How far do you cum Sup Forums?
How far do you cum Sup Forums?
don't bother to reply, asshole posts this 60 times a day
sage and move on.
who hurt you?
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7 arbitrary units
imperial arbitrary units?
Maybe a little past my belly button
Like so far, you guys
the best cumshots
This topic fascinates me
They're YUGE, believe me. No one cums farther than me. I've got the bigly loads.
>be me
>haven't gone onto Sup Forums in a while so fuck it
>first thing on Sup Forums is a video of a man showing how far he can cum
>decide it's time to disable internet
not long enough to hit my face
What were you hoping to see? BE HONEST!
Same here
lolli thread
Where is your tape measure ?
>uncommited/10
>dont do this ever again
About 8 feet
What were you watching to get such results?
i once shot my dog in the eye from the other side of the room
I think I have a tape measured video, I'll see if I can find it. It was only 10 feet though
Just regular old porn lol
You need to be more specific. Regular old porn by /b standards can mean a whole lot of really otherwise fucked up shit!!
That is a fair point. Probably something like this
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sauce plz
Negative. It used to have a jello consistency. No shit.
Sounds like you need to hydrate more
When I was a teenager I could hit the ceiling, after that I never really thought about it. My girlfriend made fun of me though cause she says it just dribbles out.
I guess it's probably just due to getting older, but I wonder if it has something to do with trying subconciously to not get jizz on everything and now being able to full on blast cause I'm brainwashed.
looks like you started having diarrhea pantsless in your chair then waddled to the bathroom
I kind of figured that. Drink and drugs you know.
>just dribbling out
That's low test dude. Go get your testosterone count checked.
really?
yeah I'm supposed to get it checked soon, my doctor ordered the test for me, I just have to go do it, and like...you know, it's a pain in the ass, he wants me to get it checked early in the morning so I have to get up early on my off day and blah blah blah
does that mean OP is a test champion?
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usually shoot past the girls head
moar
on the floor? I bet ur not a homeowner.
its cleanable
Why tho? Who cares?
What does PC muscle contraction and urethra size have to do with testosterone?
I came on my hair and the wall behind me
I come from a land down under.
You better run, you better take cover!
always sucks