Judge a book by it's cover!

Judge a book by it's cover!

Black woman disappointed by white dick size

black lady laments no longer working a slave in the cotton fields of alabamba, instead of a chicago strip club.

Getting ready to accept a whip for burning my grits

Black woman was paid a contractually-agreed-upon day rate to pose for a portrait photographer, who licensed the image to the book publisher.

A flippant excuse for advertising

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Sequel

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>Judge a book by it's cover!

Its cover. Not it's -- it's means IT IS and you do not mean to say "it is cover". So, it's its.

Understand?

Go die, faggot spammer.

The author realizes after two novels that his initials are the same as the acronym for Japan's national airline. This leaves him feeling ambivalent.

Lol you mad whiteboy?

KEK

How to escape a farsighted murderer

Escaping a farsighted murder from another angle

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Def a disappointment

Abandon thread! Take this plane

Sad about having a name like Willy Dicks

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Welcome aboard, round-eye imperialist devils! Care for some peanuts?

Sounds lovely! Any hot towels?

That's for first class. You take peanuts. Peanuts good for you. You want towels, you buy first class ticket next time.

Damn, hopefully I'm not in between 2 fat American tourists