of the time? We took your language and made it better. It belongs to us now :] stay mad you wankers.

Can confirm. Even Francis Bacon agrees.

What does "cacete" mean in PT-BR then?

Dick.

>gun toting republican who shot democrats and "redistributed" their property

It was a solid choice

Depends

In some places in the South it means bread too, but in most of the country it means dick

Got any vids with a Portuguese speaker compared to a Brazilian speaker?

cacete = pica, piroca, pau, pênis, trolha
= dick, cock, willie. penis

but it also means bread, don't ask me why though, ask a "white" south brazilian.

All these cancer memesters killing all the good memes

Thanks guys.

>Does the Brazilian dialect of your language annoy you just as much the American accent does us?

There's more difference between br-pt/pt-pt than us/uk en

No. Angolan on the other hand.

I could listen to them speak like that all day

they are always so emotional when they talk, like when they are angry they act like gorillas, when they are socializing they laugh while they're talking

like what's wrong with them?

>American accent
To their credit, they're easier to understand than most Brits

Cacete also means to spank/hit something. It how italians beated the bread dought to make bread - little chunk of beated dought, cassetinho

And french canadians hate smug anglos who think Canada is anything beyond USA 2.0. You can be sure of that.

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To me Portuguese always sounds like an Eastern European language

That's because it sounds.

FUCK THE QUEEN!
IN BRAZIL WE SPEAK BRAZILIAN!

lel
well slavs indeed have a huge ease to learn portuguese pronunciation!

The top video the guy kept making a lot of "sh" sounds while in the bottom video the guy sounded like Italian mixed with Spanish a bit.

strč prst skrz krk

It sounds slavic doesn't?

Yeah, like when he said "normaes" it sounded like "normaesh" to me...

The other guy was vastly different, there was a lot more of the sing-songy Latin America speak from him. I assume the bottom video was the Brazilian.

Yes, he's from Rio de Janeiro. Benfica's goalkeeper.

The other is the famous portuguese coach José Mourinho.

chpm crlh cbr d´mrd for you too!

This is true. I spoke Portuguese to many people of different countries and they all say it sounds like an eastern european language. I speak to a Slovak qt and she giggles when she hears me speak Portuguese because to her it sounds like Russian.

*Normais
You are right!

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does it?