Let'd play the Walmart Game.
you have to buy three (3) things to freak out/scare the cashier the most. what do you buy?
Bonus points if what you buy gets you arrested or investigated by the FBI...
I'll go first...
Chainsaw, a "Sorry for your loss" card and sleeping pills...
a tarp, a zucchini and lube.
>Family pack of flavored condoms
>The Wiggles DVD
>Children's night time cough medicine
Garbage Bags
Axe
Sleeping Pills
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If were trying to get investigated by the police,
A pressure cooker, Disposable phone and backpack
>A zucchini
>Condoms
>Beginners guide to magic
Donuts
Donut Holes
Super Glue
I would probably shit myself
Parachute pants
Brill cream
condoms
duct tape
ski mask
Dressed like pic related.
bread, milk, and eggs
>making french toast
>Brita water filter
>24 pack of bottled water
>Reusable water bottle
Condoms
Condoms
Axe Body Spray
>rope
>axe
>chloroform
A lamp, chocolate milk, and a a spark plug wrench.
I leave the chocolate milk sitting unattended.
>chloroform
>at walmart
Toaster
Extension cord
Bath plug
A pregnancy test, a package of wire coat hangers, and a bag of lye.
>lube
>toothpaste
>glue
You can't just buy chloroform you fucking idiot.
Taco kit
White underwear
Laundry detergent
candy
rope
plastic bags
>sleeping pills
>clothes hanger
>”welcome to motherhood!” card
>cocaine
>heroin
>DMT
... not from the actual store, just AT the store. that's the only way you could ever get arrested or investigated for buying something at walmart.
YOU ARE A FUCKIN PSYCHO
How could mankind get to this point?
Everything of your superglue idea disgusts me so much that makes me hard
Three copies of the same Nickelback CD
tampons
rolling paper
lighter
> a prop gun
>Tactical knife
> The great bank robbery movie DVD
That was my thought. Gotta go through sigma-aldrich or some other faggot provider.
>generic phallic vegetable, vaseline, and a ski mask comment goes here.
Do better.
>bleach, bleach, and a funnel so I can pour it down my throat before I leave the store.
Good one
>Xbox OneX
>Playstation 4 controller
>Super Mario Odyssey
Make sure I check out at the electronics department register
>sleeping pills
>viagra
>glue
you can buy ether though, which does pretty much the same thing.
car battery
jumper cables
pillow case
Happy Birthday cake, rat poison, and a condolence card.
thats quite gay
Cotton balls, rubber bands, young female's underwear.
Always gets weird looks.
>Pacifier
>Adult diapers
>Baby oil
socks
vaseline
bedtime for peppa nook
book
A shot gun, shot gun shells, and nice stationery/hallmark card
Oragel
Lube
A live lobster
bowling ball
motor oil
shoe horn
>A sponge
>A single glass
>A rubber glove
Roll of duct tape
2 gallons of gas
box of matches
cucumber
laxatives
dental dams
an entire box of bubble gum
1 drinking glass
a sausage.
I haven't seen lobsters at Walmart in a very long time
You fucking monster.
Stop reminding me that I havnt left my house since 2003
Rubber gloves
Viagra
A bib
A rifle, water bottle, pack of steel wool
a child's potty chair
a case of laxatives
a sifter
this is so fucking perfect
hulk fist
lube
sexy underwear
>propane
>gas mask
>large black trash bags
the largest container of hummus I can find
miralax
catchers mit
>Sexy Underwear
>Walmart
My friend from college once bought exactly three things:
Vaseline
Tissues
Greeting Card
The clerk looked at him suspiciously.
Clear vinyl tubing
Ex-Lax
Duct Tape
Donuts Holes - wtf it's a real thing
why would condoms come in family packs
donuts, donut holes, superglue
compressor
air hammer
ky jelly
>air hammer
>Wal-Mart
it's not a tool truck, m8
Shovel
Plastic sheeting
Lime
donuts, donut holes, superglue
Hunting rifle
knife sharpener
gas can
In case you wanna go family style on her
Right? Aren't they to prevent needing family packs?
>candy
>fishing rod
>children's book
>lube
Couldn't make it weird with just 3
...
An oven, a doll, and a hannukah sweater for the doll.
A cucumber, a pack of condoms, and vaseline
Adult diapers, bulk cucumbers, laxatives
I like the way you think
>Jumper cables
>Sturdy office chair
>Duct tape
Banjo
Lube
Sewing kit
donuts, donut holes, superglue
Cucumber
Bra
Bag of navel oranges
>paint thinner
>pseudoephedrine
>brake fluid
>baseball bat
>magnum condoms
>lube
Chloroform, rope and candy. Would also park my van rigth in front of the shop so she can see me spray paint "free candy" in it
Quran
Fertilizer
Gasoline
Lets do this.....
Bleach
Anal douching kit
Catnip
>Quran
>Fertilizer
>pressure Cooker
>whisper "ahlan wa sahlan, allahu ackbar" as I finish paying
M&M's
Skittles
One bowl
Good thinking, you don't want the cucumber to get yourself pregnant.
Mods
>lube
>6 ft of battery powered christmas lights
>a "Happy Holidays!" card
Lube
Sleeping Pills
Dog Treats
Largest bag of fertilizer I can find,
Some length of electrical wiring,
Egg timer.
>home enema kit
>a bottle of hot sauce
>child sized baseball bat
You buy bleach and ammonia and mix them together.
OMG!!!!!!!
IM DYING!!!!!!
video camera. baby toys. lube.
>Watermelon Half
>Watermelon Half
>Duct tape
Sick fuck. Think of the children.
