My cousin is a stripper. I've always wanted to go to her club and buy a private dance. Is this wrong...

My cousin is a stripper. I've always wanted to go to her club and buy a private dance. Is this wrong? How would I go about this?

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>Is this wrong?

you use your legs, i bet the front door is open

and it sounds like your cousin probably doesn't care anyway

If that's her I don't blame ya user

Yeah that's her. I've wanted to fuck her long before she started stripping.

What strip club?

you wouldn't. my homegirl is a stripper if they feel unsafe your ass is getting dragged tf out. / if she sees you she gets to choose. its not like they have to dance. most of them are private contractors and pay a nightly fee to dance. I would say sorry but ts weird. woo her and be those weird cousins who get married or something

She travels around to all sorts of them actually

As long as you pay, she will be only doing her job, user

No, no, no!
First of all, don't pay HER! She should be giving you freebies, off the clock.
Second, if you're gonna pay, then go to her strip club, and ask her which dancer to get a dance from.

Sex is sex, I lost my virginity to my cousin and sister at the same time. Still fuck my sister to this day

Just go and act like your not even paying attention to her a few times, and then offer her a ride home one night when she's tipsy. I bet she'll do it for the right price.

Do it, see what happens. At worst she never talks to you again or refuses. At best you are now ruthlessly sodomizing your stripper cousin on a regular basis.

If that was my cousin, I'd of been fucking her long before she started stripping. Moar?

I live in treasures.

Thank you for the stripper thread

being this redneck..... fml

The thing about you and incest is that you're white and your family doesn't look like sh it

Its a lap dance they don't even want to dance right anymore

please don't stop please don't stop the music

That as s gets a $100 in dances or dry hump till I jizz in my pants

I just want my cock inside of her so bad, the fact we are related turns me on even more.

you can accomplish it easily: pretend that you're there to "give her a break" and help her get an easy commission, then when she's about to do it follow through, she would have to do it

Tell her first.
"I would like to see you dancing, are you cool with that?"
Then she will do it at your home, and you fuck her.
Thank me later

Is this going to become an incest thread?

She's a stripper, pay her enough and she'll fuck you

>travels

I had a white Colombiana with a big as s from Austin that wanted to suck me off I could never find her again or keep track of her

How can I keep in contact with strippers?

Start of by being "curious" like wanting to see her doing it etc. slowly build it up . I have a feeling if you go hard and straight pay for sex, she would refuse.

Just because she strips doesnt mean she'll be into giving her weird anime enthusiast neckbeard cousin a lap dance. They can refuse you know.

Record it and fuck your slutty cousin for free whenever you want.

Every bitch has her price

Got any pictures of your sister?

Tell her you never went to a strip club before and your nervous. Ask her what it's like. Slowly work into asking if you can go to hers so you'll know someone there. Do this a few times and never get a dance, act shy, and one night act a little tipsy and ask her if she'll break the ice and do your first dance.

>believe the "every bitch has her price" meme
>go to strip club
>try to buy a dance
>she tells security and they throw you out
>she tells family members
>family distance themselves from you
>get written out of the family will

You just need to know the right time. I've paid quite a few girls I know for sex, including some family members. Some were easier than others, but never once did I not get it in the end.

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You live in fantasyland. Youve paid prostitutes for sex, complete strangers, you havent paid family members for sex. Just because the cousin shines her tits for money doesnt mean she fantasizes her male cousin coming in and fucking her in a lap dance booth. It aint gonna happen unless incestuous shit has already happened.

I dunno chances are she strips, she is a prostitute on the side.

Again, you live in fantasyland.

My sister is the one in green. I fucked her friend in the pink too.

I used to fuck my sister, who was only a year younger than me, by trading her music CDs for sex.

It wasn't me in first post, you are acting like nobody has every fucked a stripper dude.

i love her thick ass, keep going

Got any nudes of your sis??

Maybe...

don't be a teasing fag greentext the first time and drops some nudes. night isn't young anymore

I only have a few myself. Tons of bra and cleavage shots through. My sisters a slutty tease herself.

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1.Go there
2.Play coy like you've "never had a lapdance before lol"
3.????
4.Watch her refuse you because she thinks fucking family is gross

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>snooke

Got it. If your family is retarded they will smash.

Tell moar? How often to you fuck? How old when you started? How old now? Does she know you share her?

Dumb sisters are the easiest to smash. All you have to do is play house and tell them its what mommy and daddys too. Women are stupid in general, thats why most of them are sluts, it's the only way they get ahead.

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pretty sure this thread is bullshit. Pic posted here a while back as well.

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I fucked my sister and her friend that way. I was around 13, my sister was 11 and her friend was 12. We were playing house home alone when I put on porno for us to watch. I purposely made sure it was mother and father roll play and I told them thats what parents do.
I convinced my sisters friend to be my wife. She sucked my dick and fucked her. I came in like 30 seconds in her. When we were done my sister said her turn. I wasnt trying to fuck her but she threatened to tell so i did it anyway.

No I ask for her nudes periodically, she's a fucking stripper, there should be some out there.

Everyone knows a sisters main purpose is practice for her brother.

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