ITT: things that are better than music

Getting pegged in the ass

pumping penise

saging this thread

reporting people announcing sage

silence

complaining about music you don't like

>marge simpson will never insert her 12inch horsecock strap on up your ass

Going onto youtube and searching "bart the general"

Doing charts and assembling albums you like with patrician album covers

getting drunk

literally anything

>marge will never anally violate you with her 2 foot blue barnet

>he still listens to music
can't get more pleb than that

For me it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

I havent came in 2 months i would honestly take that rite now to relieve my prostate in some form

...

Why haven't you busted in two months?

Literally nothing wrong with this

Save time on sleeping (after like a week you only need 4-5 hours a night)

christ i still remember this thread, i didnt think this post would get so many replies and become a small meme

how

i dunno dude just happens.

Every time you ejaculate you permanently expend vital energy. After a while of not expending this energy, it travels through the rest of your body and rejuvenates you. Some Taoist masters stated that each ejaculation is equivalent to a permanent loss of three drops of blood.

Who gives a shit about dali lama lol

>it's real

>Some Taoist masters stated that each ejaculation is equivalent to a permanent loss of three drops of blood.
lol well that's just good hard science.

so i lost like gallons of blood in high school? can i get it back if i stop now?

more like each week you don't ejaculate you get 500000 cells of cancer

i never hear about monks gettin cancer