/hoc/

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Exactly on time
And with a comfy pic
Great thread

BREAKING NEWS

JACK EICHEL NAMED COACH AND GM OF THE BUFFALO SABERS

Pige is marinating himself. Delicious

Tonight the Blackhawks begin their reverse sweep!

>Crawford starting
You win this time /hoc/, but don't come crying to use when a Canadian team steals the cup

Now that Calgary is gone and the Blue Jackets are officially not the worst postseason team, they're allowed to lose miserably tonight.

This is a statement, not a question.

comfy early morning hockey game with more on the way lads

>callgary
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Water oinkers edition

Manlet's can't win hocko gaems, sempai.

Will the Laine brothers dominate NHL one day? First there was Risto, then Patrik and Vesa Laine will soon be drafted as 3rd overall.

He looks a bit like a young Jere Lehtinen

>st. cyr
/OURGUY/

Ristolainen? You mean Määttä 2.0?

>manlets cant win hockey games

Umm, sweetie. This is a manlet sport. Youre only good if youre under 6 foot.

great post bud

>7-0

So when are they calling bulju up?

When Finland plays Canada in the worlds finals

Your daily reminder that Finland is an alright country. They are pretty cool.

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>drop game 1
>win game 2 after trailing 3-1
>win game 3 despite losing a 3 goals lead
>1-3-1 intensifies in game 4, win
>tfw each >ruins loss has been soul crushing for them

This man's ability to play 5D chess is astounding.

>implying the great one was a manlet

sorry i know you're desperate for validation about your height, but the hockey gods only made an exception for crosby

Finland is stinky smelly

Norge and Denmark are only good Yuros

I honestly don't mind.

Why do people think he's good? He's 6'7" and he can't skate and his shot is weak as fuck. Only retards think he's le le le ebin Chara man. He's not even 3/4 of a Sustr man.

Määttä has cancer you rude cuck

>you cant win here
>you cant win there either

>the great one
>not a manlet

Crosby is 5'11 senpai.

Promising young America goaltendie?

I didn't know about him until just now, but yes, he is my guy.

What makes my comment rude, you rude eastern swede?

Ummm no sweetie

Tanev
Edler
*power gap*
Trymunkin
*power gap*
Hutton
*power gap*
Stetcher
*power gap*
Whatever flavour of the month Utica recall was up

Wouls you pleae not use ducks in your nazi imagry?

finland_sweden_monkey_fight.jpg

Puljujarvi's going to the World Championships. He's not even good enough to crack the Oilers' Black Aces roster.

¡LOL!

who the fuck refers to crosby as "the great one"

Don't demean Poopinajarvi he's ELITE.

what's soul crushing is the fact they even made it to the playoffs which ensures Sweeney won't get shit canned. Literally the worst result and they have nothing to show for it

>he thinks Dwane Gretski is the great one

Kys.

i shiggy diggy people who draft russians (or finnbusts)

Shit thread

we actually have a gretzky denier here
good god you must be dumb

What about Brazilians?

Delete

you can't even do carny rides in the Midwest unless your 6'2"

Kurri-babby

kurri wasnt a manlet either

regehr is ok

He was on the edge.

still not a manlet

And by measuring standards back then, he probably was. They just added 5cm to make him look my athletic on paper

/r Reichsaitl says hit the showers Josh(((Ho-Sang)))

why are you so fucking desperate to give everyone manlet status?

lmao you are probably 5'6"

You getting triggered because your height diminshs your hockey skills?

>canada - sweden 2 - 6

canada whats wrong with you

>nou
lmao
one player doesnt validate your theory user
you should probably just kys manlet no woman will ever love you LM AMMAAOAO

S-so what?

>someone tipped czech doing well and sweden beating canada
>didn't bet on it because the odds had slightly dropped

Sweden is a great hockey playing nation. It happens sometimes.

friendly reminder

Canada is so close to being a has-been hockey power. Really warms my heart.

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Will Canada relegate into Slovakia-tier?

>ywn be this comfy

>tfw 5'6

At least my height is mentionned in this chart...

What if you're 18 inches tall like I am? Is that mega-manlet?

Lol, it goes like this

Tanev
*power gap*
Edler
Stecher
*power gap*
Tryamkin
*power gap*
Hutton
Gudbranson

Will do after I eat this pancakes and maple syrup

>one player
> 6 of the top 10 goal scorers in the league were under 6 foot

Anyone over 6 foot relies on secondary assists. Its a fact

ummm try again sweetie

Or empty net goals. Forgot that part. Thanks for the reminder.

Good morning /hoc/ did you sleep well

>canadian u18 youth development

What did they mean by this?

who gives a fuck, this was about winning games and more importantly cups

manlets need not apply here

twitter making better memes than /hoc/, sad!

>Slovak
>talking about hockey talent

Your countrys hockey skill died with Pavel Demitra

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>would have gotten pula-aho in world cup if laine did his national duty

ree

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>move the goalposts

The best player on 3/5 of the last different cup winners have been under 6 foot
>Crosby
>Kane
>Datsyuk

>pula-aho

Worst nickname ever

>Raining confetti after winning a playoff game
What did the Edmongoloids mean by this?

>rags

t. jonne

Confetti?

nutter jailtime

>move the goalposts
no
that is what you are doing retarded
see
face facts user, manlets may be able to pot in a couple flashy goals to make things interesting. when it comes to winning things they need not apply

haha nice meme but I don't get it

>posting apustaja meme
>not jonne

Choose only one

>the great city of Callgary

>who gives a fuck, this was about winning games and more importantly cups

Cups were never mentioned once until you brought it up. It was about manlets and how they are the best at the sport, which they are. Series winning goals mean dick all, but if you wanna bring up irrelevent stats, Jake Guentzel, 5 foot 11, leads this playoffs in goals.

goals were never once mentioned until you brought it up my manlet friend

if you want to win games, then you dont rely on a manlet to score for you

>Jake Guentzel, 5 foot 11, leads this playoffs in goals

ah now you've activated my trap card
5'11" is not manlet tier

manlet international defense force blown the fuck out

>5'8"

He could be the next Hasek and he'll still never make it in the NHL. No manlets allowed in the crease.

>admitted crosby is a manlet
>"5'11 isnt a manlet!!!!!!"

Way to flip flop lad

manlet is under 5'10 and should be purged from the bloodline as theyre inferior

5'10 to 6'1 is average human tier

6'2 to 6'6 is alpha as fuck tier

and then any higher is usually beanpole tier unless roids

i was merely playing coy until my big reveal manlet-san

no hard feelings
[spoiler]j/k kys manletard[/spoiler]

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

Do you think Carrie Underwood likes the playoof beard

>it's a tsn analysts cry about commercial break timing and intermissions killing Torontos momentum episode

What if you're 8 inches tall and perfectly spherical like a rubber ball? Are you a manlet then?

>Hes been being b8ed for an hour

Thanks for the (You)s

t. Mitch the 6 foot 3 ruseman

>t. Mitch the 6 foot 3 ruseman

yeah not buying it
post some proof manlet-san