British man chokes to death on burger

>Be British
>Die
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Holy shit bongcucks are you people for real?

that's what you get for imitating an American. Only an American can safely put down a burger like that.

>chokes trying to eat cheeseburger in one bite
and nothing of value was lost

He couldn't handle that much freedom at once.

A fatal dose.

>Be American
>Exist only on burger
>Die of heart attack at 25

>choking on a burger
>burger

It's like pottery :')

Hey ahmeds, shouldn't you ban assault burgers now? Pretty dangerous 2BeeQuiteHonestf4m

BAN ASSAULT BURGERS

Snap

DON'T BE A BUGGER
BIN THAT BURGER

was the burger with pork?

OI YOU CHEEKY WANKER YOU GOT A LICENCE FOR THAT BURGER!?!?

Ate burgers Thursday and Friday. Going to have pancakes now and grill some hotdogs later.

Not fat. Not unhealthy. Exercise regularly. 6'2" 185 lbs.

Euros unquestionably BTFO.

Too much freedom for him.

>Eating burgers
>in UC (United caliphate)
>in 2016

Absolutely haram, shouldn't you be at the mosque at this time by now? Stop posting, start praying

>

My 12 month old is eating a burger right now and he only has a few teeth. Even he's not retarded enough to swallow before chewing.

How can Brits even compete

>wales

Who cares. Wales a shit.

/thread

Fuckin' casual

the burgers of America are too pure for any slave to breathe

don't worry abi. That burger is halal beef from turkish cow industry.

inshallah.

>British man chokes to death on burger

Burgers surrender bins when?

The meaty menace has to stop.

Surely this was allahs will
the burger must not have been halal

burgers will soon be banned in UK anyway
inshallah

>The meaty menace has to stop.

american justice knows no borders

>not man enough to survive a burger

This is tragic.

Choking is no laughing matter. It is scary as fuck and you need to know how to help your loved ones if it happens to them, or you will feel like a beta loser the rest of your life as your stupid ass let someone die.


Heimlich Maneuver:
youtube.com/watch?v=7CgtIgSyAiU

Chopper Method:
youtube.com/watch?v=wyo0yRwOQUY

Time for Britian to ban assault sandwiches

YUROPOORS AND BRITKEKS UNQUESTIONABLY BTFO

He died with the taste of freedom on his lips. Not many bongs can say that.

BAN ASSAULT BURGERS
SAVAGE AMERICAN BARBARIANS MAKE WEAPONIZED FOOD

too much freedom for one man

WARNING: May be leathal if you're a Euro cuck.

literally lol'd

people choke to death all the time whats the big deal?

the british mans anatomy had not evolved to accommodate the power the burger holds within like the american mans anatomy has and thus a very predictable outcome that could have been avoided altogether with simple foreigner education classes before their allowed to freely roam our streets combined with warning signs at every burger shop. this makes me sad and enraged! NOT ONE MORE. we need to start a campaign against the burger lobby and get some sensible bugger laws passed! a 700 calorie burger? this is now what our forefathers had in mind when they said "freedom" who needs a 700 calorie burger? what purpose does that serve? this is ridiculous! our country has turned into a burger crazy society. we need to stop this #NOTONEMORE

Nanny state britcuck gets a taste of freedom and dies. No wonder your government keeps its watchful eye and keeps you on a tight leash. Freedom can kill you.

Pussy.

Nanny state saves live bro.

>choking on burger

Lol your not American. Bin yourselves britcucks

He shamed your country even further

we have the freedom to wire our televisions into our pools. some pay the price, but their sacrifices are not in vain

>bongs literally choking on freedom

Must have been an African Swallow

90% of those death are probably niggers or trailer trash (white niggers) anyway.

DELETE TH-
>Wales
kek

He tried to be an American but failed.

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