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>white people cooking edition

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very dire

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starting to think that most people who believe in extreme ideologies (that support or defend the mass-killing or deportation of people) mostly just do it for attention

sue

Got two small pimples right in the inside of my ear. Very painful, very hard and sore. Squeezing hem doesn't seem to do much.

does a cook

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redpill me on sister sledge

Why do anything but for attention?

Hate the irish. Hate students. Hate seaworld. NOT a dolphin just dont like em simple as. Love mackerel.

more like pue

Purposefully letting myself get thirsty in the heat so that when I get home in a short while that first icy beer will taste even better

Anyone else do this?
Also let myself get hungry sometimes just so I enjoy a meal more haha

Genuinely believe suicide bombing is just a fad meme like transgenders. It will all blow over one day

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fuckin hell dont know whats wrong with my torrent client but it simply does not work anymore lads

what?

starting to think that a surefire way to fixing /brit/ is to purge or exterminate all of it's isle-monkey posters

howling at the implication of this post

Oxford University bring in compulsory exam on Black, Asian and ethnic minority history to improve 'white curriculum'

Incorrect.

Post paki gf

told our Daza to not forget his pint glass again and he only goes and brings this lmao!!

should've seen the bartenders face lmfao

wish i was born in any other western country besides this one.

>did well at school and university in a good subject
>currently doing a knowledge based job at a top university
>set up to join a prestigious grad-scheme which should lead to great career opportunities

yet what does that materially all mean?

>living in london in a flatshare, hoping to one day rent an entire apartment to myself
>commuting for hours a day on the fucking tube
>living in a country that has shit weather most of the year
>living in a country where the only recreation is drinking and drugs

I wish I had born elsewhere lads. In the US i could be having sun in the fun. In Europe I could just drive/rail off into other countries for the weekend. In many countries this extreme property-poverty meme doesn't extend to people who did well at school, but here it does.

daza you plonker!!!

whom'stv'est are you referring to?

bee funny if the manny marathon was blown up. Lol

But.... you are an isle monkey
*camera rapidly zooms into your face showing your shocked and horrified face as you turn around and the dangly corks on your dangly cork hat slap you on the forehead*

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Did one of those poos where the poo is extremely smooth and slips right out your bum with no mess at all. Love em simple as.

Hate the mummy trilogy, hate unfucked shit, HATE brendan fraser. NOT Afton Smith just love alimony simple as

literally every other large city in North america or australia is 10x worse than london for these things

choon
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This is haram

>attention on an anonymous forum
Haha spot on lad
*walks away*

nippin tesco
ne1'owt?

love this gimmick simple as

FKA Twigs is one of the most beautiful women in the world imo

Eddie hall is the new worlds strongest man lads

have a few films in my backlog i want to watch but have no idea which one i should start

All non-antisocial people need attention as much as anything. Without the regular company of others they are fish out of water.

What's the proper form of Daza? I'm familiar with Jezza, Bazz and Gaz but not Daza.
t. a curious Slav

the "simple as" gimmick has been desperately overplayed
literally only ones posting it and finding it funny now are insects

darren

i'd say it's more them wanting to fit in

heemed him once outside a club in hanley

Agreed. Enough is enough simple as.

I started it and don't regret for a single second, one of the most versatile gimmicks to ever hit /brit/

Want Sylveon gf to get high with.

I know where you live Marcus Hausen

>In Europe I could just drive/rail off into other countries for the weekend.

you can do that in the UK you mug. From central london you can get to Amsterdam in 2 hours

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No.
No it isn't.

Honestly wouldn't mind trying that bet it's not even that bad

dunno

new york always seemed alot comfier than london, even if you're subjected to the same standard of living.

americans are genuinely wealthy

hate this post. NOT a "simple as" poster just dont like it simple as. Love gimmicks.

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hate rain
hate humidity
love pints

not with are brexit

Sorry to bother you, /Brit/. Me and my mate Bazzo were walking through Sup Forums and Bazzo got lost. Has he been here? Know where he went?

fuck off sweaty i made that meme. check the archive

fuck my life

You can drive to Scotland mate

lmaoing at my own life

reckon if you have a paki gf you can slap them about?

RED SURGE

MAY HAS FUCKED IT

safe for work board

why do some escorts refuse to see indians? is it just general sex pestery from them?

Think he went to /lit/

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my undies are stained with cum and i STINK

Why are northern irish referred to as british? I though it was the united kingdom of great Britain (being England, Scotland and Wales) and northern Ireland? So shouldn't they just be referred to as northern irish or from the uk?

*blocks your path*

If you have any gf you can slap them about

the less tax on income and goods would be decent but also it means that services and standard of living are only good in cities . if you live outside that world your life will be worse than average life here because there are fewer provisions redistributed

>oh no, I have to wait 10 minutes at passport control my life is over

fuck off you daft cunt

girl i've seen a couple times won't let me go down on her because she's worried she smells

literally the most paranoid runt going just want to tongue her fanny x

poor hygiene, poor performance, likely to propose. Lots refuse to see blacks and pakis aswell simply because the girls don't feel safe with them

just irish

maybe she has a willy

cuck

Protestants here LARP as being British because "Northern Irish" isn't a real thing and only other option for a recognisable culture is Irish

gonna watch a film now

wow it's actually scary that I do not feel comfortable around white people like ... I actually fucking hate y'all

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*hums The Red Flag*

that first ice cold beer of the day

ahhh
love saturdays

How isn't Northern Irish a thing? They have been a thing and have developed a unique identity based on the troubles they have shared.

>troubles they have shared

MORE THAN A 1K PEOPLE DIE OF CANCER DAILY, I'VE NEVER SEEN A SINGLE TWEET ACKNOWLEDGING THAT, but a bombing effecting white people? RT RT RT

As do I user, but it's Sunday

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No they haven't, the two communities are still self-segregated. There isn't a single aspect of culture in Northern Ireland that isnt Irish or British, there is no overlap and the two communities don't share anything that regular westerners don't all share with each other anyway

When you think of "northern irish culture" you can't just go "uuhhh the war", that's not culture

no point of living in the UK lads

property is too steep so starting a family is a myth. Gonna do one when I can.

THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP, COMRADES

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BELLOWING

Yes the troubles both sides went through. Fucking hell the divide between British and Irish identities is unique to their little province. It is a valid identity as they are different than the Irish republic or any part of Britain.

i still cant believe white people have the audacity to step all over different races. i fucking hate my race and i hope we die off desu

Stunning chebs

boobies

'Ate pakiz
'Ate fwrongers
'Ate lefdists
Love ingerland
Love slagzz
Love pints

Simple as 'la

And the Palestinians didn't exist as unique group until the Israelis happened. What is your point? Simple as.