Anyone here ever have sex with someone famous?

Anyone here ever have sex with someone famous?

Other urls found in this thread:

opensource.com/life/15/8/patricia-torvalds-interview
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

yes

̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶o̶m̶n̶e̶ ̶f̶a̶m̶o̶u̶s̶

fixed

underrated post

WWF’s Molly Holly.
She immediately regretted it too. But I don’t care.

My ex is pretty well known around the mid state area.
Whore

Nice how'd you meet her

i had sex with kevin spacey when i was 13. he plied me with honey wine.

Had a dream i had a threesome with kayli butler and mommytard.

A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces

I banged Gillian Anderson in 1996

same but it was michael jackson, he told me to dress like a girl and i must sit on his lap because he was dressed as santa claus

No. But about 10 years ago I was out with a girl I was seeing and a bunch of friends at a bar. Dan Aykroyd chatted my girl up and they left together, I didn’t even know he was there.

Story? Was she any good?

Had sex with someone in porn. Think she's retired now, haven't seen anything new in years. Guess that's close enough.

there is no rating on her you little nigger.

I got invited to a wrap party for the fourth season of X-Files, someone had told me she was a coke fiend so I picked some up before I went. Turns out she was and an 8 ball got her into a hotel room. She was fiery as fuck and had a completely unkempt cooch

I had sex with Olivia Wilde. Hot body, sex was boring as shit

>She was fiery as fuck
Elaborate

She got coked up and fucked for hours. She'd hammer down a fat rail every 30-40 minutes

Boring sex with a hot actress? Is that even possible? What happened?

Absolutely. Hot chicks fuck like tranquilized mattresses. If you want the best sex of your life, get a chubby 6

I mean the sex wasn't that bad. It just wasn't what I expected. I guess people imagine sex with famous people more exciting that it is. They are just people after all

This

That's life.... Did you came inside at least?

Yes

It was back in 2002
And I worked at a place she frequently visited. She was having a bad few weeks and I caught her in a pretty vulnerable time, I knew she wrestled but I pretended I didn’t know much about it. I think I was a rebound fuck and like I said I was totally okay with it being a rebound regret. Because I got mine too heh

I fucked Sophia Bush

I banged the famous girl that sings and acts. You know the one

I worked in porn. One day my manager asked me if I want to do a shoot with Sasha Grey. I said yes. Shit was fucking cash

>famous girl that sings and acts
that's a very long list, you know... name and details?

not super famous but I fucked Danni Wang a few years back after this fundraiser i went to through work. it was pretty fucking amazing

Understand sarcasm, fag

I worked as a chef at wendy's. One day my manager asked me if I want to take a day of unpaid vacation. I said yes and masturbated 24h to Sasha Grey. Shit was fucking cash

What? Are you 12 or is it your first day here?

You know the one. The one with the boobs and ass who's very popular. Shit was money

*you're first day

Nice try, but samefagging so hard is not funny. Best luck next time, bro.

Nope it’s your

New pasta?

no, but fucking me made some people famous

Two would be mine follow the convo..

Don't be jelly o got famous poon

lel

>he thinks any two posts being made by the same person is samefagging

You got cucked by 2007 Dan Akroyd? Wow. That's just.... depressing.

damn you're old as fuck user

Are you retarded? There is a posters count lol

>he doesn't use clover for ultimate /comfy/ Sup Forums android experience
Why user?

yep, i know the one you are talking about

fiance of first league football (soccer) player cheated on him with me.

/thread

Will look into it. What's one selling point

I sucked a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole once.

I had a three-way with Christopher Walken and Elizabeth Hurley on Elton John's motoryacht in 2002.

Story?

I fucked alyson court from big comfy couch. Shit was tight.

yes. great fuck.

Its amazing how many Sup Forumsros fucked famous people. Stars they're just like us.

this is so oddly specific, i'm actually inclined to believe a story on here for once

I fucked Beau Garrett too

>*you're first day
>you are first day

Mong detected

Around 90% is shitposting, but I have no doubt a lot of famous or semifamous people post here. They can post here like random people because Sup Forums is an user board.

Dan the Can, are you?

how is highschool going?

I fucked Liz Phair in late 1994. Met her at an after-show party at Sheffield's in Chicago. She sucked my cock in the parking lot before I took her back to my buddy's apartment. She was cool. Got her number, called her once, she was distant like maybe she didn't even remember who I was. It was odd.

Only oral sex? Such a shame, but that's better than nothing. Did she spit or swallow?

I’ve fucked Linus torvalds’s daughter a few times actually, AMA

opensource.com/life/15/8/patricia-torvalds-interview

keep dreaming buddy, Sup Forums is just us freaks and probably mostly stupid teenagers.

I got a yeast infection from a b-lister named AnnaLynne McCord back in 2010.

No, perhaps I wasn't clear. I took her back to my buddy's apartment in a high rise on California Ave and we fucked. I actually fucked her on a waterbed. I think it's the last time I fucked on a waterbed. Fucking on a waterbed was a lot of work. I honestly do not remember if she spit or swallowed. She probably swallowed, because years later she wrote a song about guzzling cum. Clearly she was fucking a lot of different dudes back then. I never considered myself part of an elite club. It was early-90's Chicago. There was a lot of love going around.

Does getting a blowjob count?

I guess nobody believes me. Linus did invent the Linux kernel after all.

Not according to Slick Willy

Grabbing at straws/10. Nobody cares about your pitiful attempt at famefucking.

Ajit Pai is fucking me in the ass right at this moment.

like I said there was a fundraiser at an event hall a few years ago and I went to with some people at my company.

She was there as a presenter (because thats what you do at fundraisers, you get TV stars to give old men random awards for philanthropy). She was pretty approachable, and I had no idea who she was (because why would I?). We were sitting at adjacent tables, but pretty much right next to/behind each other. After a few rounds of drinks at the bar and at the tables amongst others, I started getting a bit flirty but lighthearted. Basically just built that up through the night until the end and I threw out the idea of getting a nightcap at a place across the street and surprisingly she agreed.

We went to this other place and she told me about how it's hard for a chinese actress to break it in America but that she's been getting callbacks for some decent TV roles but wants to eventually do movies.

We went back to her hotel and to say she's in shape is an understatement. I'm in pretty good shape myself but her body was statuesque...just seeing her naked would have been a treat in and of itself. It definitely made me step my game up and she can dish it out just as well as she can take it. Her full tits were beautiful bouncing on my dick and I loved cumming all over her soft toned ass.

You use devices that use the man’s tech every day of your life. Hell I’d bet my dick that the Sup Forums servers run some form of Linux.

Repeating digits signify truth.

They got rid of clover didnt they?

I used to be a male prostitute, I have had sex with a few famous people, both male and female. For all of them, I have signed a non disclosure agreement. But to give you a clue. I worked exclusively in the UK and they are British famous people that are also very well known in the US

yeah, well I fucked a girl who owned a Mercedes that was made by Mercedes which was started by a guy who called his daughter Mercedes and thought it would be a good name for his car. I bet even Sup Forums users have travelled in a Mercedes.

I envy you.

Lol it’s cool. I knew people wouldn’t believe me.

>Anyone here ever have sex with someone famous?

Also, how much did it cost??

Cool story.

Had sex with Natalie Portman on the set of Leon: The Professional. She was high on meth and we had anal in Gary Oldmans trailer.

He's right, I'm Brett Farve, post my wang in just a sec

So jelly if true. Greentext of it?

who? also most porn stars escort so it's not a big deal