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What sport should I watch today, user?

Also feel free to share
>420-related sports anecdotes

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Once I got so high that I watched and enjoyed a baseball game.

Sorry, I don't engage in degeneracy.

>watch Europa League matches at work, sober cause im not a degen
>Leave work and smoke a jay on my bike ride home
>Smoke another jay with my bro on the way to the golf course
>play a quick round with a couple brews
>go home, smoke fat marijuana blunts, and watch NBA playoffs

If your day isn't exactly like this, it's shit

I'm with you except for the golf. Nigga I'm not doing math while I'm crunk.

smoking weed is for faggot beta losers and yuros

Mirin your day

Get a load of the fucking NERD guys lmao

>get high
>go bowling

Based life.

>I am a respectable citizen, I don't do marijuana, which the federal government says is equally as bad as heroin.

How's that Zoloft working out for you.

like you didn't have to do math when buying from your dealer

the only thing I do on a daily basis are deadlifts and dime pieces faggot

I don't do weed, and don't plan on ever doing so. Don't drink either. Feels nice going through life with a clear mind and body, not under the control of any foreign substances. I am my own person. A weed smoker is not.

May you all end your addictions to weed today folks. I know you can do it.

>stoners are so far gone they assume that everyone MUST be on some kind of drug
Nice projection

There are people in here proud that they have to alter their reality because it is so pathetic

SAD

>not under the control of any foreign substances

Just under the lock and key of your own body's chemical limitations, right.

I don't smoke but some of my greatest moments have come while drunk and uninhibited.

>I go through life without any negative habits, user!
>posts on Sup Forums

I have some bad news for you.

If you need alcohol to free your inhibitions, then you should seek help from a therapist or counselor.

finally got the liquid courage to jerk off two dudes at the same time, good for you user

>I get through every day without the need of chemical assistance

Let's discuss your serotonin addiction.

I don't need it, but it helps. Like coffee helps you be productive.

You can pretend like you're the normal one and 90% of mainstream society doesn't engage in social drinking to loosen up every weekend

right, you're the sane one

So not only can you free your inhibitions, you refuse to associate with anyone who does the same.

Huh. You must be fun at parties OH WAIT you don't go to parties.

>e-everything is a d-drug guys that's why it's okay to do pot and crack and heroine it's totally the same! XD

pic related

>it's another "people who do drugs insult those who don't and call them beta losers, and those who don't do drugs call those who do drugs drug addicts" thread

yawn

I bet you complain about people talking about Jesus on Easter too

Happy Birthday mein Führer!

not seeing shades of grey

This thread is going off the rails. If you don't smoke weed, good for you. Get off Sup Forums and go back to work.

If you do, what's the best sport to watch while sprawled on the couch on a Saturday afternoon.

This isn't hard, and also the answer is baseball.

Only 40% of the country even really drinks clown, and only 20% are heavy drinkers

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>compares jesus and easter to weed and 420

W

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Now control for age

people over 50 aren't exactly relevant on the bar scene

>he thinks Jesus didn't smoke weed

I smoke pure top shelf chronic every single day.

>tfw stuck at work and can't smoke a fat j to celebrate the holiday
I'm gonna get high this evening and watch basketball, but I think the most comfy sports to watch high are slower paced ones like baseball or divegrass

>weed + socer

MEIN NEGGA

>His favorite baseball team isn't playing tonight
>He isn't going to smoke a couple blunts and watch his team's ace pitcher dominate a division rival

Feel bad for you guys tbqh

>I'm better than you because I don't do thing

It doesn't matter if my favorite team is playing tonight or not.

NHL PLAYOFFS

>not clearing the chamber

Yeah I like Minor Threat too