Goto Hot Topic cause it's the only store I know that carries what I'm looking for

>Goto Hot Topic cause it's the only store I know that carries what I'm looking for
>Love the shit out of Pokemon
>see a dudebro chad wearing the hoodie I'm about to buy
>Tell him it looks good on him
>tells me he loves Pokemon and that he loves the original series
>ask him if he plays the games or TCG
>looks at me like I asked him a physics question
>"Why don't you play the games? The Manga? The TCG? The Show?"
>Asks me why he would do any of that when he's got "real life" things to do
>>Goes home and watches family guy on netflix like it's crack

Why are normies such dumbshits?
It's not about Pokemon, it's about the fact that normies dive into "what's popular" at the time and act like it's cool. Fuck, I've had the same hoodie, same shirts and so on for years and I love them all.

Why are normies such fuckin posers to shit?

cool another fake greentext story

I live in the south so I see this a lot actually.

lol

>Goto Hot Topic cause I am high on crack and need to steal things to sell for more crack
>See a gay ass Pokémon hoodie and put it on
>An autistic kid comes up to me
>Tells me I look good in the hoodie
>tells me he loves Pokemon and that he loves the original series
>ask him me if I play the games or TCG
>I stare at him
>He asks me why I don't play the games? The Manga? The TCG? The Show?"
>Tell him I have real life things to do.
>>I go home and do crack

My life is crack.

you're autistic if you like pokemon past the first 3 generations

Pokemon will pay you to goto college. That's why I'm playing the TCG. But I 1/2 agree with you.

I goto an event on monday nights. There's 2 people there that's autistic and 1 dude flips out everytime he loses. His mom has to take him out of the store while the rest of us are trying to have fun. My question is, does she regret not having an abortion?

because you can't detect autism in the womb like a lot of retardations

>Goto Hot Topic cause I am high on crack and need money for more crack
>A nigger walks in and tries to steal a Pokémon hoodie
>An autistic kid comes up to him
>Tells him he looks good in the hoodie
>tells him he loves Pokemon and that he loves the original series
>He asks him I if he plays the games or TCG
>The nigger thief stares at him
>He asks him why he doesn't 't play the games? The Manga? The TCG? The Show?"
>The nigger thief says he has real life things to do.
>The kid looks disappointed
>>Offer to have sex with him for crack

My life is crack.

Yeah true, I wonder how many are often wonder if they could put their child up for adoption

>Pokemon will pay you to goto college
i bet the panties are flying at your face

Who said I tell girls?
Plus, there's nerdy girls out there, you just have to know where to look

nerdy girls can be hot. but the ones you're talking about are geeks and losers

Digimon

Nah, I've found a few online. Dated them, gone out to eat, to the mall and so on. They are just not easy to locate.

yup, definitely beat with the ugly stick

>Be employed by Hot Topic
>A nigger walks in my store
>looks like he's high as a kite
>likely weed
>walks passed me
>Smells like weed and 3 days without a shower
>Some white boy walks in with a nerdy ass shirt
>we talk for a few minutes
>he's cool but I dunno if I would like to hang out with him in public
>nigger walks over to the Pokemon hoddies
>puts it on
>White boy walks over to him and starts to talk to him about Pokemon
>rule 1 about niggers, they don't do nerdy shit almost 90% of the time unless it's Dragon Ball Z or Bleach
>I overhear the white boy talking about the games, the manga and other shit
>Oh_shit_nigger_stop_that.ogg
>nigger says "I have real life shit to do"
>white boy is now sad he didn't make a friend

Someone already posted that you stupid nigger.
Delete it.

that's a different story you dumbass nigger.

>Live in Japan
>Work in factory that makes Pokémon hoodies
>It is cover front for business that ship crack to united states

My life is crack.

You forgot to mention niggers.

there are no niggers in japan

>Live in Japan
>Work in factory that makes Pokémon hoodies
>It is cover front for business that ship crack to united states for niggers

My life is crack.

You gotta follow your own beat