/carib/: new Reich edition

If you could take a moment from looking at traps and post in here, boys. Thanks.

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Fucking kek

But I don't wanna

Do as you're told.

:(

>Wanted to go running, but it rained hard as fuck this morning.

First for nothing in particular

Sounds refreshing. I miss the rain.

But you're not even remotely close to first...

Not, really refreshing, now I have to wait until tomorrow

...

Wait what?

Alright, I'll stop posting in the /nederdraad/ then.
>Amount of traps there is too damn high.

...

It's been so hot lately,also new Titan drops on Tuesday.
Monarch, a Knock off Vanguard Titan

Is the Caribbean always hot?

for you

You can post in the kankerdraad /and/ here.

When it's not hot and humid, there's the hurricanes that try to sweep you away.

It's raining here too

pay denbts grease

Life in the Caribbean sounds tough. Does everyone walk around shirtless in shorts like in the movies?

Yes

If you strut around shirtless anywhere that isn't near the docks/beach, you're an asshole m80.

Don't be rude

Moslty just warm

No. Unless you are 100m from a beach

Close enough I guess :/

>there's the hurricanes that try to sweep you away.
The official start of the murderstorm season is almost upon us. Is everybody prepared?

We're outside the belt but I'm stocking up just in case.

Absolutely nothing will happen on Aruba. Maybe we'll get extra heat cause the storms keep sucking all the wind but other than that nada.

Always, hurricane roofs and cinder block walls.

You will never experience the wonders of a Cat5

How much do you import? Do you have farmlands, livestock, fishing?

Aloë. That's all we have.

today I went outside for the first time in ages to get gobs of food. It sucked a lot.

How are my crabmens doing today?

We got loads of fishing and one aloe plantation. Everyone else is too lazy to grow food and we're importing a fuckton of food every other day.

I feel like a zombie.

Yes

That's illegal
Also this That's why we build in concrete friendo))))

We import 98% of all we consume because the United States destroyed our economy

PK wants me to be your bodyguard

We import a lot of stuff but we have the other stuff

Wasting time and delving into uncomfortable truths and/or choices


Based skelington

>not Mike Hawk

That's a bad thing bro

>not Mike Hawk
Did you just assume her gender?

>her
>not xer
Get fucked shitlord.

Aight 3bh.

>tfw still can't find the headlight bulb
Restricted to daytime operation only ((

No tin e mescos gracia

I'm sick and tired of studying and i will never be able to see all the study material, i hate my course, i will never finish it and it's raining.


I just wanted to live the Caribbean life...
Why is life so unfair?

I'll go ahead and call you coño for short.

Study, save up, graduate, seek job in the region. It's not that difficult. You're the one standing in your own way.

>Study, save up, graduate
This is what i don't want to do.

I just want to open a tourist trap in there, work the least possible and enjoy life

So you lads are stuck on some islands that arr rook same. What do you do for fun apart from drinking rum and scamming tourists? I imagine carribean life gets boring after a while.

I feel you, I want to move to a remote island or mountain village and live the "Caribbean" aka relaxing life. The life in Athens is too stressful for me.

Do that. Follow those steps so that you can live near the beach and bang a local girl.

It is so bloody boring. There's a reason alcoholism is rampant. There's nothing else to do.

>Top tier beaches
>Hot weather
>Alcohol
>Tourists and black local qts to fuck
How is this boring?

Trust me on this, you WILL get bored.

If i ever get bored with that is because i'm wining at life

Uh-huh. Sure thing, senpai.

>PK wants me to be your bodyguard
why would I need a bodyguard?

>Wasting time and delving into uncomfortable truths and/or choices
such as??

can't find replacement?

you can do that later. You must suffer a bit to enjoy stuff

But... Aren't you already wining?

>That's a bad thing bro
Maybe, but I don't have anything else to do

>Studying all day errr day
>That IS the Caribbean life lad
Suck it up butter cup and GIT GUD!

>such as??
>If I'm a bad person
>Am I a desirable person
>what does that even mean
>Do I even deserve a qt
>Should I say fuck it go into the voidscape

*whining

No

Because you're such a pussy, also because you're scared of going outside, also because you live en Caro-Caro-Caro-Caroliiiiinaaaaaaaahhhh

>voidscape
You missed double xp weekend brah

Sleeping a lot or not enough sleep?

>If I'm a bad person
>Am I a desirable person
>what does that even mean
>Do I even deserve a qt
>Should I say fuck it go into the voidscape
Really makes you think huh? I've been trapped in such useless search myself too.

My bad

I feel as if I don't sleep enough. I carry on throughout the day with half lidded eyes.

Don't worry about it. Everything is Poortugal's fault anyway.

>Because you're such a pussy
I'm not a pussy, I'm just cautious.
>also because you're scared of going outside
I'm not scared, I just don't want to go outside because it sucks.
>also because you live en Caro-Caro-Caro-Caroliiiiinaaaaaaaahhhh
I like it here thou. Where I live it's relatively safe, and everything I need is within less than 10 minute drive.

Also you're a bully. Who will guard me from you then?

How many hours did you sleep last night? Are you eating well?

Slept for 10 hours. Diet is horrendous currently.

Today I slept from 10:30 to 14:30

Quite the power nap.

>who will save me from you?
PK and Val

Carolina is ugly, hot, and dangerous

>You missed double xp weekend brah
hmmmmm....

Oh well I guess I will see

But you sleep all day

It was my main sleep though

>Who will guard me from you then?
That's really easy, check this out.

>*spins at you*

No I don't, Satan.

Two words: not good.

Kys

I know, but I normally sleep from 1 am to 8 am

>No I don't, Satan.
Lies

Please endeavour to get some rest tonight.
Get out demonio!

uhh, you need to fix that my duder.

Are you still in Mayameme?

>PK and Val
I'm not very optimistic about this.

You seem like a good dude to me. Also desirable is subjective. Some will only like you for your money, etc.

>Do I even deserve a qt
Everyone does I guess.

What?

radical spinz my dude.

I diddu nuffin!

>Everyone does I guess.
But I have to look and I feel lazy which is self defeating
in several ways.


Nice numbers

I will ;)

Yep. Despite it being a common manufacturer specified bulb 55W h1 bulbs are unobtainium

Those digits seal the deal.

t. Stinks of sulfur

O-ok

>Do I even deserve a qt
No, all qts belong to me, but you can have the ugly ones if you want

>What?
It worked, didn't it, he's been gone for more than 15 minutes.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck SVG, fuck BA and fuck *nglo's.

>t. Stinks of sulfur
That's my ointment pay no attention to that

>doubt

Wait....what the fuck are you doing?

>But I have to look and I feel lazy which is self defeating
>in several ways.
I know how you feel.

>Yep. Despite it being a common manufacturer specified bulb 55W h1 bulbs are unobtainium
Have not found any online?

hmm.

How are you doing today laddo?

>It is so bloody boring. There's a reason alcoholism is rampant. There's nothing else to do.
Sounds a lot like finland desu.

You have to suffer for a reason. You have to ask yourself, "why am I suffering?". Work towards that goal and that suffering will all pay off soon enough.

>"why am I suffering?
For nothing because i don't want to work in the area of my studies, because i hate it so much
I wish i was american to shoot down my university

I'm assuming you're my age roughly? Barely any qts in that age range living here m8. Nothing but elderly people and kids.

If you're suffering for no reason then you're an idiot. Make that suffering count you faggot.

What's your convenient excuse for the horns then?
But unlike Finland, we lack rivers, snow and that unique brand of autism you all seem to have.

>Make that suffering count you faggot
But here do i buy a gun? This is not the USA

I meant have a plan. You live in the 1st world for fuck's sake, you can literally go anywhere on the planet if you have enough funds. You know what to do, stop acting stupid.

They're online by I was hoping to avoid waiting like,two weeks for one. My dad says one place has some used ones so I might have to get that

>you can literally go anywhere on the planet
>if you have enough funds
That's the problem.

Anyone can literally go anywhere on the planet if they have enough money, what's your point?

>Sounds a lot like finland desu.
Pls gib good education

Then why are you studying that thing

>Horns
Great Horns* slight difference
They are for doing science

>Then why are you studying that thing
Because in high school i made a mistake and went to humanities.
I want to open a tourist trap in the carib, work as little as possible and enjoy life, living in a small house near a empty beach

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I need to go back to paradise, so just checking out a few possible destinations.
But don't worry, it won't be SVG like this.

A bit in doubt. Went out this weekend and I realised either how ugly Dutch girls are or how out of touch I am with reality.
I suspect this is caused by watching curly hair high concentration melanin IG girls for weeks.
Need to decide whether to stay in my bubble or stop browsing IG.

But hey, good on you that you went outside. How long are you going to stay in this time?

Dutch girls are smelly though so you're not wrong.

What the fuck is IG?

I got my eyes on you.

>But don't worry, it won't be SVG like this.
I thought you went insane for a second

>went to humanities.
You fucked up royal m8 I am sorry

you are shredding my fantasies pls stop

>in high school i made a mistake and went to humanities.

it's always weird to me how other countries make you specialize that early

Instagram

Spooky....yet you accuse me of being the Demon

A demon that can't even seduce once qt

You aren't an incubus.

You're in the first world. Unless you're literally retarded, you can get a job and save money easily if you want to leave to some 3rd world shithole like this.