Memes edition.
/brit/+/newbrit/
Colton Bennett
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Nathaniel Hughes
*taps gopro as i filter past you at dangerous speed*
YOUTUBE MATE YOU'RE GONNA BE ON IT
Dominic Hernandez
HUNT THE RUNT
MAKE IT SQUEAL
Alexander Bennett
hate it
just hate it
Caleb Young
IVE BECOME
SO NUMB
Jack Anderson
*reads with great interest*
Robert Miller
Gonna keep drinking.
Maybe go for a curry.
Think about how terribly alone I am.
Anthony Nguyen
>losing a presidential election campaign to Mr Bog Fart
Aiden Diaz
Hunter Ward
australia
pamant romanesc
Joseph Carter
oh that's not a good look
fear i end up looking like that if i ever go bald
Eli Young
fantastic post
was there anything in particular that inspired the wording?
David Anderson
good one mate ;)
Josiah Davis
same but I don't even like curry
James Collins
Who /incel/ here
Landon Rodriguez
poh-kee-mahn GO to the polls
Ian Scott
*places a mini saddle on the curve*
nah
Eli Long
*doesn't let the sun go down on me*
Ryan Howard
>president Poonald Dongshart
Carter Ramirez
Kind of always kneeeeeeeeew
Gabriel Lewis
which watchlists do you think youre on lads
Joshua Watson
Hello from Norway.
Jaxson Mitchell
Jace Lopez
no gf
no job
no friends
literally might as well kill myself
Chase Barnes
>enjoy cooking and be good at it
>the gf wants to cook for me whenever she's around
>she's shite at it
>spergs out if I offer to teach her
>stuck eating awful food and can't even comment about what she could have done differently or she will start crying
Gabriel Flores
im not really sure - i think i would be but ive never even tried to be a normie so i can't say with certainty
Ryan Lewis
Germans have no place in the human race
Gavin Taylor
gf is coming home in 20 minutes and I STILL haven't finished my wank
oh dear oh dear
Michael Davis
life sure is depressing lads.
>work a stressful job
>earn above average wages but still confined to a flatshare that i despise
>sleep-deprived
>diet consists of starving and binge-eating
>too tired during my free-time to do anything productive that I want to do, just end up shitposting.
>no friends
>no prospect for a girlfriend
>crave weekends but don't ever do anything interesting on them
>in the process of changing jobs, so this year I won't get holidays.
>working just to survive with a vague hope it will all turn out better at some point in the future
Gavin Jenkins
I only consider Reddit for intellectual discussion because people have usernames they quickly learn to know the trolls and stop replying
Here it's just a shitpostmfest
Jaxon Evans
rhymes with nuslims
Michael Foster
all of them
Henry Morris
MI5 is probably watching me for all the pro-IRA stuff i post haha
*puts a nailbomb in their wheelie bin*
Anthony Turner
hate people who believe in justice and equality.
just a convenient neutral point for disadvantaged people.
the only biologically authentic ideals are self-interest and dominance tempered by the social contract.
Connor Baker
fuck off deano
Evan Robinson
the "lads who've shagged this yank runts nan" list
Gabriel Jackson
stop wanking and fuck her when she arrives
daftie
Cameron Hughes
>I only consider Reddit for intellectual discussion because people have usernames they quickly learn to know the trolls and stop replying
Noah Gonzalez
Never dealing with White Women again.
Joseph Rivera
Is that so?
*beats you to death while you praise me for following nature's way*
Adam Nelson
>tfw 29 year old virgin
Samuel Turner
What does/did your dad do, /brit/?
Mine was a quality assurance executive for a soft drink company.
Good money and benefits, but ultimately meaningless work.
Gabriel Evans
Just copped this
*starts singing luck be a lady tonight while dancing with cane*
Matthew Watson
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
Joseph Price
Parker Smith
>Women
No thanks, I'll stick with boys x
Noah Reed
can't believe I'm sharing a thread with utter specimens like you
Logan Reed
social contract, lad
if you want people randomly beating you up and stealing, go live in the hood
Jack Peterson
physics teacher
eventually head of the science department.
Camden Perez
except the downvotes prevent any discussion and just make every thread a circlejerk depending on which group got there first
Angel Jones
Hei fra Norge!
Evan Ortiz
>Boys
No thanks, i'll stick with men
Blake Ramirez
well fuck off to reddit then you cretin. as if you'd have anything remotely intellectual to say about anything, you fucking ponce.
Isaiah Cox
similar problems here
Ayden Long
Learning about Ireland lads
Dominic Gomez
Fuck off yank you don't get the deano gimmick
Never signed a contract
Tyler Hughes
Hmm... will I be taking the time of out of my browsing of this /brit/ thread to open not one, not two, not three, not four but five separate links to external websites? Will I be opening each of those links, digesting the material on the other side of each one independently before moving on to the next and then finally constructing a post which ties together a coherent response building upon the content of all 5 links? Will I be doing all that, taking quite possibly upwards of 20 minutes of my free time all for the sake of perhaps one or two potential (You)s? No I won't be doing that. And I won't be opening any other links posted by yourself or anyone else ITT because I do not under any circumstances open links posted in these threads.
Justin Davis
Reminder that curfews, stop and frisk, strip searches, internment and unlawful executions were performed in Northern Ireland because of the risk of 100 IRA members.
However, it would, for some reason that I still haven't discerned, be entirely against the rule of law and order to deport some of the muslim terrorists apparently and instead we must give them more things for free.
William Price
you sure seem like a pussy
Gavin Cox
been on bennies for about 10 years
I even had a job during some of that time, although I've moved out a few years back
Jaxon Torres
simply shannot be reading a single letter of this drivel
Owen Peterson
Halloen fra Noreg da vet du!
James Scott
HOWLING at the fact that people on here make fun of reddit, meanwhile they sit in the same thread all day full of NEETS telling us they "just did a poo"
Thomas Kelly
>crying about being lonely
quite like my own company 2bh. had friends at one point but was never really too attached to them and usually felt like a third wheel anytime I was around them so just stopped bothering to keep in contact with them
>no I don't have a facebook account or any of the 20 million subsequent social media platforms that have popped up in the interim
Easton Johnson
can't find my wallet with 15 ether in it hahaha
Jeremiah Torres
>let's cook together
problem solved
Oliver Foster
I'd have some cheek and jowl off that.
Nothing wrong with using every part of the animal.
Don't think I could do eye or brain though.
Josiah Wright
>quite like my own company
t. small business owner
Jose Reyes
>well fuck off to reddit then you cretin. as if you'd have anything remotely intellectual to say about anything, you fucking ponce.
Adrian Powell
mate's gf is really lovely
Samuel King
*squirts some hot diarrhea into your gob*
hehe fuck off to reddit mate
Luke Anderson
Just read a book you child
Justin Jones
not one letter registered
John Perry
i don't mind not having friends.
the lack of a gf causes a pain in my bosom.
Lucas Ramirez
you're my inspiration
Sebastian Martin
I hate it when people just murder each other, absolutely nigger tier behaviour.
Camden Sanchez
don't think normos have ever had an original thought in their entire lives. just programmed consumers from birth.
Owen Davis
I hope you were exaggerating when you wrote this
Christopher Murphy
Don't care that much
Luke Lopez
Muslims are very good at that.
Jordan Diaz
Right on.
What do you usually eat in England btw? What's the most common meal?
Grayson Cook
Is this one of your original thoughts? Of course not, you just parrot what you hear on Sup Forums, you're worse than "normos" in every possible way
William Wilson
When do you think Apple / Samsung will need to reset their marketing numbers for new phones?
Like it would be terribly uncool to release "the new iPhone 26" or "the new Samsung Galaxy S17".
Owen Campbell
yeah, thinking about video games and not having a gf or social life is so much more profound
Elijah Carter
>What's the most common meal?
spaghetti bolognese
Leo Phillips
beans on toast
Hunter Allen
...
Caleb Murphy
Kys please
Jace Cox
...
Adam Kelly
No meals for us lad, it's Ramadan
Kevin Reyes
turkey twizzlers
Ryder Jenkins
Tyler Nelson
crisp sandwiches
Elijah Davis
agreed. dog nonces should be put to death
Jeremiah Ross
Sunday roast, fish n chips, full english breakfast, shepherds pie, cottage pie, casserole, stew, sandwiches.
Lucas Myers
nah its accurate.
I'm sleep deprived for 2 reasons which may seem silly to you.
My housemates wake up at 5 in the morning and make noise in the morning that wakes me up most days - earplugs seem to fall out of my ears.
I usually go to bed too late to deal with this, because i only get round to cooking at about 7pm and i only finish eating at 10pm
Carson Martin
Here we are...
Xavier Sullivan
Don't care
Charles Lewis
the gf
James Thompson
if i ever met an all powerful genie i'd wish for there to be a new adam sandler movie every 4 months