What does /b want for Christmas?
What does /b want for Christmas?
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That little girl can't poop until christmas? The horror.
you already /thread
kek
She can poop. It’ll fall out the leg holes. Problem solved.
Alright OP. I’ll take a stab at this one.
1.
I want more time with my wife. She’s always working (11am-~11pm sometimes later). I rarely see her anymore and it’s been bugging me for awhile now.
2.
I wanna move pretty bad. The fam (in laws mostly) are always up to no good in our lives. Preferably somewhere warmer than here. I’d take almost anywhere in the US right now though.
A kidney transplant
How much you gonna pay me?
These problems user, I feel your pain with them. Don't put it off, I guess would be my advice. If her family is a problem, get them out of your fucking life as soon as possible.
Good luck dude. I hope it works out.
Your wife is fucking another guy. Move on.
Either that or you're not man enough to provide for her. In that case, move on.
Your mom
it means you cant assfuck her until christmas
my two front teef
Oh god fuck off. You're a douche
happiness
A decent nap
that loli ass
Nah she’s not with anyone else. I visit her at work sometimes and she’s always there. Sometimes, when it’s snowy, I even take her in and drop her off and then pick her up after. She’s also got the “Find Family” thing enabled on her iPhone so I can see where she is and she could see where I am.
I’m military. I provide fine. She just wants more $ for extras that aren’t really necessities.
>I’m military.
she's definitely fucking someone else.
The fact that you even replied to my asinine statement says a lot.
Highly doubt it, user. You can tell yourself whatever you want to make yourself feel better though.
KEK
Side bar. Me and this military bro completely cock blocked a Jody last week. Fuck him.
Women can't be trusted. It's up to men to keep them in line.
suggesting no one fucks at work. Or ever leaves the phone/tracking device. Good luck. hope he ain't a nigger.
Where are all the star wars8 spoilers. You faggots are really letting down
Her soles on my face.
I want to be Commandant of my own death camp full of Jews, non-whites, and Marxists of all races.
new life
This.
>I’m military. I provide fine
how do you think that "im military" explains anything at all?
I want to be free of my technology addiction. I'm wasting my life one day at a time and I hate it.
Yay for things you have influence over!
Military pays shit. Unless your constantly doing tours
If all my stocks doubled that'd be nice. In other words I would like money.
A new shirt and a usb/midi cable
Just for fun?
Have u talked to her about it
A president that doesn't act like an SNL character.
Use your addiction to your advantage
Id want that too but at the same time I know wishing that would result in my computer going kapoot then id be sad. So fuck that.
Unless you receive disability.
Most of these fucking "vets" get rated 80% or more disability for some miniscule bullshit.
Hurt shoulders and vagina pains will get you around $2000/mo
>I'm military
I'm a massive faggot.
A girlfriend
I want Luke dies via force projection fighting Kylo Ren and saving Rey
To get fucked anally.
I just have that problem during the winter it's to cold here. It's no good
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas only a hippopotamus will do.
because there is no way she could leave her phone at work for a couple hours, or get fucked at the office
LoL anons trying to plant the seeds of doubt.
Everything is an illusion. Nothing is real. All that you "want" is a lie. Can't you see that?