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gf material edition.

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What happens in those two?

not sure what that is but i might put my willy in it?

I'm ruthless lads

NONCE NONCE NONCE XXXXXXDDDDDDDD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA FUCK OFF YANK NIGGRE FUCK OFFF HAHAHAHZHEDNEHZHAHBZAA

*tickles you*

i had a false rape accusation and got a semi when having my penis swab taken at the police station

i bet YOU'RE fun at parties

learn how to have a laugh mate!

sue

Fuck this, someone make a new thread

gonna be in Japan in October if any man wants to meet up

planet: me
population: 1
composition: bf material 100%

where my nonces at?

Are you happy that Norway will always protect the UK with its glorious and terrifying navy?

4 posts above yours

oregato, bruce-sama

PEE PEE POO POO BUM WILLY BUM BUM!

I should fuck so, considering you colonised us and oppressed our culture for centuries.

PAY REPARATIONS

GIB LAND

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the ideal gf situation:

living apart, meet up every other day to eat together and watch a film or just chat (and have sex) and also go out with each other to do stuff.

Do you guys think that we'll be able to genetically breed pokemon waifus in our lifetimes?

flat earth is real

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WILLY WILLY WILLY ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARRRRRSSSSEEEEEE BRRRRAAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAAAAPAPAAPAPAPAPAAAAAABRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPA

The 'io

imagine having a coast like that

BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM WILLY poo, simple as.

bum poo

>be normie
>pretend to enjoy parties like it's a time to let loose and have fun
>most of them are extremely self conscious, uptight and socially anxious
why havent we culled them yet?

This. The Vikangz looted and pillaged mother england of her riches. You plundered us voraciously. Now it's time to foot the bill, Nord man

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Hate willy/poo posters.
Love pints.

'ple as.

need to get in an internet argument over catholicism

I NEED ADVICE

I NEED ADVICE

MUSLIMS BOMBED MANCHESTER TWICE

>work in a call centre
>no less than 3 (three) separate people on department currently on sick leave for suicidal ideation

seriously lads you should work in a call centre it's a good laugh

bum poo wee wee poo bum

>be abnormie
>pretend to be above it all when it comes to normies
>fixated on them because its actually them is who rejecting you, not vice versa

That sounds pretty nice tbqh. Living together could be better though, to pool money

mum just rang me up to tell me she's broken up wit her boyfriend. That one didn't last long - a new record I think

bizarre thing is the roastie thinks I care? ahahah

Romanian.

i am fun at parties. i can do all kinds of contortionist tricks with my limbs, and i'm a bit of a dab hand at mixing if i do say so myself haha. but lets be honest, i someone came to a party, stood in the middle of the room and started shoulting WILLY BUM POO WILLY BUMBUM POO WILLY, someone would phone their care taker to come get them.

What is the key to a delicious curry? I feel like some good food despite it being 4am

work in a call centre and want to kill myself

PEE PEE POO POO

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i work in a call centre. it's a pretty tame one all things considered, but I still fucking hate it

got tuesday off so the runts left at work are going to have fun with the bank holiday backlog. haha runts

Do you do PPI or something?

is that a projection?

imagine being awake at 4 am

why hasn't jezza announced UBI

I don't need to imagine it desu. I live in pic related.
>yfw we have loot on display in our museums.

willy willy BUM BUM POO POO fart

fart poo?

a willy willy bum bum fart poo!

simple as

lived with a gf before.

did my head in. all my autistic pursuits and preferences had to be binned. also you inevitably begin arguing about shit.

the quality of the ingredients above all, you can add lemon as well

BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM

I can feel poo, coming out the bum tonight

Oh pee

I've been waiting for this willy, all my fart

PUT TOOTHPASTE ON MY WILLY HOLE!!!

>BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM
said the frog

>when Tim posts 4 similar pictures, 2 smiling and 2 serious

>I still fucking hate it
Yeah it's total shite.

Nah, work for a large financial services company. Can't be more specific because doxxable info but it's a company that you and everyone ITT has definitely heard of. I'd go so far as to say that anyone who watches telly has seen one of our adverts in the last week.

anyone fancy a game of willy wars after school? pls no pooing this time

Sylveon
Gay type Pokemon from the 6th generation.
Essentially fur-bait in Pokemon form which evolves via the molestation simulator they added.

annoys me that the tories would refuse to do Universal Income, just because they're puritanical about doing work.

RETURN OUR RELICS AND STOLEN ARTIFACTS YOU IMPERIAL PIGDOGS

>pool money with a female
have you lost your mind

looks like a cool place desu

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slathered my cock and balls with toothpaste once for a laugh and it felt like they were freezing and burning at the same time

interesting sensation

than living alone

I'VE GOT TO PRAISE YOU LIKE I SHOULD

>unironic supporter of IRA
>supports it being flooded with pakis

yes of course
universal income in a country of 60million people would work

mate if i wanted to read the labour manifesto i would have googled it

Yes, but living in Australia i don't even know what those ingredients are.

I think rice is used, not pasta. It's basically the rice version of spaghetti bolognese, but with curry instead of bolognese, right?

Help us annex Denmark and we have got ourselves a deal.
It's nice, but also a bit boring.

they can do it again if they like
would rather have viking invaders than muslim invaders

POO IS COMING OUT OF MY WILLY

yes masser

>It's nice, but also a bit boring.
the so-called life

on the search for a partner, a soulmate, a teammate in the game of life

well i've never had a gf or been friends with a girl so i don't know
there must be some thrifty women though right

would love to live alone in a nice terrace house

>show is praised by leftists for depicting minorities
>it depicts them as extremely dysfunctional even more so then normal characters in comedies
Seriously.

steak is still defrosting and wont be ready for a while! yet i would imagine

quality thread

it might sound absurd.

but think how absurd a generation of people enslaved in pointless work like call-centres is?

consumerism is a dead-end. there should be a less economic growth. less materialism. in exchange for more free time.

>xenofeminism

Is that about aliens?

Fuck off, British scum (not include Scottish, English, Welsh or north Irish)

>everyone on /brit/ works in a call centre

That explains the rorke posting

>steak is still defrosting

You know you have to leave it at room temperature for 24hrs right?

whos on the lash tonight? jonno? dazzla? should be an absolutely mad one

all women are thrifty
experts in the divorce court industry

ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHICH ONE OF YOU CUNTS DID THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE HERE TOOK A FUCKING SHITE........ IN ME FUCKING PINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELL GO ON?????? NOONE GOING TO SPEAK UP???!?!??!?!!!

FUCKING CUNTS THE LOTTA YOU

no i dont and you dont

there aren't enough fedoras in the world

yeah but you need to make a sauce, google the ingredients for that.

then buy curry and all the stuff, after the dish is finished, you can add some lemon. But that's more of a personnal taste, maybe you won't like it

just a bit o' banter lad

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real islam has never been tried

Icelandic game of thrones mong is throwing a tantrum about getting beaten by England's brave Eddie hall at world's strongest man LOL

they should be proletarians