Hohoho! What do you want for Christmas user?

Hohoho! What do you want for Christmas user?

my eyesight back

happiness

10.000 bitcoins you red wearing polar freak. How many elves did you rape? A million? A billion? TELL ME!

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180 CFU

All I want for Christmas is you.

GTX TITAN V

The power to stop and start time.

>stop time
>be frozen for all eternity cause you stopped yourself and cant start time again

Great idea user.

I want my daughter to stop identifying as male. And to go to college. And to not be so fucking hostile. All the fucking time.

In the movie click he didn't freeze. So that doesn't make sense.

>a movie

U FUCKING WOT

one last christmas with my dad

I want big tiddy goth gf

I want a Red Ryder 200 shot range model air rifle!

die in my sleep

my father to come back from the store

An AR-15 please I promise I’ll use it well santa

This big tiddy goth gf

Thicc
I hate phones

The lower 2/3 of a female

Back when I was your age, son, we used to call them niggerblasters.

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A new Galaxy Note 8.

Complex Wish:
A pile of cash containing at least >10M$ falls on me, killing me. The cash remains clean. The cash is never searched for, and is forgotten. My parents become reach thanks to my death.
It would be a nice death.

you'll shoot yer eye out