Hello Sup Forums, I'm planning a break-in, do you have any tips or anything good to know?

hello Sup Forums, I'm planning a break-in, do you have any tips or anything good to know?

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dont drop ur soap in prison

Don’t post about it on the internet.
Wait...

Assuming he survives the gun wounds
Hope your not doing this in America

don't be stealin my dubs, thats about it

you fucker

Hopefully you break into my house, so I can turn you into a sprinkler.

ask your local police department any protip

Find a house with a sign like this on the lawn

Don't get caught
But when you do
You shouldn't have gotten caught

Not from the us, im from europe, nearly no one has guns here...

Yeah, don't just steal fuck shit up too.

Lul

Make sure they don't have animals, alarms or cameras.

this guy knows whats up.

Remember to ask the person sleeping for a guided tour of their house and ask where they keep their valuables

(compliment every 2 minutes, this is important)

Enjoy your assfucking and -fisting in prison asshole.

Im calling the cops

Dont be a pussy, Op, be like Splinter Cell.

Spy on the house for a few days to learn their habits.
Don't wear your shoes so police can't identify your foot print.

Throwaways from Walmart is the best bet.

You're gonna end up getting blasted you stupid fuck.

It's like you niggers didn't read the thread at all and just want to shit post. The silly niggr already said he's in europoor with a small amount citizens owning guns.

I hate all of you.

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thank you, im from denmark so if there actually is someone with a gun 95% its illegally

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don't take people's shit. like you actually deserve it or something fuck you

It's fine. We're in a major "liberal" city. That means guns are only for criminals. You're still likely to run into black bulls, though.

Work on your cardio

I hope you get shot.

fuck you, read some steiner or something

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>thank you, im from denmark so if there actually is someone with a gun 95% its illegally
12 guns pr 100 citizens, according to wikipedia, although feel free to tell me now that I'm a faggot, both since I trust wikipedia and enjoy cocksucking. Your math is off by 7%

There was a security expert giving tips on the radio this morning, just saying basic shit to watch out for and how a criminal might know to rob your house. But really it just felt like the guy was giving tips on how to find houses to rob, some of the shit he said would be real fucking useful for robbing a house.

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I take it you're a Nig?
Hope you get caught

dont do it to homes you know has guns unless you know for sure everyone is gonefor a while.

also do it alone

Don't wear your day shoes.
Scope out house and activities, look for how many people live there, where they keep their expensive, easy to grab electronics. Try find write a decent schedule of who leaves and when to understand when is the best time to go, it's never midnight or during the day.
Grab easy shit, have a bag unzipped when you enter and at the ready to be quickly zipped and slung incase shit hits the fan.
Entrance point should be escape point, and should constantly be ready.
Getaway vehicle shouldn't be in sight of the house but nearby, if you don't have a getaway then make sure you have a quick route away from the house and into somewhere secluded or dark, then make your way into a public area.
Gloves definitely, also stay away from using coffee or other substances within 24 hours before and after the robbery.

OP is proud to be albanian

Hire a nig to do it for you. Then kill the nig after you get the goods.

why the coffee?

what's wrong with using coffee?

You want a clear kind, coffee is shown to cloud your thinking, specifically at the best times to Rob (1am to 4am).

Clear mind = smart robbery = quick in and out = win

>Don't drink coffee before or after the act

Wat?

Kill any witnesses but as long as they're going to die you might as well having fun with them. I suggest hanging the women and fucking them while they're dying.

See

Can I brush my teeth before or after?

Of course you fucking dipshit

what food should be eaten before and after?

You should probably eat insecticide, but in general anything light but nothing much, you want to be Agile not Amerimutt.

Grease your fingers by sticking up yours or someone elses butt.

When fingerprints get examined later they will be looking for a faggot.
Oh wait.... op is a faggot.....

would insecticide not possibly cause gastrointestinal issues?

Should I leave a sorry note with a fake name

The world would be better off without people like you

Use your real name, then when cops call say why would I use my real name?

Yeah, but prewrite it with a glove on

Can you belive there are people this new?

get a hair from another person and place it near the door

>No coffee
I think you mistake coffee for hard drugs

Use your real name, but with no vowels. Then they can't prove a thing.

Sorry I ate your cheese and fucked your dog.

Sincerely,

Dnld Trmp

Leave your phone behind.

commercial or residential?

use the name of a known criminal, for example sign Zodiac and add an easily solved code.

If I accidentally leave my cum jar there, can they track it to me?

hvilken by vil du rove henne?

roeve* kan aabenbart ikke skrive ae oe aa

Protip: be a productive member of society instead

>do you have any tips or anything good to know?

Sure, don't be a fucking criminal.

Think about what you're going to say when you get caught right before you do it. If you can explain it reasonably, well. Are you spooder moon?

Blame the refugees