I just bought The Satanic Bible and The Necronomicon. How do I get these gay things to work?
I just bought The Satanic Bible and The Necronomicon. How do I get these gay things to work?
Bentley Brooks
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Justin Ortiz
>the necronomicon
Nigger... it's not even a real book, ffs
Luis Fisher
Are you fucking dumb?
Christian Lee
Take your bait and fuck off
Kayden Gomez
>How do I get these gay things to work?
Have you tried turning them off and on again?
Brayden Myers
Hey guys it's me again. I tried to summon a succubus but I don't think my friend told me how to do it right. Which book in the OP has better instructions?
Ryder Davis
demons aren't real
Jayden Rodriguez
I want to summon a succubus to
Grayson Phillips
Have you tried plugging either in?
Jordan Hernandez
Lies.
Every time bang on the wall demanding tendies at the top of my lungs an evil and vile succubus slams open my door and makes me go to bed early.
Angel Peterson
Go back to /x/
Matthew Edwards
You have to sacrifice your dog
Levi Russell
Shove them up your ass.
Robert Bailey
Practice, but the satanic bible is bullshit.
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Careful.
John Young
Eat your parents gain all there combined weight then take a fat shit in ever page of the books and draw a pentagram from said shit then...wait what were we talking about again?
Luke Diaz
This guy here says you're lying. Also says he's a demon.
Chase Long
Mans skelly chick is really scary.
Ian Perry
She wouldn't let me.
Dylan Long
I need pictures op, cult stuff is interesting
Carson Brooks
Shill alert.
Caleb Torres
Wut?
Mason Watson
I've summoned four succubuses using The Satanic Bible that's whut.
Samuel Phillips
sure ya did pal
Xavier Sullivan
Found the guy who can't even summon a succubus. I bet you've never crashed a blood orgy either.
Christian Carter
bet you haven't either
Xavier Butler
chek'd
Oliver Parker
Well no. You have to be invited to a blood orgy. Fucking newfags, I swear.
Eli Hall
you are the one that said about crashing
Jaxson Hughes
That doesn't make sense tho
Anthony Morris
you don't make sense tho
Thomas Martin
That doesn't make sense either
Parker Perez
neither does that
Brandon Cooper
We'll see what Satan has to think about this.
Jeremiah Russell
get him on the phone or what ever
Christian Carter
Satan doesn't even use a phone says so in The Necronomicon
Zachary Brown
Fax him then
Joseph Anderson
make them kiss, obviously
Not a single wizard in this thread, I'm surprised
Adrian Lopez
ok brb
Ethan Nelson
ow my intestines