Bong here moving to de Nederlands this summer
Moving because UK laws are changing and will make my business difficult.
Any advice would be appreciated, especially what areas to look for an affordable apartment with a LOW Muslim population. I work from home to city doesn't matter, anywhere that has internet.
>Moving because UK laws are changing and will make my business difficult
Bunp for Dutchbros
What's your line of business?
Don't go to the Randstad.
Run a porn site. Everything is legal in the UK but the laws are tightening and I may not be able to continue in the future
Why not
The east doesn't have that many muzzies and is mostly free of PC nonsense. It's the most irrelevant part of the Netherlands though.
But as long as you don't do this you should be fine.
>Any advice would be appreciated, especially what areas to look for an affordable apartment with a LOW Muslim population.
imagine being such a braindead racist that you're an incel who works from home and spends more time on the internet than outside, yet just the thought of a nice lady wearing a headscarf living in the apartment next to you is frightening
Can I act in one of your videos?
Thanks ameribro
>Why not
Too many Turks and Maroccans for your liking
Oh yuck, will avoid
Schilderswijk in The Hague has low muslim population, is really affordable and it's a very strategic point to run a business from. I live there too.
Good joke :^)
Muslims are mostly harmless in low concentrations, but once you have a significant population in one place they start becoming cancerous as fuck. Also who'd want to be friends with someone who worships a literal paedophile?
>W-whats in Randstad..?
pic related
Yeah nah.
I hear there are many English speakers in Holland, such as my Dutch friend who is willing to help me with documents and such
So I plan on learning prior to arrival, but its probably a good idea to not socialize until I speak Dutch right? I don't want the locals to see me as a foreigner. How do you guys feel about Brits?
>Schilderswijk in The Hague
>google it
>riots
>orthodox muslims
R U trying to trick me?
after arrival*
God loves all his children but he is not a pedophile
Just talk English the entire time. Dutch people get a boner everytime they get to converse in English.
Muslims are concentrated to the city centers in the west.
But between the cities you have lots of comfy towns which are as white as snow. And from there you can easily reach the bigger cities with no effort.
But if you want to watch your budget it's better to go east. Because then you get a larger house for cheaper.
If you buy a new house then it will likely dramastically increase in price within a year.
Heres an idea
Dutchbros, say your Province, a little about it and if you would recommend it
mate, time to moisten some Dutch vaginers
>have sex with a literal child
>not a paedophile
???
>But if you want to watch your budget it's better to go east. Because then you get a larger house for cheaper. If you buy a new house then it will likely dramastically increase in price within a year.
Sounds fantastic. Assuming EU and UK don't go to war or anything and NL deports/imprisons me I'd love to buy a home there in the countryside
>Run a porn site
Oh fuck you
I think Almere and Groningen still give financial support for new businesses starting there. Maybe something to consider?
Noord-Brabant
City folk think we're farmer trash but we're actually the best Dutch province in the entire country. Reasonable prices, plenty of space, lots of nature and outside of the cities most of the desert scum like to segregate and keep to their own neighbourhoods.
All in all 10/10 wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
Damn nice, I'll look into that?
Isn't Groningen the city thats all cyclist friendly, I think that's great
Lovely, any towns there I should avoid?
I live in the west of utrecht. And it's really beautiful here. But for people who want to live near the big cities, yet want to live in a cheaper house. They often move out of the way to Amersfoort.
Then you can still reach the cities in the west easily without having the same expenses.
>Run a porn site
Kek. Which one?
Most brown people are concentrated in the west of the province so it's best to avoid that region. I live in Den Bosch myself and while it's a lovely city, it's almost impossible to get a rental house if you're looking for one. Like some other user said, it's best to live -near- a city but not in it.
The Netherlands is very regionalistic. Someone from Groningen will recommend Groningen. Someone from Den Bosch will recommend Den Bosch.
You have to keep that in mind. People do not actually move away from their home region here. Because farmers, northerners, westerners, bible beltians and catholics don't mix.
You're not the one who makes furry porn, are you?
you had sex with a child?
He's from Rotherham. Doesn't want any Muslims around so that the field's uncontested.
And someone from the Randstad would never want to live in Groningen because it's the most distant corner of the country with nothing interesting nearby. It's basically a forgotten hellhole.
No its pretty vanilla stuff, our specialization is good photography, 4K etc.
>basically a forgotten hellhole.
oh dear
Ah I see
Why Netherlands? Why not somewhere like Czechia?
Been to Czech
>Lack of good models to employ
>Lingering stench of communism
>Ticks
>ticks
Where the hell have you been?
When I was in Prague one summer some locals mentioned there was a big danger of ticks
Maybe they were just talking about camping
Best beer and Goulash though
>tfw would go back to Czech just for those
I'm obviously talking about their prophet
Yeah, they were talking about woods and stuff. Ticks in the city are almost unheard of.
>lack of good models
Like lack of professionalism or lack of English speaking ones? Because I see models basically left and right.
I don't know, I'm not from Groningen.
When I was making a businessplan I looked up the most business friendly areas for IT. But that was for school at that time (so not for a pr0nbizz obviously) and don't know how the situation is now. You could ask a local bank here for more info. It helped me with planning.
Ja
Simpel. Ben je loonslaaf of zelfstandige ondernemer?
seems like the thread is winding down
Thanks alot Dutchbros for your help, it will be very useful
Good luck. You're doing god's work.
Muhammad? he didn't have sex with a child.
Because he was gay
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