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Thundersmug Edition

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I'm 21 and watched Eurotrash, Sexcetera and Monkey Dust when I was a kid.

>single linking

FUCKING RUNT

t. 40yo nonce

susan

A problem?

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VERY nice tune.

anime

did you get to experience prime teen pussy user?

what does OP mean

muslims cannot be british

Had a Freeview box in my room. Used to watch Babestation on it too before I had my own laptop.

original pillock

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Wish I was born in a post apocalyptic setting instead of the worst era.

original prophet

in reality it's shit though init

Want a genocide all the Irish

Obnoxious Prick

a white man won the manchester 10k

Charles, not Karen.

>the worst era

I dunno about that. a thousand years ago things were pretty grim

bit rude 2bh

Hate the Irish, love genocide. Simple as.

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/fr/

i remember getting everything prepped for the 11pm Television X preview and then trying to finish before the preview ended

ostentatious prat

You're crazy dude I wouldn't want to live in an apocalypse

fantastic image

yes*

*by paying

Which party will ban all muslim immigration

Discuss.

none

that's racist

false flag

A good day

Yeah, New Yorkers are trash

I hate skyscrapers.

reported to the gardaí

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>Discuss.
Was actually an airplane, mate

jelly? legal prime puss, silly

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hate women,. not gay though

just think they should clean their thighs when they pee.

simple as

A day we saw freedom destroyed. It was not a good day.
God bless America.

ohhhh that red white and blue

Umm..they force their stream to flow backward la

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18 and 19 is NOT proper prime

Cardassia did nothing wrong.

FUUUCKKKK

muslims aren't a race

YAAAASS QWEEEEEN

yanks are us with silly accents but still us.

don't see what relevance this post has to mine. literally all they have to do to is spread their lips so their peehole isn't obstructed. same as with the male foreskin.
but most women are too prim to bother

the USAs fault for toppling Saddam

that came after what are you on lmao

fancy asian girls because i have a small pink cock and because they want to live in a first world western country

More islam = more terrorism

simple as

There is no single trait that makes you fuckable, it's about thresholds and a mix of attractive traits. The "height is everything" crew is wrong, the lookism crew is wrong, the "it's all about personality bro" crew is wrong. It's a mixture of those things. It's the freaking nature vs nurture discussion all over again. Nearly nothing is 100% dependent on one factor.

3 men, all things equal but one is 4 ft 2, one is 5 ft 8 one is 6 ft 4.

The 4 ft guy will be disqualified because he doesn't meet the threshold. The 5ft guy is in the clear. The 6 ft guy is more attractive than the 5ft guy since height is an attractive trait.

2 men, no things equal, 5ft 8 famous, rich, good looking 6ft 6 neckbeard. Guess who wins?

Right, the 5ft guy since there is no singular trait that magically makes you get laid. If there was we would see a perfect correlation between that trait and getting laid. The tallest man would get the most pussy, then it's a nice curve down to the smallest man. You can swap height/tall with any other word about a trait that is supposed to be attractive and this statement is still true. Funny? Rich? Nice? Good looking? Nope, never.

Because it's a cocktail of traits. Not a shot of pure alcohol. And guess what SMV is? It's not about a singular trait. SMV tried to reflect your value in the SMP based on all your traits compared to your competition.

FOY

why didn't larry silvertsein donate his insurance money to the city and the victims?

islam is a religion of peace so you must be wrong

beauty is emergent property

why not let the midget get involved

It is relevant, la, only the careless would get pee on their thighs. Most girls apply pressure to their puss region with their hand when they sit down to pee, forcing their stream towards their arse

would have been nice
you'd be like holy shit it's the Queen and she's wearing this orange ufo hat.
Mum, the queens hat is the same tint as your fake tan.

>M0mP0v - Summer - MILF With The Body Of A Teenager E413

>looks, money, personality all factor into whether you can get laid or not

whoa. you thought of that all by yourself? truly illuminary post

Was looking around the area on google maps and theres all this weird globalist propaganda shit like the "the one world centre" and "one world memorial" shit now

it's like they're hiding it in plain sight

any update on the irish lad who was 6 weeks into no porn?

why would they give themselves pissy arse if . literally all they need to do is not obstruct the peehole

>""""""""""great"""""""""" britain

dead

>looking for amateur porn
>It's all obviously scripted/professionally produced shite pretending to be amateur

Not a fan

pussy? no
boipucci? yes

he donated it in the form of a new World Trade Center

Because a pissy arse is easier to deal with than having pissy thighs

this is my number one issue with porn. literally CANNOT enjoy manufactured porn at all, has to be genuine amateur

What do you think is wrong with that, matey?

Just direct the stream lass

That's not some estate. Probs 1.5 million for each of those houses. Comfy suburbia.

he didn't pay for the new one

he put insurance on the two towers like a month before the attacks and the insurance package specifically included terrorist acts

he made like 50 billion on the insurance and then disappeared

"Just direct" means placing your fingers near the urethra, at the risk of giving yourself a UTI, la

Beautiful day in York today lads, absolutely perfect weather.

Almost keeps the ol' 'pression off your back, days like this.

If anyone wants to come lie on the grass with me behind the minster I'm waiting x

*looks around suspiciously*

Are there any WOMEN in /brit/ today?

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

no it doesn't. it means doing the peace sign to spread the lips.

Bit gay

Not me, post slags lads! Wanna have a wank desu senpai!

nobody gonna mention the yank arguing with a brit about how to piss yourself then

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*blocks your path and stars playing wonderwall*

yeah hey whats up


why do you ask? do you need to know anything about menstrual cycles? teehee

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days getting on lads

Girls have a short urethra, la, and placing fingers anywhere near it is risking an infection

Still on it la. 8 weeks now. Urge to wank has decreased dramatically and when I do wank its to imagination that is not porn fantasy

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